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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Monica and Rachel's: everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey.

    • Host
      Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, oh! It's on again!
    • joey
    • Joey
      You guys, can we please not watch this all right.
    • Everyone
      Shhhh!
    • Host
      Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (on tv) Oh, you said it Mike. (rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!
    • Mike
      And there is Kevin.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Can we please turn this off?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Noo way, Kevin.
    • Mike
      There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (to Chandler) Are you intrigued?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!
    • Mike
      Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (on TV, finishing installing the Milk Master 2000) Wow, it is easy. (starts to poor the milk) Now, I can have milk everyday.
    • (They all start laughing at him)
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, it's official there are no good movies.
    • Janice
      Well, let's go to a bad one and make out. (they start to kiss and lean back into Monica.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) Hey!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, man. What's up?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh! (they all stare at her) Okay, it was me!
    • joey
    • Joey
      How is it you?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yep, that's my audition.
    • monica
    • Monica
      See, now this is why I keep notepads everywhere.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
    • Janice
      What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well, Estelle tried, you know. The casting director told her that I missed my chance.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      That is unfair. I'll call her and tell her it was totally my fault.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Pheebs, you can't do that. The casting director doesn't talk to friends, she only talks to agents.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What a sad little life she must lead. Okay, ooh (starts dialing).
    • joey
    • Joey
      What, what are you doing? What are you doing?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hang up, hang up. (reaches with his good arm, but Phoebe grabs it and he tries to reach the phone with his other arm but can't because of the sling.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Is anybody else scared?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Get the woman a pad! Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, now you want a pad.
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    • Scene 3

      Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben

    • Carol and Susan
      (entering) Hey!!
    • ross
    • Ross
      There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi (Ben is holding a Barbi doll) What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?
    • Carol
      He picked it out of the toy store himself, he loves it.
    • Susan
      He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, it's, it's, it's cute. Why, why, why does he have it, again?
    • Susan
      So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
    • Carol
      This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, does it?
    • ross
    • Ross
      You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.
    • (cut to later in the day)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? (makes a monster truck sound) No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder? (squawks like a dinosaur)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? (uses the Milk Master 2000 to pour milk into her cereal)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (entering from her bedroom) I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I love that movie. (Joey is using it as a pillow)
    • monica
    • Monica
      There it is. Joey, what are you doing?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'm sorry, it just felt nice.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight. (phone stops ringing) Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes.
    • ross
    • Ross
      And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Noo.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You didn't want to share your tomatoes, tomatoes are very important to you.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple. And this alarm started going off in my head: 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Men are unbelievable.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, you know about that?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!
    • (Joey looks quizzically at Ross)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (to Joey) Where there is no fear of commitment.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Amazingly, that makes sense.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You think?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
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    • Scene 4

      Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Come on baby, come on!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (on phone, in 'Katelynn's' voice) 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Very nice touch.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Unbelievable.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Thank you so much.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      It was really fun, I mean I've never talked on a car phone before.
    • joey
    • Joey
      You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, I don't know. I mean it was fun one time.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Two?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, I'll do it, but just these three, right
    • joey
    • Joey
      Nooo, four.
    • new scene
    • Scene 5

      Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner

    • Janice
      So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      'Cause, I wanted to uh, give you this. (hands her a present)
    • Janice
      Ohhh, are you a puppy! (opens it) Contact paper! I never really know what to say when someone you're sleeping with gives you contact paper.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, wait there's, there's more. See the contact paper is to go into your brand new drawer. (gives her a drawer) See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser.
    • Janice
      Oh, you didn't have to do this.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
    • Janice
      Well, I gotta buy a vowel. Because, oh my Gawd! Who, would've thought that someday, Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
    • Janice
      We should?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
    • Janice
      (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I am, I actually am. I mean this is amazing. My entire life I have feared this place, and now that I'm here it's like what was the big deal. I could probably say 'Let's move in together.' and I'd be okay.
    • Janice
      You probably want us to move in together?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      It doesn't scare me!
    • Janice
      Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
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    • Scene 6

      Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Honey, this will help. (hands him a tub of ice cream)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Uff.
    • monica
    • Monica
      That is never good.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Then I got all needy and clingy.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      She said she'd call me.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ohh! (both grab there stomachs in pain)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh God.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Welcome to our side of the tunnel.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      This ice cream tastes like crap by the way.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, well that's that lo-cal, non dairy, soy milk junk. We sort of, we save the real stuff for those really terminal cases.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, you do.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So, you don't think I'm terminal?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, okay. So, should I call her?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Nooo!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
    • monica
    • Monica
      She has to know that your not ready.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So I'm not, not gonna lose her?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oooh, honey, you're not a total loser.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I said, 'So I'm not gonna lose her?'
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh.
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    • Scene 7

      Monica and Rachel's, Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Go Joe!!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Pheebs! There you are!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No it's not, sorry.
    • joey
    • Joey
      But Phoebe, wait! Wait! Phoebe. Phoebe! (catches her in the hallway)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
    • joey
    • Joey
      It's okay, these things happen.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'm, I'm okay. See. (tries to smile, but fails horribly)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs, rejection is part being an actor, you can't take it personally.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.
    • joey
    • Joey
      They actually said that?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah okay, no if it helps you okay. Yeah.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 8

      A grocery store that Janice shops in. Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her.

    • Janice
      (to butcher) No, thank you. (Chandler makes a sound and she notices him) Chandler!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (in a British accent) Hello, Janice.
    • Janice
      What are you doing here?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (in accent) Oh, just a bit of shopping. How've you been?
    • Janice
      Are you being British?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (normal voice) No. Not anymore.
    • Janice
      Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
    • Janice
      Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours.
    • Janice
      Where is this party?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Here in Chelsea.
    • Janice
      Who's party is it?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      A woman's
    • Janice
      What woman?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (shyly) Chelsea.
    • Janice
      Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be? (another guy walks by)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Can I be that guy?
    • new scene
    • Scene 9

      Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay, shoot.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I didn't get it?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay, what else?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb.'
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'
    • joey
    • Joey
      Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really appreciate this Pheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, no, I understand.
    • joey
    • Joey
      You do, thanks.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah. Sorry. (she starts to leave)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Wait a minute.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (in a coy tone) Oh, you caught me. I am so busted.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (in a really, really bad Italian accent) That's-ah what I suspected-ah.
    • new scene
    • Scene 10

      Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      ....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.
    • monica
    • Monica
      My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I've actually ruined this haven't I? It's time for the good ice cream now, right?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, it is.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You know what, everything's gonna be okay.
    • (phone rings)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Shhh...I don't know what to do, this is totally unprecedented.
    • monica
    • Monica
      If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hello!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes, and grumpy.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (on phone) I love you too.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Aw, it's soo unfair. (they both start digging into the 'good' ice cream)
    • new scene
    • Scene 11

      Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream.

    • Carol
      G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
    • Susan
      What'd you do, dip it in sugar?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'
    • monica
    • Monica
      What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What are you talking about?
    • monica
    • Monica
      The big hat, the pearls, the little pick handbag.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, you are totally making this up.
    • monica
    • Monica
      How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (remembering) Oh God.
    • Susan
      I've literally never been this happy.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wasn't there a little song?
    • Carol
      Oh please God, let there be a song.
    • ross
    • Ross
      There was no song. (to Monica) There was no song!
    • monica
    • Monica
      (singing) 'I am Bea.'
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay.
    • monica
    • Monica
      'I drink tea.'
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
    • monica
    • Monica
      '....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... '
    • ross
    • Ross
      (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
    • monica
    • Monica
      A-ha!!! (they all start laughing, as Ross hides in the bathroom)
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 12

      It's an old home movie of the Geller's backyard, young Ross is dressed up as Bea, and pouring himself/herself some tea.

    • ross
    • Ross
      (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (entering the shot) Ross!!! (starts to wipe up the spill)
    • END