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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Rachel's Hospital Room, Ross is sitting next to Rachel.

    • ross
    • Ross
      You said you'd marry Joey?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) I'm not helping.
    • ross
    • Ross
      So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.
    • ross
    • Ross
      So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well-Really? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, Chandler's my oldest friend, but Joey's my-No! Ah! (points at Rachel)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ooooo!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (Enters) Hey you guys I'm gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Rachel said she'd marry you?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (He looks around the room) This isn't the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      Ross and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, "It's a Boy!"

    • monica
    • Monica
      Ok, I don't wanna be negative so I'll say that most of the signs you bought are good.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No they ran out of "It's a girl" but I can fix this one, (She writes "not" in between it's and a) See?
    • monica
    • Monica
      (looking at Chandler sleeping with a balloon in his mouth) So sexy. (Waking him up.) Honey.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yea yea. (Pulls the balloon out of his mouth)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Honey why don't you go lie down.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Why're you so tired?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Couldn't sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn't sleep. Y'know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I'll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I'll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn't fall asleep.
    • joey
    • Joey
      You know what you should've done, you should have told yourself that little story.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (enters with Emma) Hi!
    • Everyone
      Hi, welcome home!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Phoebe did the signs!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Look at all the stuff people sent!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh there's something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think... (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey so where's Ross?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      He's downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Is he still mad at us?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, you more then me, but he can't stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.
    • joey
    • Joey
      That's not fair! I can't do that.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, I'm not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
    • joey
    • Joey
      See this is what I was afraid of, I didn't think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said he'd be over it by now.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla.
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    • Scene 3

      A Boardroom, Chandler keeps drifting off to sleep at his meeting.

    • Ms. McKenna
      The numbers we are seeing New York, Chicago, and London are consistently solid, but many of our officers have reported disappointing fields.
    • (Chandler drifts off and his arm slips off the table and he wakes back up.)
    • Ms. McKenna
      Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you I'll go straight to my forty two point plan.
    • (Chandler leans over to fall asleep on the man's shoulder next to him, only the man catches his attempt.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Walter (nods).
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    • Scene 4

      Ross and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      She's just so cute! I just wanna bite her ear off and use it and a sucking candy.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh great, the pacifiers?
    • ross
    • Ross
      In the closet.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      The burping clogs?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Linen closet.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      The diapers?
    • ross
    • Ross
      In the hospital.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Wow you guys got a hospital? Fancy!
    • ross
    • Ross
      No I left the diapers at the hospital! There's some in the bag but I'll run out and get some more.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Sure what kind?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...
    • ross
    • Ross
      Please take your time, it's an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Blueberry.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Blueberry it is.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thanks.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wow, he's really not letting this go, is he?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      God how long do you think that's gonna last?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I dunno, well he got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Y'know I can't even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I can't believe how much I love her, I can't get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You know that's... that's her.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh god look at her sleeping. Oh, I love her so much! Oh, I think I'm gonna wake her up.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh no, Rach, no no, you know you're never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well I can do whatever I want! I made her! (Waking Emma up.) Come on little girl, hi!
    • (Emma starts crying)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I can say I told you so but she's kinda doing that for me.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh I'm sorry mummy's so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
    • (Emma continues crying in the background)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Breaks your heart doesn't it
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      It really does... how long do you think we have to stay?
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    • Scene 5

      A Boardroom, Chandler's meeting continues.

    • Ms. McKenna
      Ok if everyone's on board, it's settled, Chandler, (Walter puts his hand on Chandlers hand, Chandler sleeping puts his hand on top of his, he then wakes up and pulls his hand away) Chandler?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yep.
    • Ms. McKenna
      Are you on board?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (not knowing what he's saying yes to) Yes.
    • Ms. McKenna
      Then, problem solved. Chandler will be running our office in Tulsa. You're gonna love Oklahoma.
    • (Chandler smiles and nods then realizes what he's agreed to.)
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    • Scene 6

      Ross and Rachel's, Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her, oh try this one! Go back in time and listen to Phoebe!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Alright here's something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
    • monica
    • Monica
      It worked!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh (happy) oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. (Emma starts crying again.) Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it won't stop crying.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Umm, she Rach, not it, she.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, I'm not so sure.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh my god, I am losing my mind.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!
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    • Scene 7

      Central Perk, Ross is getting Rachel's muffin.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? (He puts a bag with diapers in it on the counter.)
    • Gunther
      Diapers huh?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yep.
    • Gunther
      So I guess Rachel had you baby?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yep, can you believe it?
    • Gunther
      Nope! I still can't believe she slept with you in the first place.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Huh? Ooh (laughs) you mean like a... Huh?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing it's Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know you're pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ah actually we don't. (Ross walks off)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Fine, fine okay. But I gotta say technically, I didn't even do anything wrong.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (turns back) What! (Angrily) You didn't do anything wrong?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I said I didn't technically.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay let's put aside that you (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) "accidentally" picked up my grandmothers ring and you (Does it again) "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) I don't really know what that means. (Ross just looks at him) You were saying?
    • ross
    • Ross
      And I can even understand that you couldn't tell Rachel, but why couldn't you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didn't.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I know I should've. (Makes quote marks again.) "I'm sorry."
    • ross
    • Ross
      Not using it right, Joe.
    • (He brings his hands in closer to his face then does it again.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      I'm gonna go.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he can't leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Give me the bag.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, look, I don't know what else to do. I said I'm sorry!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Joey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      You should scream at me, or-or-or curse me, or hit me.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I'm not gonna hit you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Why not? You'll feel better! I'll feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No I don't.
    • joey
    • Joey
      A little bit.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Little bit.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (excited) A little bit more.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Give me the bag.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, hit me
    • ross
    • Ross
      Give me the bag.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hit me.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Joey, give me the bag.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hit me!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Joe I'm not kidding...
    • joey
    • Joey
      (interrupting) Hit me, hit me.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (shouts) Hit me! Hit me!
    • (Ross throws a punch, but Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole. Ross then screams from the pain and turns to Gunther, and Gunther has a huge smile on his face.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      You ducked!!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'm sorry! It was a reflex!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh my god, this really hurts!!!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I couldn't help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesn't and Joey punches Ross. Gunther is amused.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      What is the matter with you?!?
    • joey
    • Joey
      You were supposed to duck!!! Why didn't you duck?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Why don't we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while we're there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
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    • Scene 8

      Ross and Rachel's, Emma is still crying.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Try feeding her again.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I already fed her.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know, that's why I said again!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Alright you guys, we can't turn on each other, Okay? That's just what she wants.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (enters) Hey.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Monica can I talk to you outside for a minute?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh no, you guys, just stay here, I'm gonna go check her diaper, Pheebs you wanna come?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh I'm kinda part of this.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Actually Pheebs its more of a husband and wife kinda thing
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I knew I should have married Chandler.
    • (Phoebe and Rachel go to the back room and Emma continues to cry in the background while Chandler and Monica talk.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay what's up
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the Seine and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh yeah (smiles).
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, you know how that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
    • monica
    • Monica
      What? Who says that?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      People who've never ever been to Paris.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What's going on?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      We're moving to Tulsa! (Makes a excited expression on his face)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Excuse me?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (stands up angry) Tulsa, Oklahoma!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      The Sooner State, whatever that is.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler, I don't even wanna see the musical Oklahoma!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Really? Oh What A Beautiful Morning! Surrey With A Fringe On Top.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Are you trying to tell me that we're moving to Oklahoma, or that you're gay? All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monica's not impressed.) I'll get out of it.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Thank you.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh she misunderstood, she thought she was moving to Tulsa.
    • new scene
    • Scene 9

      Ms. McKenna's Office, Chandler enters.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Umm ma'am, do you have a minute? (She points for him to come in) I kind of have some bad news. I don't think I can move to Tulsa.
    • Ms. McKenna
      What?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      It's a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I'd move to Tulsa, I didn't really know what I was saying.
    • Ms. McKenna
      You fell asleep?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, ain't that funny? Irony? Not a fan, alright (he sits down). See, here's the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won't go. See, me, I love Tulsa! Tulsa is heaven! Tulsa is Italy-Please don't make me go there!
    • Ms. McKenna
      Chandler, I...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) That's a picture of your daughter, isn't it, well she's lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. I'll call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)
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    • Scene 10

      The Hospital, Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, so how is it?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I broke my thumb.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Your thumb? That's weird. (Makes a fist.) You sure you're punching right? Make a fist. (Ross just looks at him with his thumb in a cast.) Maybe later. Ross I feel terrible.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You know what, you can go, I just have to fill out some forms. (Tries to hold the pen but can't)
    • joey
    • Joey
      You, you want me to help you with that?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Why, does it look like I'm having trouble with my misshapen claw? (He hands Joey the form)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Name? (Ross looks at him.) I know Ross but what's it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstepher.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Just Ross!
    • joey
    • Joey
      It's pretty, Okay date of birth?
    • ross
    • Ross
      You know my birthday.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Sure, May...tember.
    • ross
    • Ross
      October 18th.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Occupation? Dinosaurs.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Actually I'm a palian... Dinosaurs is fine... the drawing is not.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Alright, who do you want as your emergency contact?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ah, Rachel I guess.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay, relationship, boy this could take a while.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Just ah... just put roommate.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, you're gonna get together right?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I don't think that we are.
    • joey
    • Joey
      But you two were supposed to be together.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, I thought so too, but then she said she'd marry you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Come on, Ross, that didn't mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah that's what she said.
    • joey
    • Joey
      So?
    • ross
    • Ross
      So I don't wanna be just anybody.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Wow.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You know what, it's, it's better this way anyway. I mean I don't know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. It's just much easier if we're just friends who have a kid.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Really?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • joey
    • Joey
      And you're Okay with that?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes. I mean, it's what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. That's why they call them plans. Hello? (Pause) I'm fine.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, for what it's worth, with Rachel I don't think you'll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey there you go! (Smiles because Joey used it correctly)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (makes quote marks) "Thanks."
    • (Ross looks away, not bothering)
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    • Scene 11

      Ross and Rachel's, Emma continues to cry.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
    • monica
    • Monica
      About a week and a half.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so I'm just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Rach, try holding her a different way.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You guys, I'm doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Alright, I'll try, fine! Yes, Okay!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Shh! Nothing works with this child! (Hands her back.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I can't even comfort my own baby! I'm the worst mother ever!
    • monica
    • Monica
      You're just new at this, it'll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldn't have been easy but you figured that out.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah I don't think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay I'll take her, here. (Takes Emma)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I have to go to the bathroom. (Goes to the bathroom)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I have to go scream into a pillow. (Goes to scream into a pillow)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (To Emma) Bouncy baby, Bouncy baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby. (Emma stops crying and falls asleep)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (entering) Have I gone deaf?
    • monica
    • Monica
      It worked! Ooh baby baby baby, ooh baby baby baby!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You must be a fireball in bed.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I can't believe it! She's asleep! I got her to go to sleep! I have actual magical powers!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) I'm kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes I did, I'm Monica, Super Aunt
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You are the official baby crier stopper!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes I am!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You're never leaving the apartment!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Say what?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      That's your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (stands up to hand Emma back) Oh no no no no!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Thankfully you don't need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel let's give it six to eight months (she leaves).
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay so listen I'm gonna go lay down.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You know the book says that whenever she's sleeping I should be sleeping so... (She gives Monica thumbs and goes to lay down)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering, loudly) Hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh so there can't be any yelling.
    • monica
    • Monica
      No.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      We're moving to Tulsa
    • monica
    • Monica
      (loudly) What!?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Shhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh! (Walks backwards towards the door) I can't, I can't hear you. (He runs out)
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    • Scene 12

      Ross and Rachel's, Ross enters.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh no Ross! This is not good, we have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit. (He sits) You have got to get over this Joey thing, okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You know what I really really want?
    • ross
    • Ross
      What, Rach?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (smiles) Right.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I mean I got news for you mister, Emma? Not easy.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, that's what I'm here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No its really okay... Monica!
    • monica
    • Monica
      (comes running out the kitchen to the bedroom) Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 13

      Central Perk, Joey and Ross are sitting at one of the high tables.

    • joey
    • Joey
      You know, ah, I've been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, it's not my fault. It's a natural instinct.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swings to punch Chandler, he moves and he ends up punching Ross, knocking him off the stool. Ross then gets up and just stares at Joey.)
    • END