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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Um-mm.
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.
    • (Monica is sarcastically amazed.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Real magic does exist.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Wow.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I can't tell you that, no.
    • (We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.
    • monica
    • Monica
      He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Why don't you go up there and ask him to 'step lightly, please?'
    • monica
    • Monica
      I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ooh, that is silly. (gets up) I'll go up there, I'll tell him to keep it down.
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right, be my guest.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Good luck.
    • (Phoebe exits)
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, I'll show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didn't see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, I'll slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
    • Everyone
      Oh, I got it.
    • (We hear Phoebe knock at the door upstairs, and the guy answer it.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... (I tired but the rest is unintelligible).
    • Guy
      (muffled) Whoa, you are very beautiful.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (muffled) Oh, thank you.
    • OPENING CREDITS
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    • Scene 2

      Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Honey, what's the matter?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I just saw Janice.
    • Everyone
      Oh.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey Chandler, there's a party tomorrow, you'll feel better then.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, y'know what, I'm gonna be okay, you don't have to throw a party for me.
    • monica
    • Monica
      It's Joey's birthday.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.
    • (We hear Phoebe's muffled voice through the ceiling.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
    • (We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. Y'know, it's supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh.
    • new scene
    • Scene 3

      Fortunata Fashions, Rachel's new job.

    • Mr. Kaplan
      (entering) How's that coffee comin,' dear?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (jumping up from reading her magazine) Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan.
    • Mr. Kaplan
      I'm not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know!
    • Mr. Kaplan
      I'll bet your thinking, 'What's an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee?' Eh?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Op.
    • Mr. Kaplan
      Eh.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, you got me.
    • Mr. Kaplan
      Well, don't think I haven't noticed your potential. Well, I've got a project for you that's a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, that sounds great.
    • Mr. Kaplan
      Come on over here, sweetheart. (they walk over to a storage closet)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much.
    • Mr. Kaplan
      (opening the closet door revealing that it's full of tangled up hangers.) I need these hangers separated ASAP. (she is stunned) You're welcome.
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    • Scene 4

      The Moondance Diner, Rachel is talking to Monica about her job.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know honey, I'm sorry.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it's remotely related to the field they're interested in.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (gives her a look) Gee, I don't know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh honey, come on, I'm sorry, I didn't.... I don't mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
    • (A guy at the end of the table starts laughing.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (to him) Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?
    • Guy
      I'm sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      It's not funny, this is actually my job.
    • Guy
      Oh believe me, I-I-I've been there. I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh well then, so I'm just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
    • Guy
      Ah, just one other thing.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes?!
    • Guy
      I ah, I work at Bloomingdale's and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (looks at Monica) (to him) Do you want my pickle?
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    • Scene 5

      Chandler and Joey's, it's Joey's party.

    • Gunther
      (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean you're going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, he's very charming.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know, he's too charming, but if you two start going out, then it's just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, you're just gonna have to try.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Joey, where are the Jell-o shots?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I don't know, Chandler is supposed to be passin' 'em around...
    • (Camera cuts to show Chandler giving a Jello shot to the ceramic dog and holding an empty tray of Jello shots.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Chandler!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hello-dillillio!!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, somebody's feeling better.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (to Chandler) Stick out your tongue.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (to Monica) Take off your shirt!
    • (Chandler sticks out is tongue and it's a horrible shade of green.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh my!!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, Jell-o just like Mom used to make.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (entering, to Ross) The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi! So I'm out having lunch at Monica's and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdale's and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and he's gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Wow!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Uh-huh!
    • ross
    • Ross
      And he's, he's a total stranger?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What!?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, I'm just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      To be nice.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, only for sex.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I didn't have to, because I was wearing my 'I heart Ross' sandwich board and ringing my bell.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh-huh.
    • Joey's Sisters
      (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey!! Hey-hey-hey!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
    • monica
    • Monica
      How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joey's sisters.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hi Joey's sisters!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (to one of his sisters, Cookie) Hey!
    • Cookie
      Hey. What are we drinkin' over here.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.
    • Cookie
      No kiddin,' that's the exact same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Wow. Okay, I don't know how to talk to you.
    • (Cut to Chandler)
    • Sister 1
      (to Chandler) What 'cha doing?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, I'm taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer.
    • Joey's Sisters
      Oh!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No-no-no-no, no, it's a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can't we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joey's sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
    • (Cut to Ross and Monica)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Isn't that great?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, 'Hummina-hummina-hummina.' (walks away)
    • ross
    • Ross
      That's excellent.
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    • Scene 6

      Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.

    • ross
    • Ross
      (to Rachel) So, he's just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn't want anything in exchange for helping him?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, I assume I'll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that's true of any job.
    • (Chandler enters hungover and groaning)
    • monica
    • Monica
      How ya feelin'?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Where'd you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
    • Everyone
      Woooo hoooo!!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ow, no 'woo-hooing,' no 'woo-hooing.'
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Why, what happened?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ah, I fooled around with Joey's sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, that's not the worst part.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What is the worse part?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I can't remember which sister.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (to Rachel) You see what men do! Don't tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 7

      Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, he's actually going to kill you dead.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay! You don't think I thought of that?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      How can you not know which one?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I mean that's unbelievable.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I mean, was it Gina?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Which one is Gina?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.
    • monica
    • Monica
      No, no, no, that's Dina.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (to Monica) You see you can't tell which one is which either, dwha!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      We didn't fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Veronica. Look, it's got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
    • monica
    • Monica
      That was me.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Look, when I've been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and I'm sorry.
    • monica
    • Monica
      That's okay.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      That's all right.
    • ross
    • Ross
      That's okay.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (angrily entering, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, Joey.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey. (they all walk away from Chandler)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Come on!! (motions for Chandler to come with him)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Why can't we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I just got off the phone with my sister.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ah, which, which one?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Mary-Angela.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Mary-Angela.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Y'know which one was she again?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Why don't you ask Chandler, 'cause he's the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin' over Janice by groping my sister.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      It's gotta be the first one.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Really? That's great! You and my sister, sittin' in a tree.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yep, I'm in a tree.
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    • Scene 8

      Monica and Rachel's, Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Did he call? Did Mark call?
    • monica
    • Monica
      No honey, I'm sorry, but the weekend's not over yet.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I guess they're back from their date.
    • (He starts to play music.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Music. Very nice.
    • (We hear them start making out upstairs.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh my God!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So, how are you?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I am good. I finished my book.
    • (Things start to get really hot upstairs.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh yeah, what's it about?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I don't remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, I do. (they both run out)
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    • Scene 9

      Chandler and Joey's, Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. How's it going. This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hell's a matter with you? How do you think Joey's going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, that's the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I'll be in Cuba.
    • ross
    • Ross
      All right, look, look, you've got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Where in Cuba?
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    • Scene 10

      Joey's sister's house, Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times. Joey answers it.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I'm here to see Mary-Angela.
    • joey
    • Joey
      You are so the man! (motions him to come in, and he does) Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, 'cause my Grandma doesn't know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Where's Mary-Angela?
    • joey
    • Joey
      She's right in there. (motions to the living room)
    • (Chandler walks into the living room, and sees all of Joey's sisters, all wearing red.)
    • Joey's Sisters
      Hey, Chandler!
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    • Scene 11

      Central Perk, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I can't believe Mark didn't call. It's Sunday night, and he didn't call.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Bummer.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (to Ross) Yeah, right. Look at you, you're practically giddy.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, I'm genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn't work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wait a minute, why don't you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, you've got to make stuff happen.
    • ross
    • Ross
      But, you, you don't want to seem too pushy.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (to Ross) Honey, it's not pushy, he gave her his home number.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (to Rachel, as she gets his number) What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, and you don't mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.
    • ross
    • Ross
      That's right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, it's Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, don't you apologize. (listens) Yeah, I'll hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
    • ross
    • Ross
      That is so made up!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on phone) Yeah, oh my God, tomorrow! That, no, it's perfect. Oh God, thank you soo much. Great! Bye! (hangs up phone) I got the interview!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yay!
    • ross
    • Ross
      There you go.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      He even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, that is amazing!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, I'd expect nothing less.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I got to figure out what I'm going to wear.
    • ross
    • Ross
      High collar and baggy pants say I'm a pro.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! Right! Okay, I'll see you guys later. (starts to leave) Woo hoo!
    • ross
    • Ross
      You go get 'em. (to Monica) What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      'Why don't you call him?!' Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Are you crazy?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Am I! Am I! Am I out of my mind! Am I losing my senses!! This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?! Ross y'know this isn't even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if you're right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I mean don't you trust her?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, yeah!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Then get over yourself! Grow up!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (shyly) You grow up.
    • new scene
    • Scene 12

      Joey's sister's house, they're finishing up dinner.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      This teramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?
    • Joey's Grandmother
      No! I did!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, it's, it's yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?
    • Joey's Grandmother
      Of course! It's her favorite.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So um, Mary-Angela, what's your second favorite?
    • Joey's Grandmother
      More of Grandma's teramisu.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Would you just please....give me the receipt 'cause this is great. It's top notch.
    • Joey's Grandmother
      That dies with me.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So will I.
    • Joey's Sister
      Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesn't mean anything.
    • Joey's Sister
      (whispering in his ear) Just do it.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)
    • [Cut to the hall, Joey's sister runs up and grabs Chandler's butt.]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (startled) Hey!
    • Joey's Sister
      Finally, I thought we'd never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Look, I may have jumped the gun here. (she tries to kiss him, but he ducks it and moves away) Um, I just got out of a relationship and I'm not really in a, in a commitment kind of place.
    • Joey's Sister
      So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ahhhh, you're not Mary-Angela.
    • Joey's Sister
      No, I'm Mary-Theresa.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      This is so bad. If-if you're not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?
    • Mary-Angela
      (standing behind Chandler) I am!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, this is soo bad. (doesn't see Mary-Angela)
    • Mary-Angela
      Joey!!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No Joey! No Joey! Don't Joey! Joey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      What's goin' on?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (pats him on the shoulder) You're it! Now run and hide!
    • Mary-Theresa
      It's no big deal. Chandler was just kissin' me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.
    • joey
    • Joey
      What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I wasn't sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joey's sisters gasp) Look, I'm sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.
    • Joey's Sister
      I say, punch him Joey.
    • Everyone
      Yeah! Punch him!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brother's not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought you'd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, you're my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.
    • Cookie
      So what. I say, punch him.
    • Everyone
      Yeah! Punch him! Punch him!
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No! No! No, I'm not going to punch Chandler.
    • Cookie
      I'll do it.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No you won't. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, he's sorry. But, (to Chandler) you've got one more apology to make, all right, you've got to apologize to Mary-Angela.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, absolutely!
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You've got it. (he starts to look at his sister's, but he still doesn't know which one is Mary-Angela.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Cookie, now you can punch him!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What?! (Cookie punches him)
    • new scene
    • Scene 13

      A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (getting of the elevator and noticing Ross) Hey!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What are you doing here?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi. (kisses her)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi.
    • ross
    • Ross
      How'd did it go?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldn't shut up.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I'm so proud of you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Me too!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Listen, I'm ah, I'm sorry I've been so crazy and jealous and, it's just that I like you a lot, so...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah.
    • Mark
      Rachel?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
    • Mark
      Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, I did!
    • Mark
      Yes.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 14

      Monica and Rachel's, The entire gang is there.

    • monica
    • Monica
      So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh well y'know. (laughs)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, I do know.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ick, you were eavesdropping.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Eavesdropping. Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, I'm sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.
    • (We hear the sound of a bed creaking through the ceiling, and him moaning.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Maybe he's just jumping on a pogo-stick and really likes it?
    • (We hear a women start moaning.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Maybe the pogo-stick likes it too?
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, that's it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ah, we'll all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Thanks you guys! Thank you.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Don't worry.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      God, I hope they kick his ass!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Honey, I'm sorry.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Y'know if it's any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. (Rachel nods in agreement)
    • (We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)
    • Guy
      (muffled) May I help you?
    • (We hear the guys start to attack him, but the guy manages to calm them down and gets them to agree to what he did. Monica throws up her hands in disgust.)
    • END