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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Joey and now Rachel's apartment, Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Well that thing is clearing in the way! All right. Ah-ha! (He grabs a screwdriver and starts to attack the compressor, only he causes a small short circuit and shocks himself.) Ah-ah!! Damn fridge!
    • (Rachel enters from her new room.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi Joey, how ya doin'?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Great! Roomie!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm not paying for half of that! I'm only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya'?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      That refrigerators don't live as long as people.
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, I'll take a check for the other hundred.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You're jokin' right?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Of course I'm jokin'! I don't take checks.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank God you're pretty. (Exits.)
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey!
    • Everyone
      Hi! Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Do you guys know any cute guys?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here. (Pats Joey's arm, Joey pats Chandler's shoulder, and Chandler motions for Joey to say the same about him.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you Chandler.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Anyway, there's this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go...
    • monica
    • Monica
      What's the charity?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I don't know, something either trees or disease-Ralph mumbles a lot.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Does Ralph mumble when you're not paying attention?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! It's weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So he has to be a male who has at least $50.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ooh! So close.
    • (Ross and Elizabeth enter.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey everybody!
    • Everyone
      Hi!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
    • Elizabeth
      Oh hi!
    • Everyone
      Hi!
    • Elizabeth
      I'm the student.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (laughs) Isn't she cute? (On Monica's death stare) No!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Y'know, this is probably none of my business, but weren't you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
    • Elizabeth
      Oh, we're not together.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh no-no-no, we're just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, sly.
    • Elizabeth
      Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. I'll see you later?
    • Everyone
      Okay!
    • Elizabeth
      Bye Ross.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Bye.
    • (They kiss.)
    • Elizabeth
      Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh that is quite all right ma'am. (Elizabeth exits.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, tell her good luck with that.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Anyone else? Huh? Bring 'em on!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oo! When's her birthday?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      I don't know Rachel, why?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, y'know it's just been so long since I've been to Chuckie Cheese.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, I like Elizabeth.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well thanks!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Y'know, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, how's it going with her?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, actually it's been great. She's 20 so she's not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well that is great. And seriously, she seems very nice.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (interrupting) Okay, I got a good one. Okay, umm, what is she? Like 12?
    • new scene
    • Scene 3

      Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (entering) Hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh that's so funny because we found someone too.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh that's good, I guess she'll have a choice between my guy and your weirdo.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Why would our guy be a weirdo?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      'Cause that's just your taste.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh yeah?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work. And, he has one of these (She squeezes the skin on her chin together to form...)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      A face ass?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      A chin dimple!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, uh y'know, our guy works with Chandler and he's really nice and smart and he's a great dresser!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Have you seen your guy's body?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, our guy is just a floating head.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well my guy is spectacular. Okay? He's a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You're not supposed to look!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh yeah, like there are police for that!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (horrified) Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I know. (Laughs.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, Chandler funny?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Our guy's a great dancer!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      My guy is well read.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Our guy has great hair.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      My guy has great teeth!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Our guy smells incredible.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
    • new scene
    • Scene 4

      Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isn't doing all that well.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Huh.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, you...don't look good Joe.
    • joey
    • Joey
      The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes-Hey, what was in that brown jar?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      That's still in there?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Is this a service you're providing me?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No! No! For my new fridge-our new fridge!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Our new fridge? I don't live here anymore.
    • joey
    • Joey
      So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Uh-huh.
    • joey
    • Joey
      And I got custody of the kid, right? Now suppose the kid dies and-and I gotta buy a new kid.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (not quite sure where Joey's going and is a little worried) Okay...
    • joey
    • Joey
      (pause) Give me $400!
    • new scene
    • Scene 5

      Ross's office, he's unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.

    • Elizabeth
      Professor Geller?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I don't know.
    • Elizabeth
      I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?
    • Elizabeth
      Making out in your office.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why don't we go inside?
    • (They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh-ooh!
    • Elizabeth
      What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Doorknob! Doorknob!
    • Elizabeth
      Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, okay. What-what about?
    • Elizabeth
      Spring vacation.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Spring vacation.
    • Elizabeth
      Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips...
    • (Another professor barges in.)
    • Professor Feesen
      Professor Geller!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger... I'll be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 6

      Joey and Rachel's apartment, Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering.

    • ross
    • Ross
      You don't understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, I'm not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Just tell her the truth! Tell her you're not ready.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I can do that. Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Or! You can just, y'know... (He walks up close to whisper in Ross's ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      What the hell are you doing?
    • joey
    • Joey
      What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh-ho-ho, you think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! That'll be $400!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Joey, I saw you push him!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (pause) You pushed him!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Joey, I did not break this! Okay? (He opens the freezer and smells inside and recoils in disgust.) That has been broken for a while.
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Uh-huh.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Do not give him any money!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'm not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
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    • Scene 7

      Ross's office, he's opening the door to Elizabeth.

    • Elizabeth
      You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes. Yes! Please, come in.
    • (She does so, he closes the door, and she pushes him against the doorknob again.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oo-oo!
    • Elizabeth
      Doorknob?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
    • Elizabeth
      Oh good.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, I... (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, I'm having a great time with you and I just don't want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, I'm sorry I just don't think we should go away together yet. It's-it's too soon.
    • Elizabeth
      Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was...
    • Elizabeth
      You are so adorable.
    • ross
    • Ross
      That! Let's talk about that.
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    • Scene 8

      Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didn't want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that she's going to Florida for spring vacation.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      What's-what's the difference?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, y'know what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What did you do on yours?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I went to Egypt with my dad.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I can see it now, "Look dad, it's the Sphinx!" (Does that party noise again.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean she's taken my class!
    • monica
    • Monica
      And slept with the professor.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I'm gonna call her.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah.
    • (Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey! You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian.
    • Sebastian
      Hi.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandler's shocked.) What? I read that.
    • Sebastian
      Can I get you a cup of coffee?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Rachel, what the hell is this?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (shocked) What?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You found me a guy?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandler's work!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, y'know what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think I'm just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Uh, would you stop it with that already?!
    • (Sebastian returns with the coffee.)
    • Sebastian
      Here you go. (Hands her, her cup.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, thank you.
    • Sebastian
      Sure.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
    • Sebastian
      Uh, no not really. Why?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No reason, it's just I know a single guy that cares about other people.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Are you funny?
    • Sebastian
      Excuse me?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What are you guys doing?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
    • Sebastian
      Look, I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, so do a lot of people.
    • Sebastian
      Actually, I uh, I gotta get going. (To Rachel) Give me a call sometime.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, but y'know, no, you didn't give me your phone number.
    • Sebastian
      Okay! See you later! (Exits.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (To Monica) Turns out he is kinda funny.
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 9

      Central Perk, continued from earlier.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cat's name?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, y'know what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy you'd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okay-I gotta go!"
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right guys stop it. Rachel, we're very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And y'know what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah! What have you got to lose? Y'know you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, so you will meet our guys?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes, I'll meet 'em.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay now it doesn't matter which one you choose, y'know? It's completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay sure!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Really?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Call it even?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay.
    • (Ross returns.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girl's bodies, waking up next to people you don't even know...
    • joey
    • Joey
      Man, she is going to have a great time! Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You know the hotels?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Sure! I was there! Spring Break '81! Woo-hoo!
    • monica
    • Monica
      In 1981 you were 13!
    • joey
    • Joey
      So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And y'know who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, she can't go.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ross, you can't tell her not to go. You just started dating.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Then what am I supposed to do?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Nothing, you just have to be cool with it.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, maybe you don't marry this one.
    • new scene
    • Scene 10

      Elizabeth's apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.

    • ross
    • Ross
      I'm so glad you're going on this trip!
    • Elizabeth
      Yeah! I've been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy y'know, blow off some steam.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Sure. Sure. Look I don't, I don't know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.
    • Elizabeth
      What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Are you into crafts at all?
    • Elizabeth
      Ross, are you okay?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, yeah, of-of course I'm okay! What? I'm just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, what's this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)
    • Elizabeth
      It's a bathing suit?
    • ross
    • Ross
      To wear in front of people?
    • Elizabeth
      Is that supportive?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Is this?!
    • new scene
    • Scene 11

      Central Perk, Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Good-good-good-good.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi!
    • monica
    • Monica
      We're really glad you decided to meet our guy.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh...
    • monica
    • Monica
      You're gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I don't know. I know I don't work late tomorrow night.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Tomorrow night is good. Tomorrow night is good, but uh, y'know what? Why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? (Laughs) Eldad come here! (He stands up from the next table.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Eldad, this is Rachel.
    • Eldad
      How are you?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well-well a little blind sided but y'know good.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Eldad, sit down. (To Rachel) Move over! Move over now!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I-Ohh! (Moves over and lets Eldad sit on the couch.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      This is Patrick. (Points to him.)
    • Patrick
      Hi.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, you're too late okay? Because she's already with our guy.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (looks) Oh my God, you're right! I am too late; they're sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      This is Patrick.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, hi.
    • Patrick
      Hi.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to what's underneath it.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh-okay, but Pheebs?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm just sort of in the middle of something.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh! Okay! Yeah, that's okay. (To Patrick) Have a seat. (Sits Patrick down next to Rachel.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      No! You can't do that!
    • Eldad
      Maybe I should go!
    • monica
    • Monica
      (stopping him) Sit down! We're winning!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, y'know what? Maybe I should go!
    • Everyone
      (Chandler stops her) No-no-no-no! Have a seat! Have a seat!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Rachel! Rachel! You haven't touched Eldad's hair!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      It is the softest hair! Touch it! (Both he and Monica do so.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, I'm good.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Rachel? Patrick is really rich. (To Patrick) Give her some money.
    • Patrick
      Y'know what Phoebe? This isn't really worth the free massage.
    • monica
    • Monica
      That's right Patrick, bye-bye!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!
    • (He starts to get up, but Rachel stops him.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No-no! Don't dance for me! Please? Don't! (She gets up to yell at her 'friends.') What is the matter with you guys?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, okay, let's talk it out.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I... Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?
    • Eldad
      I'm a little embarrassed. (Chandler shushes him.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'll tell ya who should be embarrassed! It's you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Then why did she ask us to...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and y'know-(Feels Eldad's hair)-Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
    • Eldad
      Yes, Papaya Extract.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank you! (Storms out.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 12

      The airport, Elizabeth's flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.

    • ross
    • Ross
      So uh, have a great time down there.
    • Elizabeth
      I will.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
    • Elizabeth
      Yeah.
    • ross
    • Ross
      It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because it's revealing which I'm fine with, no I'm concerned about your health, sun exposure.
    • Elizabeth
      Oh, don't worry I have plenty of sun block, it's SPF-30.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, if what's in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes it's-it's get 4, and I swear to God more often than not it's just milk.
    • Elizabeth
      Ross, it's going to be okay. I'm not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Really?
    • Elizabeth
      Yeah! I'm just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay. Cool.
    • Elizabeth
      Oh hey! Here they are!
    • (A group of about 10 guys and no women come running around the corner.)
    • Guy
      Elizabeth!
    • (The guys pick up Elizabeth and carry her onto the plane as she waves bye.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Call me!
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 13

      Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Rachel, we're sorry for pushing those guys on you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh that's all right! Y'know, I ended up having a really good time. Y'know, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So what was it for anyway?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I wanna say a disease.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) Hey!
    • Everyone
      Hey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on MTV.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Huh. All right.
    • (Rachel does so and it's one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see...)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh my God, look! That's Elizabeth!
    • (Suddenly Ross jumps in and starts dancing with her.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh-oh Professor Geller.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ahh, to be 13 again.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah.
    • END