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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Chandler and Joey's, Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings.

    • joey
    • Joey
      (answering phone) Hello.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (on phone) Hey, it's me. I know you can't stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought I'd try and apologize over the phone. All I... (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
    • (Pause)
    • (The phone rings again.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (answering phone) Hello.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but I'm... (Joey hangs up the phone again.)
    • (Pause)
    • (The phone rings yet again.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (answering phone) Stop callin'!!
    • Voice
      (on phone) Hey! Hey! Hey! This is 92.3, WXRK, K-Rock for our $1,000 daily challenge.
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right!
    • Voice
      What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything... (Joey realizes it's Chandler and hangs up the phone in anger.)
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering) Aww, turkey! Aww, giving thanks! Aww!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Look everyone, it's the spirit of Thanksgiving!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So are things with you and Joey any better?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      They couldn't be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You shouldn't.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and there's the added mystery of who gets who.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Who gets whom. (They all look at him.) I don't know why I do that.
    • [Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, I'm gonna take a nap, turkey makes me sleepy.
    • monica
    • Monica
      We haven't eaten yet!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know, but all that work you're doing to get it ready, I just... (goes into her bedroom.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, 'cause I wanna trade for her.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I picked her! Oh thank God you want her! Ooh!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, it's like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let's trade!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh that's not true! That's not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it... (notices the look on Monica and Phoebe's faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it... (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ohh.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Op, y'know what though, it's kind've a girlie briefcase.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Who cares? He works in a museum!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You don't have to do that, Ross and Joey aren't here, you can watch the parade if you want.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Thanks.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What is wrong with this freezer?! (She jabs her arm into the freezer and a piece of ice flies into her eye.) Ow! Ow!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      God, what happened?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Open it up, let me see.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, y'know what, I can't, it really kills.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well maybe you should put some ice on it.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ooh, God it looks bad.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
    • monica
    • Monica
      No, my eye doctor is Richard! I can't go to him when I don't have a boyfriend!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      He's really picky about his patients.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Honey, you've got to go. What's his office number?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (on phone) Hi! Yeah, I'm calling on behalf of Monica Geller's eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) He's out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yes! She's very excited about that.
    • [Cut to later, Phoebe is adding butter to something and Ross is watching.]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      This is so cool, 'til Monica gets back, it's like I'm head chef and I get to make all the decisions. (She looks at the remaining butter, and then decides to add it to the dish.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey-hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, get out of my kitchen!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering) All right! Okay! I think I am making some progress with Joey, when I went into the apartment he went straight into his bedroom but he only slammed the door once! (Ross is pleased.) I mean yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      All right I... I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.
    • ross
    • Ross
      So listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but I'm already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh y'know what, I was already trying to trade for ah, well, you.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Really?! Wow! That's-that's so nice, what are you gonna get me?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I don't know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, well maybe Phoebe will switch with me.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh no-no-no, you don't want to do that, then you're gonna get stuck with Rachel and she exchanges every gift she ever gets.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, that's not true! I've got her lots of stuff she never took back.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Like?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      When was the last time you saw her wear it?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, she wore it all Christmas day, and then uh...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Big dog?
    • new scene
    • Scene 3

      Chandler and Joey's, Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it.

    • ross
    • Ross
      (entering) Hey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What are you doing?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'm sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Everything? Even the TV?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! I'm putting that in my room.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but don't you think you could at least hear the guy out?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?
    • ross
    • Ross
      That's a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Five years.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You've sentenced him?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Joey, the guy's your best friend.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, was my best friend. Anyway, I don't know why you're pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, there's a spot open.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, who? Me?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Wow! I'm honored! And y'know what I'm gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
    • joey
    • Joey
      What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I'm gonna get you to talk to Chandler.
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right. But if you weren't my best friend.
    • new scene
    • Scene 4

      Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.

    • Kathy
      Oh my God, is it really that bad?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I walk into a room and he won't even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
    • Gunther
      I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
    • (Joey turns around and sees them kissing.)
    • Kathy
      Oh.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey Joe.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (Something in Italian.) (Storms out.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 5

      Dr. Burke's office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.

    • Doctor
      I'll be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ooh, so cute, that I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.
    • (The intercom buzzes.)
    • Nurse
      Dr. Burke will see you know.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
    • Nurse
      Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
    • Dr. Timothy Burke
      Ready?
    • (Monica looks at Rachel, who gives her the thumbs up.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 6

      Chandler and Joey's, Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey! I'm sorry! That-(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
    • joey
    • Joey
      My folks.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I don't know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, y'know at first I thought we could talk about this y'know, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I don't think I...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that I'll stop seeing her?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Look, it's not about her. Okay? But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. And I don't want to live with some one who doesn't know what it is to be a friend. So, I'll see ya. (He starts to leave, but Chandler grabs his bag and stops him.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend, I just-I just screwed up!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah! You did! And that's why I'm leaving.
    • (The chick and the duck walk into the living room.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      All right look, if you're not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
    • joey
    • Joey
      When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah! But if would've know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldn't have worried about it so much! See you around!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?
    • joey
    • Joey
      We've got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 7

      Dr. Burke's office, Tim is examining Monica.

    • Tim
      Last time I saw you, it was the morning I left for college. And you were just standing outside The Dairy Queen.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I was probably waiting for it to open.
    • Tim
      I gotta tell you, you look great now.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You look great too.
    • Tim
      You're an excellent patient!
    • monica
    • Monica
      So how does it look?
    • Tim
      Well, you've got a little scratch on your cornea, your gonna have to wear a patch for a couple of days.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Like a pirate?!
    • Tim
      If that helps you.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
    • Tim
      I moved back here a couple of months ago.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh. Big family dinner tonight?
    • Tim
      Uh. (He holds up a brown lunch bag.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      No way!
    • Tim
      I was gonna have Thanksgiving at my girlfriend's.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (disappointed) Oh.
    • Tim
      But we broke up.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (happy) Oh.
    • Tim
      She-she wasn't ready for a serious commitment.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (sympathetic) Oh. (in a pirate's voice) So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?
    • Tim
      You're not wearing the patch yet.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know.
    • new scene
    • Scene 8

      Monica and Rachel's, It's closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.

    • ross
    • Ross
      He's coming here for Thanksgiving!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know, it's sick.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Why is it sick?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Because it's Richard's son! It's like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand don't you?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, I can see where I'd be your best shot but, no. I'm sorry, but I think it's twisted.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (coming out of the bathroom) What's twisted?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Me going out with Richard's son.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ewwwww!! Ew! Ew! Ew!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (He is now in the box, in their living room.) Sounds like a really bad idea to me.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Is he okay in there?
    • joey
    • Joey
      He's fine!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richard's son, you'd be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin' in a box!! (goes to her room)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So now, what exactly is the point of the box?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Chandler?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (to Rachel) Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (worried) Why?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I just wanna check something.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. (She goes into her bedroom)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (He puts his hand over the hole on the box.) (to Chandler) Now, we'll see.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Air hole! Air hole!! (Ross retracts his hand quickly.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (coming out of her bedroom with a necklace) Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (grabbing the necklace) The necklace I got you was gold, this one is silver.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Huh, well maybe it uh, it changed.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well isn't it better that I exchanged it for something that I enjoy and that I can get a lot of use out of?
    • ross
    • Ross
      What did you get?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Credit.
    • (There's a knock on the door.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (running in from her bedroom) I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it! (opens the door) Hi, Tim.
    • Tim
      Hi. (gives her a bottle of wine)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.
    • Tim
      Hi, nice to meet you.
    • monica
    • Monica
      And Joey.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey!
    • Tim
      Hi, Joey.
    • monica
    • Monica
      My brother, Ross.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey.
    • monica
    • Monica
      And Rachel. (Chandler clears his voice loudly) And that's Chandler.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      How do ya do.
    • Tim
      What's...
    • monica
    • Monica
      Umm, well, he's...
    • joey
    • Joey
      He's doin' some thinkin'!
    • [cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What happened? What happened?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      You kissed my girlfriend!
    • (A commercial for sunglasses comes on.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ooh, I like those sunglasses.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Like 'em, like 'em? Or, I'd like to get store credit for that amount like 'em?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (Swears in Italian, it's the same term used by Joey earlier and Joey nods his approval.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right everybody, this turkey is ready!
    • Tim
      Where can I wash up?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
    • Tim
      Thank you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Fancy soap? I thought we were savin' that for the Pope!
    • monica
    • Monica
      See he's nice. Right?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "That's not how your dad used to do it."
    • Tim
      Wow! Everything looks great! Where should I sit?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I saved you a seat. (Motions to the one next to her.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (pouring the wine) Sick-sick-sick-sick.
    • (There's a loud knocking.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, I'll get it. (goes over to the door.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Gotcha! (laughs)
    • joey
    • Joey
      That doesn't sound like thinking to me!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Sorry!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Y'know I don't think you should be talking at all in there! I think you've got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, okay, you got it!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ross, can you pass me the yams?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Sure! Oh, and Joey's got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh-ho-ho, we've got company.
    • ross
    • Ross
      There's nothing the matter with me. See, I'm not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, fine. (She gets up and walks into her bedroom)
    • (an awkward silence follows)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You can't tell, but I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, look! If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! This means something to me! And if it doesn't mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise you're just an idiot in a box!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You're right, and I'm sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I won't say another word tonight.
    • joey
    • Joey
      So are you gonna start taking this thing seriously?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Absolutely!
    • joey
    • Joey
      That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (There's no response from Chandler.) Okay.
    • (Rachel comes back carrying a shoe box.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Don't say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross what's in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we... were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
    • ross
    • Ross
      I don't know what to say, I'm sorry. Though, you're not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) It's like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
    • (Rachel glares at him.)
    • [Cut to the balcony with Monica and Tim.]
    • monica
    • Monica
      (putting off her coat) Ooh, this always happens. (Her coat gets stuck.)
    • Tim
      Here, let me help. (Does so.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Thank you.
    • Tim
      You-you have a very beautiful... eye.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Y'know all my friends think this is weird.
    • Tim
      Y'know I-I thought it was gonna be weird, I mean I almost called and canceled, but it really isn't.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know! I mean it's like me and your dad, that's a totally separate thing.
    • Tim
      Oh, I totally agree.
    • monica
    • Monica
      We're just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
    • (Tim leans in to kiss her. They stop, and when he tries to kiss her again, Monica pulls away.)
    • Tim
      What?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Nothing. Nothing.
    • Tim
      No-no really, was-was that not okay?
    • monica
    • Monica
      No-no-no that was good, it was, that was uh, that was a goood kiss...
    • Tim
      Oh my God! It didn't remind you of...
    • monica
    • Monica
      (interrupting) Don't say it!
    • Tim
      No, but it did! Didn't it?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah!
    • Tim
      Oh man!!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know!
    • (They both shiver in horror.)
    • [cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. There's a knock on the door.]
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'll get it. (It's Kathy.)
    • Kathy
      (sees it's Joey) Oh.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey.
    • Kathy
      Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am...
    • joey
    • Joey
      That's okay. Chandler's the one I'm mad at.
    • Kathy
      Well, I'm still sorry. Is he here?
    • joey
    • Joey
      In the box.
    • Kathy
      (going over to the box) Chandler?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, he-he can't talk right now.
    • Kathy
      Why not? What's going on?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      He's just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
    • Kathy
      By being in a box?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey, had reasons.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      They were threefold.
    • Kathy
      Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm... (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I don't wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I can't stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I don't wanna be the cause of that. So, I don't think we can see each other anymore. I'm gonna go to my mom's in Chicago, I'm gonna stay there for awhile. I think this could've be something really amazing, but y'know this is probably for the best. Y'know? I'm gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
    • (She gets up and leaves, Chandler waves good-bye with one finger extended through the air hole. Ross glares at Joey.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (starting to cry) Open the box!! (Runs over to do so.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, we're gonna be fine! Get out!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, you did some real good thinkin' in there.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Man, this is...
    • (Joey says something unintelligible and they hug.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Now go! 'Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from you're secret Santa! (Chandler runs out and closes the door.)
    • (After he's gone.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, who got Chandler? 'Cause I uh, need to trade.
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 9

      Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, he sees her!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, he's catching up to her!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, she sees him! Oh, they're hugging!
    • ross
    • Ross
      He's taking her purse!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Uhh, that's not them. I'm gonna go call the police.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, there they are!
    • (They watch them making up and sigh)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      All right, get a room.
    • END