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    • Scene 1

      The Hallway, Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I can't wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You're really sticking with the shell necklace huh? (Points to necklace of shells he's wearing.)
    • (Joey and Phoebe burst forth from his apartment.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hi!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! You're back! (Hugs and kisses all around.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi sweetie!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Come on in!
    • (They grab the luggage and drag it into Joey and Rachel's forcing Monica and Chandler to follow.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So how was the honeymoon?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      That was the best part? (To Chandler) Good honeymooning tiger.
    • monica
    • Monica
      No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      They're terrific, and they live right here in the city.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I'm sorry, we're just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know.
    • joey
    • Joey
      A couple? Like two people? Like (points to himself) one (points to Phoebe), two people?
    • monica
    • Monica
      This is different! Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck! (Angrily) Hi Greg, I'm Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance...
    • joey
    • Joey
      Y'know what? Why don't you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      We really...didn't get a chance to...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You have got to be kidding me!
    • monica
    • Monica
      We didn't get anything for anyone.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hm-mm! Yeah nice necklace!
    • monica
    • Monica
      That you can have.
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • {Transcriber's Note
      Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
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    • Scene 2

      Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi!
    • Everyone
      Hey!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hello!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Welcome home.
    • ross
    • Ross
      So, how was the honeymoon?
    • monica
    • Monica
      It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean you're having a baby!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh! Look! I have a sonogram picture!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh great! (Shows them the picture.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ross! It's got your wavy black lines!
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us y'know how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Monica! That's not right! Start with where.
    • (Rachel looks at Ross and gets his approval.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there 'cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
    • joey
    • Joey
      You're welcome buddy.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (glaring at him) Yeah, thanks. (Joey nods no problem.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (laughs) Umm that's...that's a little misleading.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What is?
    • ross
    • Ross
      The lie you just told.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      That-that you came on to me?
    • ross
    • Ross
      There's the one!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      But you did! I mean, let's be honest.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes let's. Y'know what? Uh, it's-it's not important. What is important is that, is that we're having a baby. And it's not-Doesn't matter who came on to who.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) That's right.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You know you kissed me first.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I was sending you signals?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Y'know what?! It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, 'cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Y'know what? Y'know what? Rachel, just-just drop it.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No please, show me how I begged you!
    • ross
    • Ross
      I can show you, I have it on videotape! (Stunned silence) It's an expression.
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
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    • Scene 3

      Monica and Chandler's, time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I can't believe he taped the two of them having sex!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know who has a great video camera?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (nasally) Greg and Jenny?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Do you still wanna call 'em? I wanna call 'em.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Let's call 'em.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!
    • (Monica goes over and dials their number.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Eighth street deli?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin' to that place.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (on phone) Uh sorry, wrong number. (Hangs up)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Here you go. (Shows her the number again.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (on phone) Hello? (Listens) (To All) It's the deli again!
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right! I'll have a sandwich!
    • monica
    • Monica
      (hangs up) I don't think this number's right!
    • (Joey and Phoebe laugh.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You got fake numbered.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?! People don't do that!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh I think we do.
    • monica
    • Monica
      They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I don't know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.
    • monica
    • Monica
      And you've never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Y'know what? Don't worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Excuse me, I don't want Greg and Jenny's rejects.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (entering) Rachel won't talk to me! She won't even open the door!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hmm, I wonder why. Pervert!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, listen I am not a pervert!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      That's like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, here's what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Personal thing? What personal thing? I don't know.
    • ross
    • Ross
      About...about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadn't had sex in months?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (laughs) Yeah I knew what you were talkin' about.
    • Six Weeks Earlier
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    • Scene 4

      Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Do you have a minute? I'd like to talk to you about something I'm, I'm really uncomfortable talking about.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I actually had a topic in mind! I'm, I'm kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Whoa, for like months?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Five to be lying, six.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Six months? Whoa that's rough.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, I mean it's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.
    • joey
    • Joey
      The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay-I'm scared for my health!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay. Okay. Umm...Ooh! Oh-oh, I got something. It's this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; they're like putty.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Really? Well then tell it to me.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay. Now you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (sarcastic) I'll try to control myself.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe...
    • ross
    • Ross
      (laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Have a nice six more months Ross! (Starts to leave.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. I'm sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw...a beautiful woman...bathing herself...but she was crying...
    • ross
    • Ross
      (intently listening) Why?
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    • Scene 5

      Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and they're drinking wine.

    • Kristen
      Umm, this is great wine.
    • ross
    • Ross
      It's from France...In Europe...Western Europe. Y'know umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.
    • Kristen
      Really?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh-hmm-Wait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.
    • Kristen
      I studied for a year in Barcelona. (Ross is stunned and worried.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking...
    • Kristen
      I love hiking!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (whines) Oh that's great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo...
    • Kristen
      I think its Tibidabo.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?!
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    • Scene 6

      Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Great! I'm across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! Look, if it didn't work it's because you didn't tell it right! Show me how you did it.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No! No, I don't...don't want to.
    • joey
    • Joey
      How long since you've seen a girl naked?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I was backpacking across Western Europe.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'm not feeling it.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I was just outside Barcelona, hiking...
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No! No Ross! I'm not hot! Are you hot?
    • ross
    • Ross
      It's been six months! I'm always hot!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well you're not selling the story! It's like; it's like you don't believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I'm preparing for an audition. Okay? I'll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you're doing wrong.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I'll try that.
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right now... All right, you're all set up. You're good to go. Just hit record. All right?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Thanks.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Good luck.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know I'll help you out.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
    • (Ross pours himself a glass of wine, hits record, and sits down in front of the camera.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh Ross!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank God you're here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
    • ross
    • Ross
      That's less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.
    • (They sit down on the couch, which is in front of the still recording camera.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (voiceover) So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything.
    • (Pause)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, we're gonna need to see that tape. (They rest of them agree.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, definitely.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Y'know what? This is not fair to her. Let's just forget the tape!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "You'll show me right?") No!
    • joey
    • Joey
      You're right. (Mouths, "I know you'll show me, right?)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Joey! No!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Loud and clear! (Mouths, "You'll show me," and nods.)
    • (Ross storms out.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 7

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room.

    • monica
    • Monica
      I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Y'know, if they knew what they were doing they probably didn't give you real names either.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don't give out fake names.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh yeah? (To Phoebe) Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Regina Philange. (Ken and Regina shake hands.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I still don't get it, we didn't do anything wrong.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!
    • monica
    • Monica
      (rolling her head from side to side) Joke. Joke. Blah! Blah! (Joey and Phoebe laugh.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well maybe it was all of your questions.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What about my questions?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, I'm sorry. Was that another joke?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (angrily) Was that another question?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (entering) Hey! Is Ross still here?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Uh no Rach, he's gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didn't even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You don't want to see this do you?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hell yeah!!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I am not gonna show you this!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Forget it, she's destroying it.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay fine! Fine! We'll just have to think of some other way to put the whole 'Who came onto who,' thing to rest! Come on now, think!!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, forget it Phoebe. Okay? It's Rachel's tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. And she wants to destroy it. So, end of story.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I wanna see it.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Clearly you don't want people to see this tape. Now I don't want people to see this tape either, but you so badly don't people to see it makes me want to see it. You see?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (confused) Are we watchin' the tape or not?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      I don't want people to see it for your sake.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ahh, I don't believe you. I think you don't want them to see you begging me. (Goes to put the tape in the VCR)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Rachel, please...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ah, a little preview!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes I'm gonna be saying...(He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)
    • (They both sit down.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (on tape) Hello! Can I get you anything?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (To Phoebe) I'm so happy!
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 8

      Monica and Chandler's, the scene is continued from earlier.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on tape) Oh, thank God you're here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      There I am.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You're gonna get pregnant.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I...
    • ross
    • Ross
      (on tape) You didn't do it?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on tape) I-I know-I had put them in...in-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.
    • (Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (taking Rachel's hand) Sweetie okay. It's okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I'm fine.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Kinda hurtin' my hand though.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh...oh-oh-oh...
    • (Rachel hits fast forward. Monica is completely shocked.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Did you do it on our invitations?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (pause) Not on the ones we sent out.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
    • (Rachel stops fast forwarding.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on tape) Can you believe this is already happening? I mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (on tape) I know. Hey remember...remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we would've gone through with it? Y'know, if we hadn't gotten caught. Do you think we would've done it?
    • ross
    • Ross
      (on tape) I mean I...I know I wanted to. I just, I just wasn't sure if you wanted to.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on tape) Oh I wanted to.
    • (Ross and Rachel trade looks while watching the tape.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (on tape) So we...we both wanted to.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on tape) Interesting.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (on tape) Yeah. (Pause) Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on tape) Oh yeah, sure.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, in about ten seconds you're gonna see him kiss me.
    • ross
    • Ross
      And in about five seconds you're gonna see why.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on tape) Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?
    • (Joey's shocked and everyone else looks at Rachel.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, get ready to see some beggin'!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, you came on to Ross!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Now I'm so happy.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What are you talking about?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      You used the Europe story!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      That's the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      How do you know about that story?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      How do you know about that story?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (raises his hand) Some guy!! (Points to himself.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (raises his hand and points to himself again) Ken Adams!!
    • new scene
    • Scene 9

      Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah. Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn't matter. I mean, I think it would've happened either way. I mean if you hadn't initiated it I-I-I know I would've.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      It was an amazing night.
    • ross
    • Ross
      It was. It was an amazing night.
    • (Pause)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You think it looked amazing?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I uh... I don't know. I mean I...I honestly didn't watch it.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, me neither. Yet...
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uhhhhhh...that-that may be weird.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, it would be really weird.
    • (Ross grabs the tape and heads for the VCR as Rachel goes over and puts the chain on the door and locks it.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Good luck.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Good luck to you.
    • (Ross pushes play.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Mind if I mute?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh please. (He does so.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, oh there go the clothes.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You are undressing very quickly.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Six months Rachel, six months.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ah. (Pause) Oh.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey. We-we look...we look pretty good.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      That's what I was gonna say.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh nice tan!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ah....
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Have you been working out?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I have been working out.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Really? Wow, this is so much better than I...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ohh! Ew!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh that's not pretty.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh! Oh!
    • ross
    • Ross
      No!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh God!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh no!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, make it stop!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh no!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Make it stop!!
    • ross
    • Ross
      No!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Have to make it stop!!
    • ross
    • Ross
      No!!!
    • (They both get out of the chair and run for the VCR.)
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 10

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jenny's number which Monica has just dialed.

    • monica
    • Monica
      (on phone) Hello Greg? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica from the plane? Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5... (Listens) (To Chandler) That is their old number! Jenny's been giving it out since they moved!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Jenny! That is so Jenny!
    • monica
    • Monica
      (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Y'know what Greg? Y'know what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny can't see that then... (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) We'll see you then! (Listens) Okay!
    • (She hangs up the phone and they hug.)
    • END