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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey! I got you a present!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Pheebs you didn't have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang...
    • monica
    • Monica
      (interrupting) I love it! It's huge!! Let's open it! Open it!! (Monica rips open the paper.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      It's a Ms. Pac-Man machine!!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh my God!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I didn't know where to put it so I just left it here for now.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, okay.
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right. (He goes to push it and it doesn't move.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I kinda like it here.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Do you really like it?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is like-Oh my, this is like my second favorite game!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh really? What was your first?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well I-I really don't remember the name of it.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well what did it do?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, you just-you put a quarter in and y'know pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      A vending machine?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Don't feel bad for me! I won like every time!
    • OPENING CREDITS
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    • Scene 2

      Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you guys are here. I've been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Professor Neuman, the head of the department, so....
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      They made you head of the department!
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! (Pause) Why didn't I get head of the department? (Goes and gets some coffee.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Uh, Paul's Caf'. They got great food and it's really romantic.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ooh, great! Thanks!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the Four Seasons for drinks. Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. Or dancing-Oh! Take her dancing!
    • joey
    • Joey
      You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I'll tell ya...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin' all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. I'm not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it's so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, y'know what?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Huh?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Why don't I take you out?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?! Joey, you don't want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yes I do! And we're gonna go out, we're gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (interrupting) Okay! I'll go with ya! I'll go! I'll go with ya.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'll be fun.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right?
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    • Scene 3

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, I'm next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Don't! Don't start another game! I said I'm next! Phoebe!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you over all the winning.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler! Phoebe's hogging the game!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Who cares? It's a stupid game.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You only think it's stupid because you suck at it.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I don't suck. It's sucks. You suck.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.
    • monica
    • Monica
      No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why don't you go home and wait for the thank you card?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Why do you want to play this game so bad?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah! It's not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay. Phoebe that's it. Come on, get out-out of the chair. Get out! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica can't move her.) Oh come...Phoebe!
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    • Scene 4

      Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, I'm picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they're my favorite. Thank you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, it's just bag. It's been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin' to feel faint so...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like I'm going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I'm wearing underwear that goes up to about...(She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts)...there.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so...nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, actually that's my roommate's.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ah yes, but he's very protective of me so you'd better watch yourself.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ah... Hey, so this roommate of yours...is he good looking?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hm-mmm.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (laughs) Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No-no-no-no, he's not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
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    • Scene 5

      N.Y.U, Ross is teaching a class.

    • ross
    • Ross
      ...which brings us back, of course, to Greely's theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-that's all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
    • Student
      Yeah, it's the new building on Avenue A.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?! That-that's all the way cross town, I'm supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.
    • Student
      Ooh, dude. That's not gonna happen.
    • (Ross grabs his things and runs to the door only to be blocked by his exiting students.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! I'm the teacher!!
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    • Scene 6

      The Freeman Building, Ross is entering his new class completely out of breath.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) I'm sorry I'm a little late. Ah-(Checks his watch)-Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, I'm Professor Geller. Good job today.
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    • Scene 7

      A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel's dinner order.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
    • Waitress
      There's a side of steamed vegetables.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Emmm. Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway I can substitute the three-pound lobster?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Y'know what? Bring her both, and I'll have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date-Oh, I almost forgot. I didn't pay you the rent check.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? We're on a date.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don't like me for-(Laughs.) I'm sorry I couldn't even get through that.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God. And that works?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, you poor little famous man.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but you're so beautiful...I don't think I can.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (looks interested) Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leaned in. I really almost did!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Alright, so...so tell me one of your moves.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Alright. So where'd you grow up?
    • joey
    • Joey
      That's your move? Boy Rach, you're lucky you're hot.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Come on, just answer the question!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (exasperated) Queens.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      And so were-were you close to your parents?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Why not?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I don't know. I guess there's just always been this distance y'know-I mean we both try to pretend it's not there, but it is.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (sympathetic) Oh. (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) It's gotta be rough.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, it is. It's really tough. Y'know sometimes I think-Wow!! Nice move!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Huh?
    • joey
    • Joey
      "Where'd you grow up," it's so simple!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank you! And now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah.
    • (Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      And now you're watching me walk away.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yes I am! Again so simple!
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    • Scene 8

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms. Pac-Man.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You are not going to believe what I did today!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well it clearly wasn't showering or shaving.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they don't.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he can't straighten his fingers.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      What is the matter with your hand?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well I've been playing it for like eight hours, it'll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, they're dirty words.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler, why would you do that?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Because it's awesome.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You think this is clever?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well y'know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey wait a minute, this one isn't dirty.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      It is when you put it together with that one.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ah, well if you don't clear this off, you won't be getting one of those from me. But Ben's coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this can't be there.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Come on, he won't even know what they mean.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler! He's seven; he's not stupid.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Have you talked to him lately?
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right, look I'm just gonna unplug it.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No-no-no, if you unplug it, I'll have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work. (She unplugs it.) No! (And plugs it back in.) Hey look at that! Look at that, it's still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM (Read Only Memory, it's a memory chip.) Chip in it or something!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      With the claw?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right fine. Fine, I'll do it. I've just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (smiles) Pull my finger-(Looks at his hand)-My hand is messed up.
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    • Scene 9

      Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I am not gonna answer that!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No one! They are my friends, I wouldn't punch any of them.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Chandler?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, but I don't know why. Look at me, I'm having such a wonderful time!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I never laughed so hard-Did you see the wine come out of my nose?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Huh. Huh.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right, now don't judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. I'm ripping into this swan.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ah! Okay, well then you don't judge me. I'm gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's end of the night moves?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      How do you do that?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Now you can't tell anyone, but uh...I put on shiny lip balm.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I'm telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No, I don't want to tell you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Why not?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Because it's embarrassing.
    • joey
    • Joey
      More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at him.) I didn't say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when we're at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesn't sound like anything, but I swear it works.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (stunned and turned on) Yeah. Why-Yeah, that would work for ya...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh. (She kisses him.) Yeah. (She goes into her room.) Me to. (He then starts to freak out.)
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
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    • Scene 10

      Central Perk, Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      ...you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, I ran. It was really far, and when did people stop understanding the phrase, "Get the hell out of my way!"
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, why didn't you just take a cab?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets it'll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well you're not gonna be able to keep doing this.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well I have to. Okay? If I don't, they'll take the class away from me. And...I already put it in my family newsletter.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You what?
    • ross
    • Ross
      You've seen it, the Geller Yeller.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Right. Wow!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, I'm sure I can make it this time. I just...I just can't be afraid to get a little bit...hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh yeah, I still can't believe you haven't seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Relax! It's not like it's Citizen Kane!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah I know it's really boring, but it's like a big deal. Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh yeah? All right, let's do it tonight.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well don't you have that big date tonight?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh right!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey Joey, can I ask you something?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I don't know! (Pause) I'm-I'm kinda thinking it-it was the lobster...
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah me too, all night.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Really?! How come we didn't cross paths?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah well that's because uh...I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don't want to look in my hamper.
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    • Scene 11

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying to erase Chandler's dirty words while he looks on.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, I got that. I'll escape over there. I'll come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. It's got-Right-(She dies.) Well, you're just a little bitch, aren't you?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, I'm sorry that I was hogging the game before-(Sees the top ten list)-Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
    • monica
    • Monica
      They're all Chandler.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Chandler sucks! He couldn't have gotten this good!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price.
    • monica
    • Monica
      But Ben is coming over tonight and he can't see this.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies. (They both look at him.) Was it just me?!
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    • Scene 12

      N.Y.U, Ross's new class, he is entering out of breath.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! I'm on time! (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) Okay, why don't we all uh, (Exhales loudly) open our books to page 23. Where... (Exhales again) Where you will see...a uh...a bunch of uh...red spots. Okay, (Closes his book.) umm, why don't, why don't you all start to read, while I-(Passes out and collapses.)
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    • Scene 13

      A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and they're not speaking right now.

    • Joey's Date
      Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No-no! I'm fine. It's just... Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that you've known for a while and then suddenly...suddenly see them a different way?
    • Joey's Date
      You mean like from behind?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah. Yeah, that...that's exactly it. You're right. Yeah.
    • Joey's Date
      Ew, y'know what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what I'm talking about.
    • Joey's Date
      Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.
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    • Scene 14

      Monica and Chandler's, now it's Phoebe's turn to erase Chandler from the board.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh my God Phoebe, you're on fire!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I know!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      One more score to go! You can do it! (Touches her shoulder.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Don't touch me!!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Don't touch her!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      All right! Go left! Go left! Go right!! Go right!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I can't!! I can't!! (She dies.) Noooooooo!!!!!!! You son of a bitch!!!!!
    • (At this point a stream of obscenities burst forth from Phoebe's mouth just in time for Ben and Ross to enter and hear most of it, and in slow motion Ross tries to shield his innocent son from Phoebe's vulgarity.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Phoebe!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh hi Ben-No!! Don't look at the machine! (Covers the screen.)
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    • Scene 15

      Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh God! Thank God you're home! I'm watching Cujo.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (incredulous) Alone?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, did you get to the part where they're trapped in the car and Cujo's throwin' himself at the windshield?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No! No! Seriously, what's wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh uh, it didn't work out.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh uh, okay. Yeah.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Y'know, I never thought I'd say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel who's in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. (Pushes play.) Okay, that's him! That's him! That's Cujo! That's Cujo!
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it'll be okay.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God....What's he gonna do now? I can't watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Aren't you scared?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Terrified. (But for a totally different reason.)
    • CLOSING CREDITS
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    • Scene 16

      N.Y.U, Ross's new class, this time he's actually about to do a lecture.

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    • Ross
      So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, he's wearing in-line skates and hasn't taken them off.) Here. (Points to the map, somewhere in the Middle East, then spins on the skates and points to the map.) Here. (China.) Now as for the hydrosaurs...
    • (He tries to move in front of the class, only goes out of control and rolls into the hall, catching himself on the doorway with his pointer. He then pulls himself back into the room with the pointer, only he jams one end of it between the door frame and the door and breaks the pointer in half.)
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