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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Alright. Phoebe?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
    • Everyone
      Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Probably kill myself!
    • monica
    • Monica
      ..Excuse me?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Joey, uh- OMnipotent.
    • joey
    • Joey
      You are? Ross, I'm sorry..
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      Central Perk, Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.

    • monica
    • Monica
      How does she do that?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I cannot sleep in a public place.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! ...Hi.
    • ross
    • Ross
      It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What's going on with you?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I got no sleep last night!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Why?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Thanks.
    • (Chandler and Joey enter. Joey is counting his steps.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You got waaaay too much free time.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Happy birthday, pal!
    • joey
    • Joey
      We love you, man. (Kisses Ross)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
    • joey
    • Joey
      So?
    • ross
    • Ross
      So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty."
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ohhh.
    • joey
    • Joey
      What's wrong with the twentieth?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
    • joey
    • Joey
      The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (trying to stop Ross leaving) C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys' night out, c'mon, whaddya say, big guy, (Pretending to punch him in the stomach.) Huh? Huh? Huh?
    • ross
    • Ross
      What are you doing?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (stops) I have no idea.
    • joey
    • Joey
      C'mon, Ross!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You got it.
    • (Rachel runs up cluching an envelope.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wow, you worked in a mine?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I worked in a Dairy Queen, why?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally-(opens envelope)-not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (looking) Oh, this is not that bad.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You can totally, totally live on this.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, yeah.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
    • Everyone
      Oh! Yeah!
    • (They all get their wallets out and give generous tips.)
    • Guys
      Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.)
    • Leslie
      (looking around) Rachel?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (to Phoebe) I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What are you guys doing here?
    • Kiki
      Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
    • Joanne
      Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
    • Leslie
      I know. I know! I'm a duplex.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (to Joanne) So what's going on with you?
    • Joanne
      Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? (She points to herself and they all scream again.)
    • Kiki
      And while we're on the subject of news.. (She holds up here finger to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 3

      A Street, Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      ...Poulet passes it up to Leetch! (Passes it to Joey.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Leetch spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass! (He kicks it to Ross, but Ross is staring into a shop window.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- (off Chandler's look) Sorry. Sorry.
    • (They walk on. Chandler and Joey start to talk but Ross stops and whines.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Peach pit.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yes, Bunny?
    • ross
    • Ross
      (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-
    • joey
    • Joey
      Peaches?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Actually, nectarines, but basically...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (to Joey) Could've been a peach.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- (looks up, realises, and points) -the bus stop... I'm fine.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! (They turn to stare at him.) What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.
    • new scene
    • Scene 4

      Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
    • Kiki
      Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!
    • Joanne
      Alright. Let's talk reality for a second.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay.
    • Joanne
      When are you coming home?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What? Guys, I'm not.
    • Joanne
      C'mon, this is us.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
    • Kiki
      Waitressing?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
    • Leslie
      Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
    • new scene
    • Scene 5

      Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What's that?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Weeeell, it's rum, and-
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. (Grabs the blender and starts to drink.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, God, ask them what they want.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      But I haven't used my card in weeks!
    • monica
    • Monica
      That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
    • monica
    • Monica
      (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Alright, c'mon! (Miserably) Let's play Twister!
    • new scene
    • Scene 6

      Madison Square Garden, the guys are trying to find their seats.

    • ross
    • Ross
      (squeezing past people) Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost...
    • joey
    • Joey
      C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit.
    • new scene
    • Scene 7

      Monica and Rachel's, they're all hanging out in the living room.

    • monica
    • Monica
      You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You are just like Jack.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      ...Jack from downstairs?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No, Jack and the Beanstalk.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ah, the other Jack.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Floopy?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah.
    • monica
    • Monica
      So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, like that's a word.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?
    • monica
    • Monica
      ...Pheebs?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
    • new scene
    • Scene 8

      Madison Square Garden, the guys are watching the game.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (to Ross) See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Pass it! Pass it!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      He's open!
    • Everyone
      Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
    • (The player shoots and the puck flies off the rink and hits Ross in the face. Chandler looks concered until he notices...)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!
    • (Chandler and Joey hold the puck and wave at the TV thing.)
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 9

      An Emergency Room, Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (to the receptionist)'Scuse me.
    • Receptionist
      (holds up her hand-she is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)
    • Receptionist
      (on phone) Hold on. (To Chandler) Fill these out, sit over there. (Tosses him some forms.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (jumping to his feet) Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.
    • Receptionist
      Well, you'll have to wait your turn.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well, how long do you think it'll be?
    • Receptionist
      (sarcastic) Any minute now.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, this- (she gives him a look and the guys back off) Heyy...
    • new scene
    • Scene 10

      Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
    • monica
    • Monica
      No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)
    • Pizza Guy
      (yelling from outside) Pizza guy!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Phoebe?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Do you have a plan?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I don't even have a 'pl'.
    • Pizza Guy
      Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
    • Pizza Guy
      Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
    • monica
    • Monica
      (leaping off of the couch and runs up) Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'
    • Pizza Guy
      Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?
    • Pizza Guy
      Yeah, that sounds about right.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      And-and a power tie?
    • Pizza Guy
      No, pretty much just a towel.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (staggered) Oh God.
    • Pizza Guy
      So you guys want me to take this back?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Big Bird's friend.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I see pizza!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see! (She runs up and takes the binoculars.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hello? Who are we spying on?
    • monica
    • Monica
      White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Please tell me it's his mother.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Definitely not his mother.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, no...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 11

      The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads. Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
    • new scene
    • Scene 12

      Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all out on the balcony.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Light still out?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh. Maybe they're- napping.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh please, they're having sex.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Shut up!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      So, whaddya think George is like?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I think he's shy.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
    • new scene
    • Scene 13

      The Emergency Room, Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol.

    • ross
    • Ross
      I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
    • joey
    • Joey
      He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look, it's just a little more complicated...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Then what?
    • ross
    • Ross
      My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
    • joey
    • Joey
      What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      It was my first time.
    • joey
    • Joey
      With Carol? (Ross gives him a look.) Oh.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So in your whole life, you've only been with one-(He gets a look too)-oh.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!
    • new scene
    • Scene 14

      Monica and Rachel's, the girls are still out on the balcony.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Uh-huh.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?! You slept with Jason?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You'd already broken up.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      How long?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      A couple hours.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, that's nice!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (She sits up and the cushion she was leaning against falls off of the balcony.) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Excuse me?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (To Phoebe) She was a big girl.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      There he is! There he is!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Where?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Right- where we've been looking all night!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      He is so cute!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!
    • Everyone
      Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the-(pause)-wowww.
    • new scene
    • Scene 15

      The Emergency Room, Ross is absent.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...
    • joey
    • Joey
      Really?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
    • Both
      Hey, buddy.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi. (He is wearing a piece of steel bandaged to his nose. He tosses some forms onto reception desk.)
    • Receptionist
      (sarcastic) Oh, that's attractive.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh, ah- the kid has it.
    • ross
    • Ross
      The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
    • Kid
      I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. (Ross looks at Chandler for help.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You gotta do it, man.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever-(to Chandler)-can't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
    • Kid
      No.
    • ross
    • Ross
      'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
    • Kid
      No! No! (They start to fight over it.)
    • Receptionist
      Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
    • ross
    • Ross
      ...Now that was fun.
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 16

      Monica and Rachel's, Joey and the girls are playing twister.

    • ross
    • Ross
      (Doing the spinning) Okay, Monica, right foot red.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo.
    • (There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. (Phoebe has to bend over.)Good. (Joey stares at her butt appreciatively)
    • (The phone rings and Chandler answers it.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Alright. (on phone) Yes, this is Rachel.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Green. To the green.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on phone) I've got magic beans. (Listens) Never-never mind.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      To the left, to the left- aww! (They all collapse)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (on phone) Ohhh... I'm fine.
    • END