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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What's the matter?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh Willie's still alive!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What are you guys doing?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, my mom called, they're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we're looking for a good picture of us.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oooh, I'm afraid that does not exist.
    • monica
    • Monica
      That's not true, there are great pictures of us!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this... (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh my God! That's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I don't know what it is, I just can't take a good picture.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (looking at one) Oh, here's a great one.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, I'm not in that.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know, but look at me all tan.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey, why don't you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.
    • monica
    • Monica
      That's a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y'know... (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah that's great! Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler what do you say?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going. I'm going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.)
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      Central Perk, Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball.

    • ross
    • Ross
      (To Chandler) Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      How about those three pointers?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Amazing!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin' us play this time too.
    • (They both get dejected and go sit down.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey look-look, Phoebe's talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey, I thought that guy was married.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      He is! But he's getting divorced-Ross! Maybe you know him.
    • ross
    • Ross
      It's not a club.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Phoebe, if this guy's going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, divorced men are not bad men!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      They have that on the napkins at the club.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, I gotta get back to work.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You don't have to be back for a half-hour!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean y'know you can't date him right?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Soon he'll be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I am not gonna get fired, because I'm not gonna act on it.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So you wouldn't mind if he was dating someone else?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Why? Is he? He is! Isn't he? He's dating that slut in marketing!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Maybe I should open a divorced men's club.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Dude that is so sad.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I could put uh-uh a basketball court in the back.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Could I play?
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    • Scene 3

      Rachel's Outer Office, she's returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
    • Tag
      I just did them.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, well drop and give me ten more!
    • Tag
      What?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?
    • Tag
      Yeah, I filled them out last night?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
    • (He gets up to make the copies leaving Rachel alone with his stuff. She notices his sweater in his backpack and holds it up to her nose as Melissa, a coworker, walks up.)
    • Melissa
      Hey Rachel!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, what's up? I'm just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Y'know, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. What's up? (She has put on the backpack.)
    • Melissa
      Umm, is Tag here?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No. Why?
    • Melissa
      Oh, I was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
    • Melissa
      Well, we've been flirting back and forth, but I was hoping that tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This ain't a locker room, okay? But, y'know I remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight.
    • Melissa
      Oh no!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh yeah. All right, back to work.
    • Melissa
      Hey! Isn't that Tag's backpack.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah Melissa, I don't want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
    • (Melissa beats a hasty retreat.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 4

      A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture. Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn't.

    • The Photographer
      (taking pictures) Great! That's great Monica! Great! Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. (Does The Face.)
    • The Photographer
      I'm sorry, is the seat uncomfortable?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, I am.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I do? (He smiles, beautifully.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you don't have to smile. Let's try something else. Let's try umm, try looking sexy.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. (You'll have to see it, I can't describe the face he makes, but it isn't good.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Or not.
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    • Scene 5

      Rachel's Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Uhh, well I've got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, sure. Umm...here. (Hands him one.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Great. (He doesn't like it.) You got anything that's not Ralph Lauren?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, I don't think so Joe.
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, I guess this will be fine.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Nothing, why?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I'll pay.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Huh, Rach I got to say it's gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm not asking you to go on a date with him!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Really? 'Cause I could kinda use the money.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey, just-just he-he's new in town and I know he doesn't have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. I'll really appreciate it.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, okay.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) Ooh-Hey, donuts!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay. (He grabs a jelly donut, takes a bite, and guess what he spills all over himself. He tries to clean it up and smears it all over the shirt.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 6

      A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken.

    • monica
    • Monica
      I know. Let's try a look...of far off...wonderment. Okay, we'll-we'll gaze into our future and we'll think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Don't laugh at him! He's my drowning moron!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Aww! (Smiles.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      That's it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
    • (Chandler turns to the camera and does The Face.)
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    • Scene 7

      Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs.

    • ross
    • Ross
      I like this one. (Points to it.) It seems to say, "I love you and that's why I have to kill you."
    • monica
    • Monica
      They can't all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Do you really want to pull at that thread?
    • (Phoebe enters with Hums While He Pees also known as Kyle.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I'm having a really good time!
    • Hums While He Pees
      Me too! I'm sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ohh. No that's okay, he's a friend.
    • Hums While He Pees
      Hey uh, I don't mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, I... Well y'know I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so I'd just be lost.
    • Hums While He Pees
      I know it's really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss and-Oh no! No! No! My God!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, don't freak out. I'll go.
    • Hums While He Pees
      No it's... Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, I know. Hold on. (She walks over to the couch.) Hey Ross?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, umm that's Whitney (Points), Kyle's ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can y'know divert her so that we can slip out?
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?! No!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals. (She holds up the tickets that Kyle gave her.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, I don't think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, I'll do it. But just because you're a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney.)
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    • Scene 8

      Ross's apartment, Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hi Ginger.
    • ross
    • Ross
      All right! I want my key back!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I don't have it!
    • ross
    • Ross
      It's right there! (Points to her hand.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ugh, okay Sherlock! (Hands over the key.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, I'm sorry but you-you-you better go Pheebs.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      All right, well I just wanted to say thank you though for diverting Kyle's ex.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh yeah-No-You're welcome. We'll talk about it later.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay.
    • (Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi Whitney.
    • Whitney
      Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yep. (Phoebe slams the door shut.) Okay.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (To Ross) Kyle's ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! I'm sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.
    • Whitney
      Sure.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Watching ballroom dancing?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes! That's where we realized we were both super cool people!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Like what?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Like she's really mean, and she's over critical, and-and-No! She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      And! She uses sex as a weapon!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast I'll be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You're still gonna go out with her?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, didn't you just hear what I said?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husband's gonna say that stuff. Now, if you'll excuse me...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!
    • Whitney
      (outside the door) Uh, your door isn't sound proof.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You see? Nothing is good enough for her!
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    • Scene 9

      Rachel's Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.

    • Tag
      Good morning.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
    • Tag
      Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ohh that's nice.
    • Tag
      Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Wo-women? You mean like old women?
    • Tag
      Well kinda old, like 30.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (Pause) Oh.
    • Tag
      And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      That's great! Wow man, so Joey must've really taught you some stuff huh?
    • Tag
      A little.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah?
    • (A beautiful women walks up.)
    • Tag
      (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin'?
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 10

      Joey and Rachel's, Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile. Chandler is smiling.

    • joey
    • Joey
      See? That's a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. (Chandler immediately does The Face.) You're changing it!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I can't help it!
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Borrow money from me?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay, first-first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), you're looking down, keep looking down...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Why is there jelly on your shoe?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I had a donut. (Chandler nods.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (entering) Hi!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah! That guy's all right!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
    • joey
    • Joey
      What?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Y'know, all the women.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey well, you can't teach someone to be good with women. Y'know, that's why I never had any luck with Chandler.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (Pause) I'm right here!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, it's just-And I know he's my assistant and I can't date him-but it just bothers me, all right?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! No-no-no-no, you can't take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I'm still right here!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right, will you, will you at least tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this, dating tons of women thing is!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (shocked) What?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I just don't want him to meet anybody until I am over my crush-And I will get over it. It's-it's not like I love him, it's just physical! But-I mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I know, Monica told me.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah. Sure. (Joey nods his head questioningly and Rachel nods no.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Can you people not see me?! (He waves his arms around to get their attention.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (To Joey) So, will you talk to him?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I don't know Rach.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, come on! I'll give you ten free Ralph Lauren shirts.
    • joey
    • Joey
      One! (Pause.) No ten! You said ten! You can't take that back!
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    • Scene 11

      Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.

    • Tag
      Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I don't know. You uh, you got something for me?
    • Tag
      Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
    • (He hands Joey the bag and he quickly counts its contents.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ten. Okay. Now Tag there's such a thing as to many women.
    • Tag
      Really?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, for you!
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    • Scene 12

      The Portrait Studio, Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture.

    • monica
    • Monica
      (seeing him approach) Hey! There you are!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      There I am!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Are you okay?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, Joey said I uh, I needed to relax so he gave me an antihistamine.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn. Brooklyn is f-far!!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler, what were you thinking?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I don't know, but don't worry, don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down... (He falls asleep.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (awakens) Yeah! (Looks up and does The Face.)
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    • Scene 13

      Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hi.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okay-and F.Y.I she must've shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I don't give a tiny rat's ass."
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah well, maybe she should've spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, I don't think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe that's just because I am not emotionally unavailable!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You think he's emotionally unavailable?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I think he can be.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, maybe he wouldn't be she didn't bring the office home every night!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Year's Eve 1997.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (angrily) I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (gets up and starts to leave) We want the last six years back!!
    • ross
    • Ross
      So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.) I'm sorry you had to see that.
    • new scene
    • Scene 14

      Rachel's Office, Tag is entering.

    • Tag
      Good morning Rachel.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh what'd you do last night?
    • Tag
      Went out with Joey.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh yeah? Another night of birdogging the chickas?
    • Tag
      No. We had a really good talk. I don't think I'm gonna do that bar scene anymore.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Wow! I did not see that coming.
    • Tag
      It's just not really who I am. Y'know, I've always been happier when...Why am I telling you this? You don't care about this stuff.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, y'know?
    • Tag
      When I'm in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Really?
    • Tag
      Someone I can spoil, y'know?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Sp-spoil?
    • Tag
      Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Uh-huh.
    • Tag
      Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, I-I'm startin' too.
    • Tag
      And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes! Hell yes!
    • Tag
      All right then, it's settled.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay.
    • Tag
      I'm gettin' back together with my ex-girlfriend.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'd love to!
    • Tag
      What?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
    • new scene
    • Scene 15

      Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they're not talking to each other. Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee.

    • ross
    • Ross
      My God!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, I'm sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, how's Whitney?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well maybe she wouldn't have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh he knows! (Quietly) For the most part.
    • (Kyle and Whitney enter.)
    • Kyle
      Oh hey! Good, you're both here.
    • Whitney
      We kinda need to talk.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Both of you together?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Wh-what's up?
    • Whitney
      Well, I went over to Kyle's last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing...
    • Kyle
      ...we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So... (Pause)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh just say it Kyle!
    • Kyle
      We're gonna give it another try.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!
    • Whitney
      I'm gonna work on that.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh right, because you're so capable of change.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (To Whitney) Y'know, he hums when he pees!
    • Whitney
      I do know.
    • ross
    • Ross
      It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.
    • Whitney
      We're so sorry. (They get up to leave.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      That's all right, we-we don't need you. In fact, hey I'm over it already.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, and y'know what? I don't give a tiny rat's ass.
    • Kyle
      Yeah, we're gonna go. (They leave.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (To Phoebe) I'm sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Y'know, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh. Y'know, he hums while he does other stuff to.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, were better off without them.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      And y'know, even if they break up again, you'd better not let him in your sad men's club!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Divorced men's club.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Potato, Potaato. (She's pronounces potato with the both the short and long As.)
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 16

      Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ooh, let's see it!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ahhh.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay. (She opens it up and shows it to them.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh yeah, that looks good.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, we look great together.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, we really do!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Y'know, we don't have to imagine.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I'm marrying her.
    • joey
    • Joey
      We'll just see.
    • END