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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Rachel's Room, Joey moves Ross's coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it's an engagement ring.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey.
    • (He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box open.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
    • (Joey is stunned.)
    • [Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachel's room.]
    • [Cut back into Rachel's room.]
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So uh...I guess we should...make it official huh?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Uh... Look Rach...(Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! It's my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but I'm really more of a candy guy. (Laughs.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      You're weird today. (He turns to Rachel and Joey puts the ring back.) (To Rachel) Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh, I'm sorry. I meant no.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Hey look who's here!
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Where's my granddaughter? I've been practicing my magic tricks.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      He pulled a quarter out of my ear!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, where's uh, where's mom?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      She went to pick up Aunt Liddy.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, Aunt Liddy's coming? That means we get five dollars each!
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this? (Pulls a bouquet of flowers out of his sleeve.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. Wow.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh Dad, Emma's in the nursery. I'll take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know, I still need to talk to you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (To Monica) Oh and I need to talk to you.
    • monica
    • Monica
      About what?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      To see if know what these guys are talking about.
    • OPENING CREDITS
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    • Scene 2

      Outside the Nursery, everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Isn't she beautiful?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Look at her, my first grandchild.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What about Ben?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Well of course Ben, I meant my first granddaughter. (To Monica, mouths) Wow.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (taking Ross aside) Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yay! It's so exciting! Wow, you could've done that with us there.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah right.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you can't talk to Rachel.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmeje still has my Gameboy.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (taking Chandler aside) Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Sure.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Dude I just did something terrible.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What?! Why does she think that?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Because it kinda looked like I did.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Again, what?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay well, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      As we all are at some point during the day.
    • joey
    • Joey
      It wasn't my ring! It fell out of Ross's jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I guess.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I know! I know it's awful.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, what did she say?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (happily) She said yes.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Does Ross know?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well maybe you don't have to tell him anything.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh, I like that. Yeah...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (laughs) Now let's not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      I want a baby.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Honey, we've been over this. I need to be facing the other way.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Come on! Come on, if we have sex again it'll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closet's still available?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I'm so tired. (She starts kissing him.) Yeah okay, but no foreplay.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Deal!
    • [Back in front of the nursery window.]
    • ross
    • Ross
      Dad seriously! Y'know you really should see someone about that!
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Noted.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Are you kidding me, I could stay and look at her forever.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (noticing something) Actually umm... (He turns Mr. Geller's head to look at Emma.)
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    • Scene 3

      Rachel's Room, Phoebe is entering.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Are you all right?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Uhh... I think I just got engaged.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh my God! He did it?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well...did you know he was gonna ask me?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Are you kidding? I'm like the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      And you really think this is a good idea?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I just talked him into it, don't tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I just don't know! It just doesn't feel right.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Really?! Even Ross?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Especially Ross!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh y'know what? I'll-I'll come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross who's entering.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. I'll guess just...I'll come back. (Ross exits followed by Joey.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      There he goes, your fianc'e.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I guess so.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I can't say that I'm surprised.
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    • Scene 4

      A hallway, Joey and Ross find Mr. Geller with his ear up against a janitor's closet door.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Dad, what are you doing?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      I think there are people in there having sex.
    • (Ross turns to look at Joey.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      It can't be me, I'm standing right here.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Wanna peek?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No!
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Come on!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Y'know what? I don't like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (To Ross) We're not peeking? (Follows him.)
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Well I'm peeking. (He peeks.) Oh my God!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hello sir, you know Monica.
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    • Scene 5

      Rachel's Room, she is taking the ring out of Ross's jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey uh, is it okay to come in?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I...it's beautiful I love it!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah uh look Rach, there's something I gotta tell ya.
    • (There's a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey!
    • Nurse
      Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won't take my breast?
    • Nurse
      It's all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but don't worry. It'll happen.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (watching) Yowsa! (Looks away.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Dear Lord.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm sorry honey, what were you saying?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh look, she's pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesn't she look scared?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Y'know, I don't really know her.
    • Nurse
      Why don't we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (To God) Are you kidding me?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      It's just so frustrating! Why doesn't she want my breast?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I don't know! Maybe she's crazy! (Storms out.)
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    • Scene 6

      The Lobby, Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh hey! Wait up!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Congratulations! I didn't want to say anything in front of Joey 'cause I didn't know if he knew yet.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What, that we had a baby? Come on let's give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, it's a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We haven't done the secret thing in a long time.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didn't propose.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
    • ross
    • Ross
      (pause) I am a doctor! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      All right, me too. (They go into her room and see that she's sleeping.) Should we wake her up?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No! No, come on let her sleep! She's so exhausted.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks we're engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think we're engaged?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y'know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I didn't give her that ring!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Really?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So whose ring is it?
    • ross
    • Ross
      It's mine.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Is it an engagement ring?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      But you didn't give it to her?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      But you were going to propose?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Huh, I might be losing interest in this.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybe...kinda...wanted ah...start...things up again.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, I didn't want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didn't want to either. But I don't, I don't understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No! No, she said you actually proposed to her.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well I didn't! I didn't propose! (Pause) Unless uh... (Pause) Did I? I haven't slept in forty hours and...it does sound like something I would do.
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
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    • Scene 7

      The Janitor's Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Look, we can't stay in here forever.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, I still can't believe my dad saw us having sex! He didn't make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      This is okay. We're all adults here; there's nothing to be ashamed of. Now, let's put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Of course. I'll always be your dad.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun.
    • monica
    • Monica
      It wasn't fun?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (To Monica) Why? Why-why-would you-Wh-why... (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just don't want you to think that we're animals who do it whenever we want.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Oh, I don't think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
    • monica
    • Monica
      The truth is, Dad, we're-we're trying.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      What?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, we're trying to get pregnant.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! (Points to the closet) I'll guard the door!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, that's okay dad, we-we can wait until later.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Whoa-whoa-whoa! I don't think so! Aren't you ovulating?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Daddy?!
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. That's how I got my bad hip.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      That's funny, this conversation's how I got the bullet hole in my head.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was...
    • monica
    • Monica
      Daddy! I don't think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      You're right, you're right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I don't feel good right now.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      But pleasure is important, (To Chandler) and it helps if the woman has an orgasm. You up to the task sailor?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall.
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    • Scene 8

      Rachel's Room, Monica is entering.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey. I need to tell you something.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, now's a good time. I'm on my way to have my ears cut off.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey asked me marry him.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey proposed to me.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Is he crazy?! You just had Ross's baby!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, I-I said yes.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?! Are you crazy? You just had Ross's baby! It's-it's so inappropriate. No, it's worse than that. It's wrong. It's... It is bigger than mine! (Rachel's engagement ring.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You can't marry him!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Why not? I don't want to do this alone! And he's such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well do you love him?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Sure.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Sure?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, I mean whatever.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Honey, the question is...do you really want to marry Joey?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No. No, I don't. Could you be a dear and go tell him?
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    • Scene 9

      A Hallway, Chandler is following Joey.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You still haven't told Rachel you weren't really proposing?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Joey, you have to tell her what's going on! And what did it look like?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I didn't look at it. Stupid baby's head was blocking most of it.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Look, it's not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I don't want to hurt her.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, look, just do it gently.
    • joey
    • Joey
      You're right. You're right. I-I'll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I'll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
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    • Scene 10

      Rachel's Room, Ross is entering.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Listen, I um... I heard about the engagement.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Surprised?
    • ross
    • Ross
      And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um...I didn't propose to you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I don't think you do.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You didn't propose to me. Joey did.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Poor baby, you're so tired. Rach, I didn't propose to you, Joey didn't propose to you, and Chandler didn't propose to you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Uh... You didn't propose to me, Chandler didn't propose to me, but Joey did.
    • (Joey enters.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Joey proposed to you?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I can come back.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes you did!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Actually, technically, I didn't.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well then why did you give me a ring?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Wait! Whoa-whoa, you...you gave her the ring?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes, you did!
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, I didn't!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes, you did!
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, I didn't!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes, you did! And don't you say, "No, I didn't!"
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ahhh!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Whoa! You were down on one knee?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah. Yeah, that looks bad. But I didn't...I didn't propose!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Then what did happen?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, what did happen?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay, the ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, I didn't!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes, you did!
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, I didn't!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes, you did-Oh my God you didn't! (Screams) Well then why didn't you tell me that before?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well I tried, but people kept coming in and then you took your breast out!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (To Ross) I'll tell you about it later. Be cool.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      It wasn't my ring! It's Ross's ring! That's why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You were gonna propose to me?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uhh... No.
    • (An awkward silence follows.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}
    • ross
    • Ross
      But I-I was going to see if y'know, maybe you uh, start dating again but that-I mean that-that was all, Rach.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Dude, step up! I proposed.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, you didn't!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh that's right. There's a lot going on here and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.
    • (There's a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
    • Nurse
      Hey, she just woke up! She's hungry. Why don't we give this another try?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (To Joey) I can't believe you told her I was going to propose!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I can't believe you're not going to propose!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, I'm not going to rush into anything!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      She's doing it Look, she's breast-feeding look!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (looking at the ceiling) Ah, it's beautiful.
    • Nurse
      I'll come back for her later.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh wow, this feels weird.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Good weird?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Wonderful weird.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Y'know what you guys? I'm uh, I'm gonna go too. And uh, I'm sorry about everything.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Honey don't worry, it was my mistake.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, Rach, I should've told you sooner. It's just that...Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      She's perfect.
    • ross
    • Ross
      We're so lucky.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      We really are.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, I-I know it's not a proposal and I don't know where you are, but with everything that's been going on and with Emma and...I've been feeling...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know. I know. I've feeling...
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah. (Laughs nervously)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, well, that... Wow, okay, well, umm...then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, maybe.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think y'know if we...if... You're wearing the ring.
    • (Pause.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Wh-what's that?
    • ross
    • Ross
      And you told Phoebe you were engaged.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm sorry, what?
    • ross
    • Ross
      When you thought Joey proposed did...did you say yes?
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 11

      Outside the Janitor's Closet, there are people having sex and Mr. Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets.

    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (walking by with Chandler.) Hey dad!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you.
    • END