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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey! So what do you think?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      New haircut? (Monica nods 'No.') Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods 'Yes.') Boots!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes! Now, they're a little more than I normally spend on boots...or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh my God!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I'm gonna miss being able to afford food.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'm sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you."
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (entering) Hi!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!
    • monica
    • Monica
      They're mine!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah well, too bad we're gonna have to return them.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Return them?! Shh! They're gonna hear you!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Honey, I'm not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but I'm going to wear them all the time. You'll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I have you.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Nice try; I'm keeping the boots.
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel's, who is now showing, stomach.

    • ross
    • Ross
      That's right, I love you! And-and I'm gonna play with you all the time.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (pause) He's talking to the baby.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, "I can't wait to hear your first words," I thought, "There's a trick."
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. I'll see you later.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Bye.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Bye. (She gets up to leave but is stopped by Joey)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh hey Rach, listen-Hi!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin' to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No-no-no-no-no-no, not her, not her. My youngest sister, Dina, she's really interested in fashion, and she wants to talk to someone successful, y'know, to give her some advice.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I guess I can talk to one of my supervisors...
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh no-no-no-no, she wants to talk to you!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Really?! Oh my God! I'm successful!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay, so will you meet with her?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes! I'd love to! Have her come by the office.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Great! Thanks! You're gonna love her so much. And-Oh, she's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, y'know the S.A.T's?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah.
    • joey
    • Joey
      She took 'em!
    • (Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey Ross! Doesn't Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah. Why?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Sting has a son that goes there too!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah I know; he's in Ben's class.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils? (Joey is about to sit down and hears this so instead he groans and exits.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Sting's son, seven years old and there's a picture.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What are you reading? The Kidnappers Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No, it's New York magazine. It's an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh, I actually haven't even met him.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Uh-huh, yeah that's too bad. I really want to go to his concert Friday night, but it's totally sold out. I know! Why don't you meet him and get tickets?! If you get two I'll take you.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well actually, I'm picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe he'll be there.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      There you go! Oh, you are so lucky! You might actually get to meet Sting tomorrow! That's why you have kids!
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    • Scene 3

      Central Perk, the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey guys!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey-hey.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi Monica!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey. (Sits down on the arm of the couch.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi boots.
    • monica
    • Monica
      See Chandler? I'm getting a lot of use out of them already! They're very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them. (Goes and gets some coffee at the counter.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Wow! They're beautiful!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ahh...
    • monica
    • Monica
      (almost crying) They hurt so much!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well-well you can give them to me! I haven't felt my feet in years!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I can't! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that I'd wear them all the time, I just can't give them away!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well then get your money back and return them!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I can't do that either! The soles' are already a little scuffed up and the insides are filled with my blood.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (entering) Hey!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (returning to his seat) Hey!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (spinning around looking for him) I don't think you did a very thorough job!
    • ross
    • Ross
      I dropped him off at Carol's. (To Phoebe) Anyway, it turns out that I'm not going to be able to get those tickets though.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh no! Why not?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well it turns out that Ben and Sting's son do not get along.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      How come?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Apparently, Sting's son made fun of the fact that Ben's moms are lesbinims.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Wait! But Ross if they don't get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Phoebe, you can't force kids to be friends.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Sure you can! Give them some blocks, put them in a playpen!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Playpen?! Ben's seven!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Your kid is seven?! (Ross nods, "Yes.") (To the rest) He's really small. (To Ross) Please! Please get the tickets!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look I'm sorry Pheebs, I can't do it.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yes you can! Sting says so himself!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (singing) Rosssss can!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look Phoebe, I'm sorry it's just...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (singing) Rossss can!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Phoebe, I...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (singing) Rosss can! Give me the tickets! Ross can give me the tickets!!
    • (Ross runs out to get the tickets.)
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    • Scene 4

      Rachel's Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.

    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering, with Dina) Here she is! Future fashion superstar!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh Joey, I'm hardly a...
    • joey
    • Joey
      My little sister Dina!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Right! Hi Dina!
    • Dina
      Hi.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Nice to meet you. (They shake hands.)
    • Dina
      Thanks so much for meetin' with me. Joey's told me so much about you!
    • joey
    • Joey
      This is so exciting for her. Well, I'll let you two fash...ists get down to business. (Exits.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. All right Dina, well let's talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let's see, there's design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there's-there's sales, which is great because you get to travel...
    • Dina
      I...I don't care about fashion! I'm pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (stunned) And there's marketing...
    • new scene
    • Scene 5

      The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.

    • monica
    • Monica
      (standing up) Ahhhhhhhh!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (opening the door) What's wrong?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh nothing I'm just-just was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh don't forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Honey, we don't really have to go to this thing tonight do we?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Now sweetie, I know you don't like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a...supple leather lining.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I-I don't-I don't think that I'm gonna wear the boots tonight.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Why not?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well y'know, I'm just-I'm just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Do you think I work at some kind of boot pricing company?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots don't really go with it.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You said that you paid all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses, and pants!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, I'll wear the boots. In fact, I'll go into my room right now and y'know try the outfit on.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying 'ow' with laughing.)
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    • Scene 6

      The Hallway, Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news.

    • Dina
      I-I can't go in there. I can't tell him!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Honey, it's going to be okay. He's been incredibly supportive of me, and if he gets a little upset; that's what the meatball sub is for. (She gives Dina a sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil.)
    • Dina
      Thank you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay.
    • (They enter.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! It's my fashion girls! (They don't react.) What's wrong?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Honey, why don't you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (concerned) Oh. What's, what's going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dad's heart? Is that a sandwich?
    • Dina
      Joe, mom and dad are fine...
    • joey
    • Joey
      Is that a sandwich?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey...there's something that you...should know. Dina?
    • Dina
      I'm pregnant.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (angrily) What?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (To Dina) Now! Give him the sandwich! Give him the sandwich! (She quickly sets the sandwich in front of him.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well obviously this is a mistake! You can't be pregnant! Because you have to have sex to get pregnant!
    • Dina
      Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?! Dina...
    • joey
    • Joey
      (to Rachel) Bub!!! (Points at her and quiets Rachel.) (To Dina) I can't believe this! You're the good one! You went to college! Both years! Who did this to you?!
    • Dina
      Bobby Corso, but he's a real nice guy. I like him a lot. He's real funny.
    • joey
    • Joey
      You got pregnant for funny?! Dina...if he's funny...laugh! All right, I'll be back in a little while! You stay here!
    • Dina
      Why? Where are you going?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I can't look at you right now! (Exits and slams the door behind him.)
    • Dina
      Wow.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know.
    • (Joey storms back in and covering his face so he doesn't see Dina grabs the sandwich and heads back out.)
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 7

      The Midfield Day School, it's after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, there you are Ben!
    • Ben
      Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, I heard you're having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boy's name is Sting's son.
    • Ben
      Jack? I hate him! He's a jerk.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Now Ben, sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside, but they have famous fathers.
    • Ben
      I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me over there. (Goes over to Doug.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Him you're friends with. (Starts looking at the children trying to find Jack and a teacher notices her.)
    • The Teacher
      Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yes! Yes you can, I'm looking for Jack's parents.
    • The Teacher
      Are you with one of the students?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Uh-huh, I'm with Ben.
    • The Teacher
      Are you one of Ben's mothers?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I am one of Ben's mothers. I'm a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents.
    • The Teacher
      Well hi, I'm Jenny Boone. I'm the new teacher here.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh.
    • The Teacher
      I've only met your partner Carol.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.
    • The Teacher
      Right. Are you looking for Jack's parents to discuss the problems he's having with Ben? (Phoebe nods 'Yes.') Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah! Let's do that!! That-that sounds good. We should sit down and talk, just me, my lover Carol, and the Stings. Umm, how-how will I get in touch with them?
    • The Teacher
      Oh, their number is on the contact sheet.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? 'Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. She's such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass.
    • new scene
    • Scene 8

      A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know, that party wasn't bad.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah! I didn't know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I don't see any uh, cabs. Maybe we should just walk?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh no, we can't walk!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What honey, it's like fifteen blocks to the subway. Let's go.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey! Do you think that we can get to the subway right there if we climb down through the manhole cover?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What's going on?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I can't walk. Okay? Okay? These boots were a huge mistake!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! They're killing me! One toe at a time!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. (Pause) It's oddly unsettling.
    • monica
    • Monica
      How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hop on.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first. (She starts taking them off.) Ah...Ooh...Oohh...Ohh...Oh God...Ohh...Oh...Ohh...Ohhhh...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Honey, I know you're in pain right now, but I'm a little turned on.
    • new scene
    • Scene 9

      Joey and Rachel's, Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else.

    • Dina
      Do you ever worry that you'll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What college was that Dina?
    • (Joey enters dragging a guy.)
    • Dina
      Oh my God! Bobby!
    • Bobby
      Hi Dina. Good to see you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey, what are you doing?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh Joey this is crazy!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Don't interrupt me when I'm talkin' to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man...
    • Dina
      No!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh you'll take 'em!
    • Dina
      No I won't!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! You don't get a say in this!
    • Dina
      Yes I do!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ahhh! I heard "I do", we're halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right Joey! That is enough! (Grabs him and pulls him away from Bobby and Dina) Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, it's not legal. Okay? They-they don't have a marriage license, they don't have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!
    • Bobby
      Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well what am I supposed to do?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You're supposed to realize that they are adults! And that they can make their own decisions.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No they can't! They were stupid enough to get knocked up!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Heyyyyy! Contraceptives are not always effective! (To Bobby and Dina) Right?
    • Bobby
      Yeah...we kinda didn't use any...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, come on kids! A little help here!
    • new scene
    • Scene 10

      Sting's Apartment, Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting's wife, Trudie Styler, to enter.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Wow! This place is incredible! (Gasps) Sting's pen...that he gave to Phoebe. (Puts the pen in her purse and goes over to a floor-to-ceiling bookcase) Come on! Secret passageway! (Starts pulling books at random as Trudie enters.)
    • Trudie Styler
      Hi! (By the way, it's actually her.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hi!
    • Trudie Styler
      I'm Trudie.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Uh-huh.
    • Trudie Styler
      You must be Ben's mum.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Why else would I be here?
    • Trudie Styler
      Do sit down.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Uh-huh. (They go and sit down.)
    • Trudie Styler
      I gather Jack and Ben haven't been getting along lately.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah.
    • Trudie Styler
      I'm told there are two sides to this story, but all I've heard is that Ben's a bit of a poo-poo head.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Umm, I'm sorry. Won't-won't Jack's father be joining us?
    • Trudie Styler
      Oh I'm sorry, Jack's father is not available.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Uh-hmm. Okay. Well then, could we reschedule? For say, Friday night perhaps at 8 o'clock?
    • Trudie Styler
      Oh no, I know that wouldn't work. My husband's in concert.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Concert. Yeah. That does put us in...quite a pickle. Because you see I'm very busy before and after the concert, and he's obviously busy during.
    • Trudie Styler
      So, I guess you and I should talk about Jack and Ben right now.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Unless! Unless umm, okay I-I would be willing to go to the concert, umm, all the while thinking about the children of course.
    • Trudie Styler
      Are you here for tickets?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, thank you. Four would be great.
    • Trudie Styler
      I'm not giving concert tickets to someone who'd use their son like this!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh good! Then you're in luck! Ben's not my son!
    • Trudie Styler
      (stands up) Look, I've just pressed a button, triggering a silent alarm. Any minute now, the police will be here!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      The Police? Here? A reunion?! (She gets out her camera.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 11

      The Street, Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, ten blocks down. Five to go.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (notices something in the window) Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh I'm sorry! Do you need a break?
    • monica
    • Monica
      My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, I'm sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (pause) I don't have your boots.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well I don't have them either. Where are they?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, why don't you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay. (She gets off him.) God well, we gotta go back and get them!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Honey, are you seriously ever gonna wear the boots again?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, I'm never gonna wear them again. I just didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know what? You can say goodbye to the tan ones.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay. (Climbs back on his back.) All right.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. (Moves closer to the window.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (to the boots) Bye boots-Wait! Half off?! (Chandler runs off.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 12

      Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina's situation.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey, just because they're not getting married doesn't mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Let's hear their plan! Now, what's the future look like for Dina and Bobby?
    • Bobby
      Well...I really have high hopes for my band.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (to Dina) You were right. He is funny.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why don't you tell us a little bit about your band?
    • Bobby
      Well it's just me and my pal Rooster, the band's name is Numb Nuts.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (To Dina) Really? (Nods her head at Bobby.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Dina, if you're having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, that's not a compliment!
    • Dina
      No Joey! I knew you wouldn't be supportive!
    • joey
    • Joey
      So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? You're gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself...without a husband?! You can't be a single mother alone! You're gonna ruin your life!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No! No! It's different for you. You're so strong and together. You're not some dumb kid who doesn't know what she's doing.
    • Dina
      Excuse me?
    • joey
    • Joey
      One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Maybe! (To Bobby) Well! Well...so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb Nuts-Oh forget it! I can't!
    • Dina
      Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, I'm just gonna need some help. And Bobby's gonna be here the whole time.
    • Bobby
      You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, we're straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if he's about to lose it.)
    • Dina
      Look, Rachel's told me how much easier you've made all this on her. Why can't you do that for me?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Because! 'Cause... 'Cause you're my baby sister!
    • Dina
      And you're my big brother! I mean, you're my favorite guy in the whole world. I'm not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well I'd be scared of them, but all right.
    • Dina
      Joey, I can't stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me. I want him to have his uncle. Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Of course he's gonna have his Uncle Joey!
    • Dina
      We're gonna be all right. I mean, even if we're not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
    • joey
    • Joey
      That's right! By his uncle too!
    • Bobby
      And by you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay Bobby, why don't we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Come here! (Hugs Dina and Bobby looks to hug Rachel.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No! Seriously! What's wrong with you?!
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 13

      Central Perk, Phoebe and Ross are there.

    • ross
    • Ross
      You're gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well...let's just say... (singing) Rosss caaaaan!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oo, where are the seats?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh, middle balcony.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, now would you say that that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Then that's not breaking the law! I'm there!
    • END