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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Joey's bedroom, he is asleep and snoring loudly. Chandler enters wondering who left their engine running.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
    • (Chandler acts disgusted, but is happy that Joey has stopped snoring. However, just as he is about to leave, Joey starts snoring again. So to get him to stop, he slams the door shut, waking Joey.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?
    • OPENING CREDITS
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    • Scene 2

      Central Perk, Chandler is getting another cup of coffee.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when you're not working here?
    • Gunther
      You don't need to fill these silences.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, okay, thanks. (He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica, Joey, and Phoebe.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler, that's like your fourth cup of coffee!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I'm exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!
    • monica
    • Monica
      He's in a different room! He's really that loud?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (proudly) Oh, you should here me.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      It's not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Look, I told ya, I'm not going to any clinic! I don't have a problem, you're the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      They don't have those.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you've just had your first class!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Y'know I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over...
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ohhh, yeah!
    • monica
    • Monica
      He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Next time you snore, I'm rolling ya over!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (entering) Hey guys!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, all right!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey!
    • (Joey starts humming Here Come the Bride.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, the Olympics.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Have you guys picked a date yet?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh no, not yet.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I still cannot believe you're engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just 'cause its happening so fast; not 'cause you're such a loser.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ugh, she's upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! I'm not doing them this time! I don't care if those dishes sit in the sink until they're all covered with-I'll do them when I get home!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah-oh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Already?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, but it didn't fit. Well, luckily there's a store here that has one left in her size, but I'm the groom, I'm not supposed to see the dress...
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'll pick it up for you!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Thank you.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, she's got you running errands, y'know, picking up wedding dresses... (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What's wah-pah?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know, whipped! Wah-pah!
    • joey
    • Joey
      That's not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      That's what I did. Wah-pah!
    • joey
    • Joey
      You can't do anything!
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    • Scene 3

      Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she's actually doing the dishes.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh! It's you. (She stops doing the dishes.) Hi.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so...
    • ross
    • Ross
      So listen uh, I know you and I haven't really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I know if you were getting married I'd feel, kinda..... y'know.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but I'm okay.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah.
    • ross
    • Ross
      All right, I just wanted to check.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, that's sweet.
    • (He goes over to hug her.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      You're great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (breaking the hug) Uhh, hang in there?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, no, I didn't mean, uh...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I mean maybe you didn't hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didn't realise that had become anything, yet.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it has-yeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh. Yeah?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I mean, the connection, I mean y'know, emotionally, mentally, physically...
    • ross
    • Ross
      Wow, that's-that's-that's incredible.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know isn't it? It's like I'm right there with Joshua.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh-huh.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You are right there with Emily. And it's y'know, it's kinda like.... it's a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I gotta get to work.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh yeah? Fine.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, y'know, y'know what would make me really happy?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh yeah, no, what's that?
    • ross
    • Ross
      If like the four of us could all y'know, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emily's coming into town this weekend, why don't you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      That would be great!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, all right, it's a date. (He leaves)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (to the closed door) Hang in there. You hang in there. (Gives him the raspberry.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (coming back in) Did you say something?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No, just singing. (Does a little song.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 4

      Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily's dress.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! It's so beautiful!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, but y'know, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
    • The Saleslady
      May I help you ladies?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, yes, umm, I'm here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
    • The Saleslady
      Yes, what's the name, please?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Emily Waltham.
    • The Saleslady
      Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
    • monica
    • Monica
      (laughs) Okay.
    • [Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I am, aren't I?
    • The Saleslady
      Ms. Waltham?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes?
    • The Saleslady
      We're closing.
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
    • The Saleslady
      And could I get my ring back?
    • (She disgustedly takes the ring off and gives it back.)
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    • Scene 5

      Joey's bedroom, he's snoring again and Chandler is there to roll him over.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! You're going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
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    • Scene 6

      Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
    • [Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (There's a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No-no, let me in!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Phoebe?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Can you just hold on for one minute?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No, you have to let me in right now!!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Are you alone?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yes!
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right.
    • (She goes over and lets Phoebe bounce in wearing her own wedding dress.)
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    • Scene 7

      Chandler and Joey's, Joey is complaining about going to the clinic.

    • joey
    • Joey
      This sucks! I didn't know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! I'm so tired!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      It's 6:00.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, well...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (entering) Hi!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that's, I think that's really cool.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, Rach, I think you're handling that really well.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? There's nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua. Y'know, they're not gonna get married anyway!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast it's ridiculous! I mean, they're gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they've done and they're call the whole thing off. I'm telling ya, you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at there's.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, well, I don't dance at weddings.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Why not?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this... (Starts to dancing really, really, really badly. Ross enters behind him and he stops.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey man.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey!
    • ross
    • Ross
      So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Nothing.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Nothing.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I am... (Looks in his date book.) free!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yep!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      In a month?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You mean, you mean 30 days?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      From now?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, that's great.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but it's going to be torn down, so... I mean, I-I know it's crazy, but everything up 'til now has been so crazy, and I don't know, this just feels right. Y'know?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (still looking in date book) Hey! That's the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isn't mine.
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 8

      Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.

    • Joshua
      (entering) Hey, Rachel.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi!
    • Joshua
      What's up? You're voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. (Hugs him) See you.
    • Joshua
      Great!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! (She sits down) Sit!
    • Joshua
      (sitting) You okay?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
    • Joshua
      Do I?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      'Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Y'know? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Y'know?
    • Joshua
      Yeah, sure-sure, yeah, we're-we're-we're-we're-we're clicking.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah-yeah, y'know if-if there was just like one little area where I-that I think we need-we would need to work on; I-I would think it was we're just not crazy enough!
    • Joshua
      I-I gotta say, I-I-I-I'm not too sure I agree with that.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, yeah, right, y'know what? Yeah, you're right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively)......I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Y'know? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound y'know, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
    • Joshua
      What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, I know, I know, it's-it's so, it's so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Y'know, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Don't you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, don't you think?
    • Joshua
      Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, you're a real special lady, but my divorce isn't final yet and, and, and we've been on four days, so I'm thinking "No, but thanks."
    • Gunther
      YOU IDIOT!!!!!
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    • Scene 9

      The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.

    • Sleep Clinic Worker
      Your name, please?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Joey Tribbiani.
    • Sleep Clinic Worker
      Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesn't answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (answering for him) Yes he did.
    • Sleep Clinic Worker
      Alll right, we'll call you in a few minutes.
    • (As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (waking Joey) Hey, check out that girl! She is really hot!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (sleepily) Yeah, she is. Wow! (Falls back asleep, loudly) How you doin'?
    • (Chandler wakes him up, again.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      What?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You're coming on to the entire room! (He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her, and to get her attention, he throws them back down.) I'm Chandler.
    • Woman
      I'm Marjorie.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hi.
    • Marjorie
      Hi.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You mind if I...
    • Marjorie
      No, please.
    • (He sits down next to her.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So uh, what are you in for?
    • Marjorie
      I talk in my sleep.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (asleep) So why don't you give me your number?
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    • Scene 10

      Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, ready?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay.
    • (She turns around and throws the bouquet to Phoebe.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (catching it) I got it! Mine! (They both hug)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Congratulations!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Thank you!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay! My turn! My turn!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay! (Gets into position) Okay, ready?
    • monica
    • Monica
      (cocking her head from side to side in some pre-bouquet-catching ritual) Yeah.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay. (Phoebe turns and throws it on the couch.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (upset) That was a terrible throw!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I'm not gonna right to you! That's not real!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Look at me! My big concern is what's real?! (Finally realises) Oh my God. We're really sad, aren't we?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, I think we are.
    • monica
    • Monica
      This isn't even my dress.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, at least you didn't rent yours from a store called, "It's Not Too Late."
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'm changing out of this.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Me too.
    • monica
    • Monica
      In like a half-hour?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Me too.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, throw it straight this time.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay.
    • (She throws it straight, and Monica makes a big deal about catching it.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'm getting married next!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yay!
    • new scene
    • Scene 11

      Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I hate my regular clothes now! Y'know? I look down and-and I know that this isn't gonna be the most special day of my life.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didn't you start feeling silly?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I guess.
    • (Monica crosses her legs and is still wearing the garter belt.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh my God!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh God.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, you're such a cheater!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering) Hello! Little ones.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (They're stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, how'd that happen?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Because I'm cooler.
    • monica
    • Monica
      No, seriously.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well she's, she's the kinda girl-Joey was unconscious.
    • (Joey enters, wearing a mouth guard like boxers wear.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! What's happening?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh my God!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What is that?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and it's gonna help me not to snore.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? 'Cause I don't think you have to wear it unless you are!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (takes out the mouth guard) I know I don't have too! It tastes good. (Puts it back in.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Plus, you look cool.
    • (Joey totally agrees with this statement and kicks his feet up.)
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    • Scene 12

      Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, how did it go?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, I did my best to convince him that I'm not some crazy girl who is dying to get married-I'm just going through a hard time.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What did he say?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that he's gonna call you again.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, maybe, but I don't think I even care. I don't think he's the one I'm sad about. Y'know, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don't think I'm handling it all that well.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, maybe.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      And I-I am just trying to figure out why.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Any luck?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, yeah, y'know how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Again. Y'know what? I think we all did.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (entering) Hey!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emily's wedding dress into Rachel's room.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernie's at 9 o'clock?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, see I-I don't know if we're gonna be hungry at three.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Three people. Joshua's not gonna be there.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What happened?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Noo. Why?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, apparently he scares easy.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, Rachel, I'm-I'm sorry.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      It's okay. Sometimes, things don't work out the way you'd thought they would.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Come here.
    • (They hug.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, don't you have to go pick up Emily?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You okay?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! I got my girls.
    • (He leaves.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ugh. (She goes over and lays her head on Phoebe's lap.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (looks at Monica) Hey, y'know what might cheer you up?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?
    • [Time lapse, all three girls are now wearing wedding dresses, eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching TV.]
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Y'know, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. (Pause) Maybe someday, there will be.
    • (There's a knock on the door.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh God! He's gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, okay! (She goes to answer the door.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      No-no, Rachel, don't get it! He can't see us!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm not gonna marry Chandler!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Not after this!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that it's Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
    • Joshua
      I gotta go.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 13

      Chandler's bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. There's a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandler's door, and starts to complain about the noise.

    • joey
    • Joey
      (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "What's up with that?")
    • END