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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Central Perk, it's the same scene from the end of last week's show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, yeah, no problems. It's all taken care of.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh yeah, why not?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, umm, I'm gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Always.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I didn't get the annulment.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      We're still married! Don't tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
    • [Cut to outside Central Perk.]
    • ross
    • Ross
      (To Rachel) Hey, do you have any gum?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh? Yeah! Sure!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (running out) Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh but Phoebe, we're gonna be late for the movie.
    • (A cab pulls up.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, there's a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, we're, we're actually just gonna walk 'cause it's right up there at the Angelica.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go! (She bangs on the cab's roof and it pulls away.) (To Ross) You didn't get the annulment?!!
    • ross
    • Ross
      I know.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ross?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyer's office all I could hear was, "Three divorces. Three divorces!" Look, I just don't want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Don't be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Y'know? Mine's gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, all I know is I-I can't have another failed marriage!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So okay what? You're gonna be married to a girl who doesn't even know about it?!-Op, woman! Sorry.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, okay so, I don't have it all worked out quite yet. Just don't say anything to Rachel, please?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Rachel is one of my closest friends. (Pause) Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay!
    • (Rachel's cab backs up.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (to the driver) Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey Rach!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What was that?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I haven't seen it yet!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well then you'd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Noooooooo!!
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • {Transciber's note
      In case you're wondering, and I know you are. Their names are all back to normal. Just in a slightly smaller font than usual to allow Courteney Cox Arquette to fit on one line and not be smaller than the rest of their names. Now, on with the show...}
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Of course! Joey wouldn't let you have one?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No. When it comes to sweets, he's surprisingly strict.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you're moving out?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, no, I keep trying, y'know? I can get out, "Joey, I have too..." but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, "...go to the bathroom." He may think I'm sick.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Y'know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I... We just have to get it over with! Y'know, the next time we see them we're just gonna tell them. Okay? That's it.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, so that's this is gonna work now? You're just gonna order me around all the time?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Pretty much.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      All right.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) Hey Monica!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (To Chandler) Hey man, you feeling any better? (Chandler answers him with some guttural sounds that only he can make and that no human can transcribe.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Joey, we have something to tell you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh my God! You're pregnant!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, here's the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, I'm gonna be moving out man.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh... Hey! I'm really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like you'd believe that. This sucks!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Look, I-I'm just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up I'm moving right back in with you!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if you're gonna be moving in with him I feel it's my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He's a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm... Oh-oh he always, he always umm-Oh, who am I kidding! He's the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
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    • Scene 3

      Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey Pheebs!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey, have you seen Rachel?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No, why?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I have some pretty exciting news!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (gasps) You're pregnant!
    • monica
    • Monica
      No! Chandler and I are moving in together!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ooh! That's good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
    • (Ross returns from getting some coffee.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey! Hi!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What's up?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well umm, Chandler and I are moving in together.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friend...shaking up. Oh, that's great. That's great. (Kisses and hugs her.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Guys, I'm happy too.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, come here! (Phoebe joins them in the hug.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Wow! Big day huh? People moving in, people getting annulled... (Winks at Ross.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesn't seem so bad? (Exits.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Bye.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel... Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Could ya just, could ya just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebody's stairs!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ross, it's not that big a deal! So you'll been divorced three times, you'll still have a life, you'll go on dates...
    • ross
    • Ross
      (interrupting) No! No, I won't! I'll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ross, you're being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Y'know that's really fair. Y'know? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, I'll show you! Come here.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?! Why?
    • (She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so I'll have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldn't you date him?
    • ross
    • Ross
      And if you wait right here, I'll go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.)
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    • Scene 4

      Monica and Rachel's, Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering) Hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (looking down) What gave me away?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I just tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe and she's the only one left!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, so that's it, everybody knows! It's official, we're moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?
    • monica
    • Monica
      No.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Wow that was my scariest voice! You're very brave.
    • (They hug as Rachel enters.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ugh, the worse day! Y'know, you think you're making progress at work and then your boss calls you Raquel.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap. (Awkward silence ensues.) Seriously.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I-I still think you're very-very nice and very pretty...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Have a seat. (They sit at the table.) Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God! That's so great! I'm so happy for you guys!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Really?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes, we are. (Chandler is frantically trying to get Monica to correct her.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      And Chandler, you're gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel can't be late.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Rach...
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, he's gonna work on that.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God... (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door...
    • monica
    • Monica
      (singing) We'll be waiting for you...
    • {Transciber's note
      I'll finish that one for those of you who don't know what they're talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Three's Company too! Yeah, that's the theme song for Three's Company.}
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
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    • Scene 5

      Central Perk, Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross's three divorces.

    • ross
    • Ross
      ...once you know the stories, it's not that bad. First marriage, wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldn't allow you to get married when you're that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevada's fault.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldn't be interested? Who wouldn't want to date him?
    • Stephanie
      Well the divorces don't bother me, I'd date him. But, not while he's still married.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldn't you want a date?
    • Karin
      Actually, I'm dating at all anymore. See, I figured out that I was only dating guys that were like y'know bad for me, so until I work that out...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (interrupting) Whatever! What about you Meg?
    • Meg
      Well, I don't care about the divorces either, but I wouldn't date him. It's just that he's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (leaning to him) She said, "He's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl." (He glares at her.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      This is crazy! I mean, yes-yes Rachel is my good friend and I-I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, I thought you loved her when you-when you married her.
    • ross
    • Ross
      We were drunk! I would've married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (to the panel) Look, I'm sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just don't want to be divorced three times.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yes, and now he's using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, "Well done!" Bravo Meg.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-I'll go to my lawyer's office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth-(leans down to Meg's ear)-Nothing!!
    • Meg
      Okay now I wouldn't date you because you seem a little creepy.
    • Karin
      I am so attracted to him right now.
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    • Scene 6

      Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler's moving in and she's moving out.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Soon! I-I just couldn't before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldn't do that to her, she's my best friend!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, Joey's my best friend.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'm not your best friend?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You just said... Of course you're my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right, all right, at least I'm prepared.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. (She grabs a tin of freshly baked cookies) Oh yes. (He reaches for one.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (slapping his hand) Hey!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey-hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      These aren't for you! Are you upset?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I am now!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (entering) Hey roomie!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, bye! (Exits.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Rach, there's something uh, important I have to tell you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (gasps) Are you pregnant?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      No! But, I'm throwing this shirt away! I think there was a little misunderstanding before.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Um-hmm.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, that's funny, I can't believe I did that.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasn't clear! I'm really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? There's absolutely no rush.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. (Sits back and resumes her reading.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay. Don't you want a cookie?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Sure? (Monica hands her one.) Thanks.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Maybe, do you need a tissue?
    • (Rachel mumbles uh-huh and spits the half-eaten cookie out onto the tissue.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Monica, where did you get these?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I made them!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ooh, good God, they're so yummy! (She re-ingests the previously expelled cookie matter from the tissue.)
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    • Scene 7

      Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him.

    • joey
    • Joey
      God, it's gonna so weird like when I come home and you're not here. Y'know? No more Joey and Chan's. No more J and C's. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandler's?" "Can't, its not there."
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Look, I'm just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah but we won't be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Not once did we do that.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (entering) Hi.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hi.
    • monica
    • Monica
      So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh yeah? Well, how'd she take it?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didn't cry. She wasn't angry or sad. (Sits down, slightly disgusted.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      And you're upset because you didn't make your best friend cry?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I mean, all I'm asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Don't I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! It's like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channie's!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
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    • Scene 8

      Ross's lawyer's office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.

    • Russell
      You got married again.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes.
    • Russell
      So that's your second marriage in two years.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes, second in two years. Third overall.
    • Russell
      Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why don't you tell me what happened.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk...
    • Russell
      (interrupting) I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel who's name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.
    • Russell
      Oh, that's better then.
    • ross
    • Ross
      This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.
    • Russell
      I see. Have you considered therapy?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I think just the annulment for today.
    • Russell
      There are a couple of forms to fill out.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Easy.
    • Russell
      And we'll need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No problem.
    • Russell
      And we'll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ooh! There's no way to do this without her? 'Cause I kinda all ready told her uh, it was, it was already taken care of.
    • Russell
      Of course you did. Look Ross, you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh-ha, what about someone who looks like Rachel? (Russell glares at him.) I will think about the therapy.
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    • Scene 9

      Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Y'know, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey Rach, what about this? (She holds up a chrome 5-point star.) Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I don't know if I want it because it might be y'know, too many memories!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (grabbing the star) What the hell is that?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I don't know. (Picks up a big plate from the coffee table.) Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Wow! Mon, thanks! I love this plate!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Something to remember me by!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Mon, honey you're not dying. I'm just moving out. Y'know, I mean we're gonna see each other all the time.
    • monica
    • Monica
      But still, it's a big change. The end of an era, you might say!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Are you okay? You're not blinking.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'm fine! I just, I'm thinking how much it's an end of era.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, all right. But y'know I gotta say, I don't, I don't think six years counts as an era.
    • monica
    • Monica
      An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasn't significant to you!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What is the matter with you?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      What is the matter with you?!! Why aren't you more upset?! Aren't you gonna be sad that we're not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean aren't you gonna miss me at all?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right, fine, but don't get mad at me. It's-it's just a little hard to believe.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What's hard to believe?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well y'know, it's you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Y'know? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess I'm not upset because I don't see you guys going through with it. I'm sorry.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Rachel, it's going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      But I...
    • monica
    • Monica
      No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isn't something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      It is? Really?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, sweetie.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (starting to lose her composure) I mean we're not, we're not gonna live together anymore?
    • monica
    • Monica
      No.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What? Oh my God! I'm gonna miss you so much! (Starts to cry.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'm gonna miss you! (They hug.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I mean it's the end of an era!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know!
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    • Scene 10

      The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler's.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (to Joey and Chandler) Okay, bye!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh no.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So? Did you get the annulment?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I couldn't.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I knew it! Because you love Rachel.
    • ross
    • Ross
      It's not that. Okay? Annulments are more complicated than I...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, complicated 'cause of the love.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I... I do, I do not love Rachel. I'm gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I've never been more convinced of your love for her.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?! (He goes into her apartment.)
    • [Cut to Monica and Rachel's as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ohh, what's wrong?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Monica and Chandler are really moving in here and I have to move out and everything is changing.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh my-Come here! Come here! (He hugs her.) It's okay. Everything's gonna be okay.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank you.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Of course.
    • (Ross suddenly realizes something.)
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 11

      Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are talking.

    • joey
    • Joey
      So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh we do, but not just yet.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Really?! Well, when?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay umm, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married and be filthy rich by the way. Yeah. But it won't work out.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Wow.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I know. Then, I'm gonna marry Chandler for the money and you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Great!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      But then we ditch those two and that's when we get married. We'll have Chandler's money and Rachel's kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel's drinking problem.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh-oh, what about Ross?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I don't want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.
    • END