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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering) Hey!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!
    • (We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey's nose shut. Within a few seconds, Joey has to move because he's now forced to actually hold his breath.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (To Chandler) Dude! What are yo-you trying to kill me?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (entering from her room) Pheebs, I wanna ask you something.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Uh-huh, what?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well since I'm movin' out and-and you're so beautiful...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      ...how about I move in with you?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, that would be great but then what do we do about Denise?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Who's Denise?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      My roommate.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You have a roommate?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yes, Denise. Denise!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, what is with the secrecy Phoebe? Huh? And what about this Denise, is she cute?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Pheebs, I don't understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin' uh, I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, that's true.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, why don't you move in with me? It'll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursday's right?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, yeah I think I'm gonna find my own place.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursday's was just our thing man!
    • OPENING CREDITS
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    • Scene 2

      Central Perk, Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, that. Umm, she took it really well.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You didn't tell her did you?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Of course not, because you're in love with her.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didn't tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What do you mean, comforted her?
    • ross
    • Ross
      It's nothing, I just gave her a hug.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug!
    • ross
    • Ross
      It's also a sign of friendship.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. (Tries to take a bite out of Ross's cookie.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (grabs back his cookie) It was a hug!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?
    • ross
    • Ross
      S-s-smell her hair? What if I did?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ninety percent of a women's pheromones come out the top of her head! That's why, that's why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! (Ross is staring at her dumbfounded.) Oh come on Ross, you're a scientist.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I was hugging her as a friend. It's not my fault her-her hair got in my face, she's got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh...coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachel's not in the same place you are.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (grabbing back his coffee) If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, I didn't understand that, but y'know, maybe that's 'cause you were speaking the secret language of love!
    • (She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)
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    • Scene 3

      Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Who was it?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I don't know! How about, "Thanks for taking the message." Jeez! (Exits.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay listen, y'know when you move in Rachel's room is gonna be empty, you wanna talk about what we want to do with it?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Sure!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really haven't thought about it that much.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y'know? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!
    • monica
    • Monica
      No.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let's discuss it before we reject it completely."
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, I'm sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So, that's it?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I just don't think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Which is why Asteroids is perfect! It's the oldest game!
    • monica
    • Monica
      What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I don't have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Are you mocking me?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, I'm not mocking you, (in a mocking voice) or you beautiful guest room. (Exits.)
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    • Scene 4

      Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming from across the hall.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, what's up?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.
    • joey
    • Joey
      But you're still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah? I just figured y'know, after living with you it'd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y'know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who's different than me. And what's more different than me; a guy who's not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
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    • Scene 5

      Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Pheebs, I have to ask you...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Shhhhhh! I'm swamped right now.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You're just staring into space.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Umm, I'm trying to move that pencil. (There's a pencil lying on the table.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      This one? (Picks it up.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      It worked!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Pheebs, this whole apartment thing is just a nightmare! Every place I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. I mean, look at this; (Points to one and starts to read it.) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." It's just, there is nothing! The city's full!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Wait, no, look at this! (Points to one.) (Reading) "Two bedroom, two bath, must be non-smoker, Satan worshipers okay..." Oh, yeah, but it's on the ground floor.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (entering) Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Rach, uh, you still looking for a place?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! Why?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, there's this guy, Warren, from the museum and he's going on a dig for like two years and he's got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      That sounds great! I'd love to live at Warren's!! I love Warren! Thank you!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Don't thank me! If you wanna thank something, thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago, killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization. (Rachel just looks at him.) Here's Warren's number.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, this is great! I am gonna call him right now! (Jumps up.) Oh, thank you!
    • (She hugs him and he starts to hug her back but notices the look Phoebe is giving him and pushes her away.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, you go grab it!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I saw it.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I don't know what you're talking about.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Umm, I'm talking about that which you already know but won't admit. You love her again; you re-love her!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, I do not re-love her.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I can't believe you won't just admit it! (Pause) Okay, just promise me that you won't do anything stupid.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, we're just friends now! Okay? Why would I do anything stupid?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (returning from calling Warren) Ugh!!! Well, the apartment is already subletted! I mean, this is just hopeless. I'm never gonna find anything.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You can live with me.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 6

      Central Perk, continued from earlier.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God! Are you serious?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh-huh. (Phoebe grunts.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I would love to live with you Ross; that's-that's great! Thank you!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, I'm-I'm just glad I could, y'know, help you out.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Wow! I'm-I'm so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me! I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me! You're my hero!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hero, I uh, I don't know-well, all right.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh please! (He sits down.) (To Phoebe) You're gonna say things now, aren't ya?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No. No, I won't. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn't love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And that's how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, that's a lie.
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    • Scene 7

      Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hi.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hi, listen, I'm sorry about before. I don't need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn't get girls, and now I can 'em-Now, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women...
    • monica
    • Monica
      Stop it Chandler. (Chandler is relieved) I'm sorry too.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Really?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah! Oh yes!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ohh.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Listen, we don't have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      That's a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Totally!
    • (They start thinking.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      We don't have to come up with this now.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh good.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, y'know what? Why don't we think about changes we can make in the living room?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Changes?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, I mean we're gonna have to move around some furniture to make room for my chair. (Kisses her and heads into the living room.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      You're-you're-you're gonna bring the Barca Lounger over here?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Is that a problem?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, it's a set and they should probably stay together.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, that's cool. Then I'll just bring them both over.
    • monica
    • Monica
      See now-now you're taking them away from their home.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! I'll get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah-yeah, y'know what? Yeah, that's it-that's it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! That's-that's what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! I'm talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesn't match! Where is it gonna go?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      In the game room!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Look it is not my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      All right! That's fine! That's fine! I won't bring over the chairs! I won't bring anything over! I wouldn't want to ruin the ambiance over here at Grandma's place!! (Storms out.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 8

      Chandler and Joey's, Joey is interviewing a potential roommate. And yes, she's a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly.

    • joey
    • Joey
      (exiting from Chandler's room with the new roommate) Everything on your application looks really good-Ohh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?
    • The Potential Roommate
      Oh don't worry, I'm not really a party girl.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Whoa!! Now look, don't be just blurtin' stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! I'll be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh don't listen to him, he's just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I don't think he's gonna get it.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Why did you take the shower curtain down?
    • joey
    • Joey
      That thing was a hazard! (To the potential roommate) I'm very safety conscious.
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    • Scene 9

      Ross's Apartment, Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monica's and she and Chandler had a big fight and they're not moving in.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What do you mean, they're not moving in? They-they're still moving in right?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?! Over a stupid room!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, I feel kinda bad for them, but I'm also really psyched 'cause I don't have to move in here!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh no, yeah no, that part's great!
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    • Scene 10

      Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica.

    • ross
    • Ross
      What's all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ross, we can handle this.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, apparently not, and I can't just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, why don't you tell her to stop being silly! (Monica mocks him and he joins in.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (stopping them) Okay-okay! Two very good points, look I've known you both a long time, and I've never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you've been since you've got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Love is the best medicine.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      That's laughter.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Why do you do it?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I don't know.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, I do.
    • ross
    • Ross
      And Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, don't ya?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (jumping up) Good! A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York! (Storms out.)
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    • Scene 11

      Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther's back, to refill her coffee.

    • Gunther
      So I understand you're looking for a place.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No-no, I'm staying put.
    • Gunther
      Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Why, where are you going?
    • Gunther
      I don't know.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (entering) Hey Rach!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi!
    • ross
    • Ross
      You're never gonna believe it uh, Monica and Chandler are moving in again. That's great news right-I mean for them. Right?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh wow.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah but, on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah. Y'know umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but don't you think it's gonna be weird?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, because of us! Because of our history.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No! Not at all!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Good! Me neither! So it's not a problem. We're just two friends who happen to be roommates.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Really?! We are?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! I'm gonna have a boyfriend, you're gonna have a girlfriend...
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ohh! That would be great.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      But y'know what, if you think it's gonna be okay we'll just work out a system. Y'know, it'll be like college, I'll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, I'm gettin' lucky." (Laughs.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (laughs as well, but for a different reason) Yeah, I didn't think of that.
    • new scene
    • Scene 12

      Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it's best for Ross, not necessarily what's best for Monica and Chandler.

    • ross
    • Ross
      So are you sure about this whole moving in thing?! I mean it's a really big step! And-and what's the rush?!
    • (They both start laughing at him.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      That's very funny!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      He's being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, I-I-I'm serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing y'know you break up!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn't about the room, this is about what the room...represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachel's room) could destroy you!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, I'm not so worried.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, no, me neither.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Fine! It's your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just don't want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but that's what you want, there's nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DON'T DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      You still want to move in together right?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Of course!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ross didn't scare you?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Scared me out of ever wanting to live with him.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Come here, I want to show you something!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay!
    • (They run to the living room where Monica has moved the chair back (Towards the step), the coffee table forward (Towards the TV), and taped a square outline on the floor.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh my God! Someone's killed Square Man!
    • monica
    • Monica
      This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and it's still walking distance to the kitchen.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh that's so sweet! I want to show you something too!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know those big-big uh, road signs that say "Merge?"
    • monica
    • Monica
      Uh-hmm.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, that's you and I together! Merge!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh my God! I love that!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Really?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Uh, no!!
    • new scene
    • Scene 13

      Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song. Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (singing) I found you in my bed!
    • How'd you whined up there?
    • You are a mystery!
    • Little black curly hair!
    • Little black curly hair!
    • Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair............
    • (Applause.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Now if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Umm, well let's see Monica and Chandler are occupied.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Fighting?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No, the other thing. I really think it's great they work things out.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah. There's no breaking them up, is there?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Sure! Here. (Hands her his keys.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank you. (Gets up) Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, there's no turning back.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, I'm-I'm sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I've been back and forth.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it you're right where you don't want to be! Back together!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ehh, I don't, I don't think so. She's already talked about y'know, dating other guys.
    • joey
    • Joey
      That's not gonna work out! Then she's gonna come home all weepy and you'll be tellin' her, "Oh that's okay. You'll find someone." And then, bamn! She finds you!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, well, m-maybe you're right.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I am telling you Ross, she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again! Now, is that what you want?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Is that what I want?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (on the microphone, accidentally) Yes.
    • (Rachel enters.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Here she comes. Hold on, I'm gonna make your life much easier.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right, well the place was closed. I'll just copy it later.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Or not. Uh, Rach, why don't you just move in with me? (Rachel sighs.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Joey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no... It's okay, I mean I-look Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursday's thing, but we don't have to do that!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless you're thinking about Naked Wednesday's.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Thursday's clearly not good for ya, pick a day!
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 14

      Chandler and Joey's, Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview.

    • joey
    • Joey
      (opening the door to The Potential Roommate) Hi!
    • The Potential Roommate
      Hi!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Come in. Thanks for comin' back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!
    • The Potential Roommate
      Great!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, I'm gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
    • The Potential Roommate
      I can do that.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay! Here we go. Pillow.
    • The Potential Roommate
      Fight.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Very good! Okay. G.
    • The Potential Roommate
      String?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Excellent! Okay umm, doggy.
    • The Potential Roommate
      Kitten?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, but-bye-bye! (He ushers her out the door.)
    • END