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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms? Well, it scares me.).

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Chandler, there's a guy right over there. (Points to the counter)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      That's a mailman! That's our mailman! (Waves to the mailman) (Sarcastic) Hi. How are ya?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Chandler, don't worry! This doesn't make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hmm.
    • Woman
      OH...MY...GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. It's Janice.)
    • OPENING CREDITS
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    • Scene 2

      Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter. Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ohh, Nothing.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Didn't it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I know what it did! Nothing.
    • monica
    • Monica
      They wouldn't have put it there if it didn't do something! How can you not care?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Like this. (Shrugs)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, here's another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Sure! It flushes it.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering, with Janice in tow) Hello!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! (Sees Janice.) Ah!! (Janice screams in surprise.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Guess who we ran into today?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Janice?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Isn't this amazing?
    • monica
    • Monica
      How have you been?
    • Janice
      Oh well, I'm divorced.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ohhh, wow.
    • Janice
      Yeah, I'm riding the alimony pony. (Does the now famous laugh.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      And there it is.
    • Janice
      I just came up to say, "Hi!" Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, I'll see you tonight.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. Bye.
    • Janice
      Bye.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Bye.
    • Janice
      Bye.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Bye.
    • Janice
      Bye.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      B-bye!
    • Janice
      Bye-bye.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After it's closed) I can't stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personality-Well, they're all back! Y'know? And she's picked up like nine new ones!
    • joey
    • Joey
      So what are you doing bringing her here?! There's people here!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Don't worry about it. I'm taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I don't have to break up with her this time. We're not involved! I'm going to do a pre-emptive strike! I'm going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. (They all look around and then back at Joey.) I'm tellin' ya!
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    • Scene 3

      A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.

    • Emily
      I can't believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, it's really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly safe.
    • (At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Help! Help!! Help! Help!!
    • Emily
      No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
    • Devon
      Hey, mate.
    • Liam
      How are ya man?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help!
    • Emily
      So how are you? I've been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, I've been rather busy.
    • Devon
      Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
    • Emily
      Oh my God. I think you're right.
    • Liam
      (puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.
    • Emily
      Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or something-or should I call it (In an English accent) football?
    • Devon
      We were playing rugby.
    • Liam
      In fact we're playing a game at the park tomorrow. You're welcome to play too if you want.
    • Emily
      (laughs) Ross play rugby? I don't think so.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What's ah, what's so funny about that?
    • Emily
      Well I mean, you're American to start with. You don't even have rugby here.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, we didn't have freedom here until 1776, either so...
    • Devon
      So good then! We'll see you at Riverside Park at 2:00! Cheers!
    • Liam
      Cheers!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Cheers!
    • (Liam and Devon both take a swig of their beers, while Ross takes a swig of his coffee. The Brits both crush their cans, and not to be out done, Ross crushes his coffee cup, spilling its contents.)
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    • Scene 4

      Central Perk, Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike.

    • Janice
      Oh boy, I just love to sing!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
    • Janice
      Oh, look at us! Who would've thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails. (Does the laugh)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. I'm just getting out of a very serious relationship...
    • Janice
      I know! And I'm just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.
    • Janice
      Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I hear ya. (Pause) But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!
    • Janice
      Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No! No! Not, Paris.
    • Janice
      Too London? No-no, Rome? Vienna? Ooh-ooh, Barcelona?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? (Thinks) Yemen. That's right, yes, I'm being transferred to Yemen!
    • Janice
      When?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I don't know exactly.
    • Janice
      Ugh, well I will just have to soak up every once of Chandler Bing until that moment comes.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      But I do know that it's some time tomorrow.
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    • Scene 5

      Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Done?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yep!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (entering, with Joey) Hey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! What's up?
    • monica
    • Monica
      This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them don't work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (to Rachel) I bet I stopped listening before you did.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Y'know, you-you also could've used uh, lamps and then followed the light.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, well, I'm using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises it's Joey.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      It's coming from Joey!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh my God, that's so freaky! Turn him off!!
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    • Scene 6

      Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ooh, hey, could we put on the news? I think it might be raining.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, just hold on a second. I'm watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I don't know what the big deal is. I'm man enough to play this sport.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Dude, you're not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
    • Janice
      (entering) Hey there Ross!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (shocked) Hey!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (whispering to Ross) Janice.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know uh, you didn't really have to help me pack.
    • Janice
      Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didn't really leave me much choice. Did you?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I-I thought I did but, I-I guess I did not!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey-hey, what's going on?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, I'm packing. Y'know I'm-I'm packing 'cause I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Thanks for telling me!
    • (Janice runs into the bedroom.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I'm only going to pretend I'm moving to Yemen, it's the only way I can get rid off her.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ohhhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country.
    • Janice
      (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, I'm gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. It's a real space saver.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, I know, I do that 'cause it makes me look taller.
    • Janice
      Okay, Chandler, come on!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I can't believe you said you'd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, I can handle it! All right?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
    • ross
    • Ross
      That's 'cause-'cause you're mom's dog kept-kept looking at me.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That's called a scrum, okay? It's kinda like a huddle.
    • ross
    • Ross
      And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ross! (Laughs) They're gonna kill you!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, why are you doing this anyway?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, you should've seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, he's like Joe Rugby.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You're kidding! And he plays rugby?! That's so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So I'm gonna show her how tough I really am!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (starts laughing, Ross stares at her) I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right, you are a tough guy. You're the toughest palaeontologist I know.
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, come on look, Ross can take care of himself! It's not like he's...Chandler!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (from his bedroom) Thanks!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, don't worry about me. Okay? I'll just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. I'll uh, I'll be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)
    • Everyone
      Oh!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, well maybe there was a dog lookin' at him.
    • (Ross turns and wants to attack Rachel, but Joey stops him.)
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    • Scene 7

      The park, everyone is warming up for the rugby game. Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that one-Dude! They're all huge!
    • ross
    • Ross
      They don't look any bigger than me!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well, maybe that's because you're closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
    • Emily
      I'm just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
    • ross
    • Ross
      All right.
    • Emily
      Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
    • (A player comes over and picks up a ball in front of Phoebe.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (to the player) Hi.
    • (The player stands up and smiles. Showing that he has no front teeth.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Whoa! (The player leaves and to Joey) I kinda liked it.
    • (The referee blows the whistle and the players gather to start the game.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, I know what I have to do. I've got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe don't know what he's talking about.) Y'know, Red Ross!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I totally don't know what you're talking about.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
    • joey
    • Joey
      No.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You'll see.
    • [Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
    • Emily
      Liam, do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross, it's his first time.
    • Liam
      You don't say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and spikes it in his face.)
    • Emily
      (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
    • (The scrum forms and the game is underway.)
    • Liam
      Ross! Ross! Come on! Get in here! (Ross gets pumped up.) Ross! Come on!
    • (Ross walks over to the scrum, walks around a bit looking for a way to get into the scrum.)
    • Liam
      Ross, come on! Get in the bloody scrum! Ross, get in!
    • (Ross, urged on by his team-mates, jumps on top of the scrum and falls headfirst into the middle, leaving his feet sticking straight up.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      JOEY!!!!!!
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    • Scene 8

      Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You...are...not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
    • monica
    • Monica
      He asked you out?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Saucy!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (refers to the table) What are these?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Electrical plans for the building.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, okay, okay should I be scared?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Wow! If only more people knew.
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    • Scene 9

      The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know you, really didn't have to take me to the airport.
    • Janice
      Oh please. Every moment is precious. Y'know? Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends don't really seem to care too much that you're leaving.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, we're really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
    • Janice
      On no! No! It's not good-bye, I'm not leaving until you get on that plane.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. Then I guess it's just, wait here then. (Hands her the sign that says, Wait Here.") (To the ticket agent) Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.
    • Ticket Counter Attendant
      One ticket to Yemen?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.
    • Ticket Counter Attendant
      I'm sorry sir, I don't understand.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
    • Ticket Counter Attendant
      Are you travelling with a child?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No. All right, y'know what, she's (Points to Janice) gonna think that I'm handing you a credit card, but what I'm really gonna do is hand you a library card.
    • Ticket Counter Attendant
      Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we don't take library cards.
    • Janice
      What's the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (to the ticket agent) American Express?
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    • Scene 10

      The rugby game, Ross is getting killed.

    • Emily
      I can't believe they're doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No offence but, y'know sometimes it's hard to understand you, y'know with the accent, so...
    • (The whistle blows.)
    • Emily
      That's just halftime, there's more of this.
    • (Ross limps over all covered in mud.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!
    • Emily
      Right.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (to Emily) Hey, could you do me a favour? Could you just grab me a bottle of water?
    • Emily
      Okay.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Thanks. (When she's gone he collapses into Joey.) I-I think I'm dying. I really do.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, poor baby.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
    • Emily
      Ross, they are killing you out there!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (whines "No.") That's not true!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      She's right! You have to stop!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What? No! No, I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Dude, if you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross!
    • ross
    • Ross
      I don't care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
    • Emily
      All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
    • Emily
      No. That's not what I'm saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I like that.
    • Emily
      Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Huh?
    • Emily
      One swift kick and he'll back off.
    • ross
    • Ross
      All right, bad ankle, got it!
    • Emily
      And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesn't wear a cup.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!
    • Emily
      And uh, Liam, Liam's got bad knees. You hit him right and he'll go down like a lamp.
    • ross
    • Ross
      But-but, Liam's on my team.
    • Emily
      I don't care! You just get him!
    • ross
    • Ross
      I'm gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in! (Squeals like a madman.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      The Red Ross! Okay.
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    • Scene 11

      Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (noticing a bunch of pictures around the door that weren't there originally.) What-what are-what are these?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they'd brighten up the place. They do don't you think?
    • (Rachel rips one of the wall and finds a huge hole underneath.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      No-no-no, no!
    • (Rachel rips off another one, revealing another hole. Rachel then moves onto a third one, but this one doesn't have a hole underneath it.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know that there's no hole there, I just really liked that picture.
    • (Rachel looks at it and then throws it away. She then removes a fourth one, revealing a third hole.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God! Look at this!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, but there is a wire back there! I mean that switch is connected to something!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I don't care! The wires have come loose in your head!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      And did you?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there, I thought it went downstairs.
    • (Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      But it didn't. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God.
    • Mrs. Chatracus
      Hello darling.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.
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    • Scene 12

      Central Perk, They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Now, are you sure you don't want to go see a doctor?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh no! That-that'll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Y'know what? I'm buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, it's in my pocket.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, sure.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Uhh, look, your eye's still popping out a little, I'm gonna go get some ice.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ooh, ice! I am so in the mood for ice! (They go and get the coffee and the ice leaving Ross and Emily alone.)
    • Emily
      You were amazing out there.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, I kinda was, wasn't I?
    • Emily
      Oh my God!
    • ross
    • Ross
      I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I haven't done that since I was four and I washed my dad's Porsche with rocks.
    • Emily
      You really enjoyed yourself didn't you?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Please! Are you kidding? I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody nose-I mean I-I'm not proud of it but, I really am. And it's all because of you, wonderful, amazing you.
    • Emily
      I think you've got concussion.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, no, I'm serious. Thank you.
    • Emily
      You're welcome. (She hugs him tightly and he winces.) I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?
    • ross
    • Ross
      It's worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Y'know what, you know what? It's not.
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    • Scene 13

      The airport, the flight to Yemen is being called.

    • Ticket Counter Attendant
      (on the P.A.) This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I-I guess I gotta go.
    • Janice
      Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I'll wait for you. Do you even know how long you're going to be gone?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.
    • Janice
      Oh. Well, I'll right you everyday. (Reading the address) 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, good-bye. Good-bye.
    • (He gives the agent his ticket and walks onto the jetway. Janice walks over and looks out the window. Chandler walks back into the terminal and tries to walk right past Janice, but she sees him.)
    • Janice
      Chandler?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No!
    • Janice
      Chandler!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
    • Janice
      No! No! I wanna see you take-off.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I then guess I'm going to Yemen! I'm going to Yemen! (To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 14

      Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly.

    • monica
    • Monica
      All right. The super couldn't figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did. I've had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank God.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.
    • [Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Phoebe are watching TV. The TV is turning off and on, and each time Phoebe is blinking her eyes like the Genie did. The switch obviously controls the outlet which the TV is plugged into.]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      See? I'm doing it. I am totally doing it. (Suddenly it stops working.) I lost it.
    • END