• logo Screen Scripts
  •  /  Friends  /  S06E22 The One Where Paul's The Man


    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (dejected) Hi, you guys.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What's the matter?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well it's just-it's one of those situations that I just hate. Y'know? A massage client gave me three tickets to the Helmet-Pelts exhibit at the Morgan Chase museum.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (nodding knowingly) Now you're thinking you gotta sleep with him.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No! No! It's just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I'll give up my ticket.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Me too.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay that's so generous!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      And I think Ross is generous too.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Great! Okay then it's just us girls!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (less than enthused) Great.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So what-what is the exhibit.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      It's mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh man! (Hits Chandler)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (entering) Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh that's great!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I mean think about all the money that you're gonna make!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Why? What?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, no, that's funny. But maybe it's time to move on, let it go, y'know? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeth's father, so ah, he's much older than she is. Looks like I'm not the only one interested in fossils, huh?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
    • (And walks up right behind Ross, and standard sitcom joke 2B follows with the person being insulted standing right behind the person doing the insulting while the rest of the people become frightened and try to warn the insulter about the insultee's presence.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ross.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, come on you guys; that's funny! Y'know? Because he's need-he's got like a hearing aide y'know, 'cause-'cause y'know, 'cause he's all old, and...
    • (Paul reveals his presence by laughing, thus concluding standard sitcom joke 2B. Paul then pulls Ross aside to have a little chat with him and tells the rest of the group that he'll just be one second.)
    • Paul
      Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, I've decided to accept the fact that you're going out with her.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Really? That okay, that's great.
    • Paul
      Yeah. But then I changed my mind. I'm funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now I'm telling you, I don't want you seeing my daughter anymore.
    • ross
    • Ross
      All right look, I-I realize it upsets you.
    • Paul
      Yes it does.
    • ross
    • Ross
      But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I don't think there's really anything you can do about it.
    • Paul
      I'll call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ohh! A man with a plan!
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      A Dry Cleaners, Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin' up about something... Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now he's just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, I'll...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; we'd be great together!
    • (The dry cleaner finishes with the customer in front of Joey and they approach the counter.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! So I'm back.
    • The Dry Cleaner
      Who are you?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! (The dry cleaner doesn't remember) Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? (Holds his picture up in front of his face.) Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, I'm ready to go back up on the wall I'm the star of a new TV show.
    • The Dry Cleaner
      (picking up a TV Guide) Show me in the table.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh well, it's not on TV yet.
    • The Dry Cleaner
      Well, then it's not on the wall yet.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh? (Walks away)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer's clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven't been cleaned yet?
    • (The dry cleaner just stares at her and she retreats.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 3

      The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, I love museums!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Umm.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Soakin' up all the culture.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Where do you want to start?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ooh, the gift shop!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey, and then lunch.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, wait yes, but I can't eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh wow. What, do you think maybe he's gonna tell you that he's gay?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?! No! Why?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No reason! That would just be a really big surprise, right?
    • (A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
    • The Museum Official
      (to the couple) You can put the aisle over here (points), and put the wedding ceremony right over here. (Points.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I didn't know you could get married here.
    • monica
    • Monica
      This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldn't put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean you'd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
    • The Museum Official
      (To Monica) May I help you?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh sorry didn't mean to interrupt. It's just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?
    • The Museum Official
      Yes. We're very popular. There's a two-year waiting list. Sorry! (She kinda storms out with the couple.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?! Are you crazy?! I'm not getting married! I'm not even engaged.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, but there's a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. That's four years. Chandler's not gonna wait that long. He's gonna find somebody else, y'know? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah hon, it can't hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if you're not engaged you just don't use it.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm gonna do it too!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Me too!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Really? Who would, who would you marry?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I don't know, I don't have anyone right now. Y'know?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh Pheebs.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Don't feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isn't gay.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Phoebe, that stuff is...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Don't even get me started on yours!
    • new scene
    • Scene 4

      The Dry Cleaners, Joey is trying to get his picture up again.

    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
    • The Dry Cleaner
      I did.
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, let's get me back up there! (Holds out his picture.)
    • The Dry Cleaner
      No! It don't go up on the wall!
    • joey
    • Joey
      What-But you saw the show!
    • The Dry Cleaner
      Yes, it was very offensive to my people!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Dry cleaners?
    • The Dry Cleaner
      Russians! It showed them as terrorists and villains!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay! Okay, look! You-you-you got Harrison Ford up there!
    • The Dry Cleaner
      That's right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer, he brings us a lot of clothes; you bring us nothing!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-that's offensive to Russians.
    • The Dry Cleaner
      I've never seen it!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh you should, it's great.
    • (The Dry Cleaner stares at him and Joey retreats.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 5

      A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.

    • ross
    • Ross
      This place is really beautiful!
    • Elizabeth
      Yeah, I've been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandma's.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyes-Do-do you want to make out?
    • Elizabeth
      Sure!
    • (They fall to the couch and start to make out, but Ross stops suddenly.)
    • Elizabeth
      Are you okay? What's wrong?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ehh, I was just, I was just thinking about your father.
    • Elizabeth
      Well, whatever works for ya...
    • ross
    • Ross
      No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.
    • Elizabeth
      Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, it's kinda fun hiding.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • (They start making out again.)
    • Elizabeth
      (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
    • ross
    • Ross
      (loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
    • Elizabeth
      I'll just run to the store and get some.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh no! Hey-hey, I'm the guy! I'll get it.
    • Elizabeth
      Do you know where the store is?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No.
    • Elizabeth
      Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
    • ross
    • Ross
      A little bit.
    • Elizabeth
      (laughs) I'll be back in ten minutes.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay.
    • Elizabeth
      Why don't you get in the hot tub and I'll meet you there.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ohh, okay.
    • (Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and...)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (from another room) Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.
    • (Ross with his pants around his ankles tries to run, but Dr. Geller forgets that he has his pants around his ankles and falls down trying to flee.)
    • Paul
      (To Rachel) Thank you, it's my mom's. So this is the kitchen.
    • (Dr. Geller, the man with the Ph.D. in Paleontology, is trying to find a place to hide, but this supposedly intelligent man in the hands of clich'd scriptwriters runs around with his pants down around his ankles like one of the Three Stooges.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 6

      Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is reading the newspaper as the phone rings. He let's the machine answer it.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (on machine) You've reached Monica and Chandler's, if you're listening to this message, we're probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.
    • The Museum Official
      (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I'm calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available... (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (on phone) This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! (Listens) Yes, the groom-No! Not the groom!!
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 7

      Paul's Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      It's so secluded up here.
    • Paul
      I know. I like it up here.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I feel like we're the only two people in the world. (She sets down her wine class, picks up a walnut, and knocks another one on the floor.) Oops. Sorry. (She reaches down to pick it up and Ross hands it to her. Ross is hiding under the couch and causes Rachel to scream.)
    • Paul
      What's the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-I-would you-actually, would you go check on that?
    • Paul
      Honey, we don't have any bears here.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?
    • Paul
      Okay. I'll be right back. (Gets up and heads for the kitchen.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. (After Paul leaves Rachel drops to the floor to confront Ross.) What?! What are you doing here?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What are you doing here?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I came with Paul!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, I recognize the ankles!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Get up!
    • Paul
      (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ahh. Thank you!
    • Paul
      Diet Coke. (Hands her the glass.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Op, ice. I need ice.
    • Paul
      Okay.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank you.
    • Paul
      I'll be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (under the couch) You and your ice.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! He's in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (before entering) Did you really hear a bear?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Go-go!
    • Paul
      (entering) Here you go honey. One Diet Coke with ice.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ohh, thank you.
    • Paul
      I'm so happy that you're here.
    • Elizabeth
      (entering) Here I am!
    • Paul
      (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeth's here! Who are you talking to?
    • Elizabeth
      Uh, you guys?
    • Paul
      How did you know we were here?
    • Elizabeth
      Umm...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, she-she ob-obviously saw the tire tracks that were leading up to the closed garage.
    • Elizabeth
      Obviously.
    • Paul
      Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?
    • Elizabeth
      Yeah! Yep.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, why do y'know go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
    • Elizabeth
      Ohh, I wouldn't do it in there. That's my dad's bedroom.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      That's your, that's your dad's bedroom. (Yelling) That's your dad's bedroom!
    • Paul
      Why are you yelling?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Whoa, that Diet Coke just went straight to my head! Woo!
    • new scene
    • Scene 8

      Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi, honey.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (gets up) See you later. (Starts to leave.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (angrily) Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask! (He storms out.)
    • (Monica puts the groceries down and goes to check the answering machine and hears.)
    • The Museum Official
      (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I'm calling for Monica Geller.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh no!
    • The Museum Official
      (on machine) I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available...
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh please, he didn't hear it! He didn't hear it!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (on machine) This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! (The machine beeps off.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      NOOOO!!!!!!!!
    • new scene
    • Scene 9

      The Dry Cleaner's, Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isn't working right now. Instead, a beautiful woman is working.

    • Female Clerk
      Can I help you?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Uh yeah, where-where's the guy who decides who's pictures go up on the wall?
    • Female Clerk
      He's not here right now.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh, you're kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? I'm an actor; I'm kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.
    • Female Clerk
      Y'know, there are two people who could put your picture up there. (She makes eyes at him.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks? (Pause) You're the other one right? (She thinks about it for a second and nods yes.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 10

      Paul's Cabin, continued from earlier.

    • Paul
      So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
    • Elizabeth
      Oh no-no believe me, I'm leaving as soon as possible!
    • Paul
      Good. Good. Not that we don't want you to stay, obviously you're welcome-How much more homework do you have?
    • Elizabeth
      Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Really? Okay. Okay, I-I'll go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
    • Paul
      What do you need from the car?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Surprise me.
    • Paul
      (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (yelling) So you're gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and that's where everybody's gonna be!
    • (Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
    • [Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Paul's back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]
    • Paul
      (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, you're doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She... Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Y'know why? Because you're a (pause) neat guy. (Ross can't believe what he's hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. You're just a love machine. (Starts singing) I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) I'm just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 11

      Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Phoebe!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Have you seen Chandler?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No! Why?
    • monica
    • Monica
      The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well for the regular guy, it's bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I can't find him anywhere!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What are you gonna do?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, I'm never gonna listen to you again, that's for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Y'know, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Rachel said that!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well Rachel's not here! (Runs out.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 12

      The Dry Cleaner's, Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      I didn't do that! Who would've done that?!
    • The Dry Cleaner
      (entering) Son of a bitch!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, maybe ask this guy.
    • The Dry Cleaner
      You, get out of my shop!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, what did he do?
    • The Dry Cleaner
      He went out with my wife!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Joey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-I-Hey! I did not go out with your wife! (The same woman from before enters.) Okay? I went out with her! (Points at her.)
    • The Dry Cleaner
      That's my wife!!! Get out! (Starts yelling at him in Russian, and I'm betting he's not saying pleasant things about him.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, we should go.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah.
    • new scene
    • Scene 13

      Paul's Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.

    • Elizabeth
      Ross? Ross?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) I'm gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) I'll meet you at the front door. Just tell them you're going home, okay?
    • Elizabeth
      Okay!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Don't go in there! Don't go in there! I need another soda!
    • (Ross frantically starts to open the window as Paul enters and traps him halfway out the window.)
    • Paul
      Ross!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God Ross! What in heaven's name are you doing here?
    • ross
    • Ross
      (to Elizabeth) And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
    • Paul
      Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
    • Elizabeth
      Daddy!
    • Paul
      You're next!!
    • Elizabeth
      Okay. I didn't know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
    • Paul
      Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from my daughter or I'll have you fired. What you heard was, "Take my daughter, come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!"
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain...
    • Paul
      No, let me explain! Fired!!
    • ross
    • Ross
      All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired! But uh, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean, I too am a neat guy. (Paul just looks at him.)
    • Paul
      (panicked) What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      And I too am just a love machine. (Hums a little bit and mimics Paul's flexing.)
    • Paul
      Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
    • new scene
    • Scene 14

      Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return. Chandler enters.

    • monica
    • Monica
      (going over to him) I'm so sorry. Please, stop freaking out.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I'm not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what's the harm in that?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Right here! (Clucks like a chicken for some reason.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler, please don't think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
    • monica
    • Monica
      It was a mistake. Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Really?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yes, if it really doesn't mean anything, because you know that I'm just not ready...
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know! I know.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. (They hug.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'm gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that you're back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Totally.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So did Heldi show you the place?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, it's beautiful.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I know.
    • (They hug.)
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 15

      Central Perk, Joey is going up to the counter.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey Gunther.
    • Gunther
      Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there (points) wants the biscotti.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go.
    • Gunther
      Do you still work here?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? I'm sorry.
    • Gunther
      Oh that's cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Great! (Takes his coffee and leaves.)
    • END