• logo Screen Scripts
  •  /  Friends  /  S07E23 The One With Chandler and Monica's Wedding


    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Central Perk, everyone is there.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Do you realize this is probably the last time we'll all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Why?! What's happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Old?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      The young hot ball and chain.
    • monica
    • Monica
      That's much better.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, where are you guys going?
    • monica
    • Monica
      We're gonna pick up the wedding dress then we're gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Ah. Joey you're-you're having lunch with my mom?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (To Chandler) Y'know what? Actually I'm kinda glad they're leaving 'cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What's up?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well this uh, this may be a little awkward.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, its...Its not that. Umm, now what I'm going to say to you, I'm not saying as your friend. Okay? I'm-I'm saying as it as Monica's older brother.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      But you're still my friend?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Not for the next few minutes.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      During this time...are you, are you still my best man?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Nope.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Do I still call you Ross?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica's older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I'm-I'm-I'm serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come-Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I'm-I'm not kidding here!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No problem.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So are we...friends again?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. (Pause) You won't believe what Monica's older brother just said to me!
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What 'cha doing Mon?
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'm making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What are they?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, so far I have uh, my bride's maids dresses won't get picked up, my veil gets lost, or I don't have my something blue.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey! Those are all the things I'm responsible for!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I had to go with the odds Rach.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didn't get the part?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      The commercial?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      That play?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No!
    • monica
    • Monica
      That other play?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Nooo!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      The movie?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yes!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ohh!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yes that's the one about the soldiers who fight in World War I!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, yeah! Back then y'know, we called the Great War. It really was!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Congratulations!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh that's great!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wait! Wait! Wait! You can't start today! Today's the rehearsal dinner!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh no, I'll be done by then.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I know! All right, I'll see you guys over there! I'm off to fight the Nazis.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I? (Rachel pauses as she thinks.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Go ahead.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You're gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Who did we fight in World War I?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Mexico?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yes! Very good.
    • new scene
    • Scene 3

      Pier 59 Studios, Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table. He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies.

    • The Assistant Director
      (approaching) Hey Joey! We're ready.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah! Me too. (He pats his pocket.)
    • The Assistant Director
      (to another actor) Richard? We're ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby he's playing Vincent.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'm doing my scenes with you?
    • Richard
      Nice to meet you Joey.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Wow! I can't believe this! This is incredible. I mean you just won an Oscar!
    • Richard
      No I didn't.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I think you did.
    • Richard
      I think I lost. Three times.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Uh...Cookie?
    • The Director
      (approaching) Okay! We're about an hour away from getting the scene lit. So uh, if you guys don't mind, can we run it a couple of times?
    • Richard
      Yeah, sure.
    • The Director
      Okay, all right. Let's do it. (He walks off.) And...Action!
    • joey
    • Joey
      We have to find the rest of the platoon!
    • Richard
      Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (wiping his face) What?!
    • Richard
      (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
    • Richard
      No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
    • (Joey wipes his eye.)
    • The Director
      Hang on a minute! Joey, you keep touching your face. Is something wrong?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh...I th-I thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Y'know? He's uh, he's a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
    • The Director
      I don't think so. Let's take it back to Richard's last line. (Walks off.) Action!
    • Richard
      We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 4

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Honey, we gotta go!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (entering from the bedroom) Okay. Here's a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (laughs) I don't have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yes, include more people in this.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow we'll be getting married?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I just, I can't believe that we made it!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well you don't have to sound so surprised.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'm sorry but...nothing.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well...honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Honestly? Me too.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Really?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah. Y'know I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and I'll go all...Chandler. But nothing has.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ohh, I'm so glad. Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean it's really, it's made me stay calm. (Chandler just looks at her.) I coulda been worse!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. I'll be right there.
    • (She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (voice on answering machine) Hi! If you're calling before Saturday, you've reached Monica and Chandler. But if you're calling after Saturday, you've reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!
    • (Chandler freaks out and loosens his tie.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 5

      The Rehearsal Dinner, Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive. A woman enters.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey Maureen! (They hug.) Gosh! Hey uh, Chandler? This is my cousin Maureen.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      We're the Bings.
    • (Phoebe and Rachel walk up.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (walks up) Wow Monica! Hey, just so you know I had my uh, older brother chat with Chandler.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What is that?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well I...I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ross, please! My make-up! (He walks away angrily.)
    • (Chandler's Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hi.
    • Mrs. Bing
      Chandler!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (She's wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)
    • Mrs. Bing
      Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon there'll be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)
    • (Monica and her parents walk up.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      (shaking her hand) It's lovely to meet you.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      (shaking her hand) So are you his mother or his father?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Jack!
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      What?! I've never seen one before!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Dad! There's Ross (points), why don't you go talk to him?
    • (Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away.)
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      I didn't even have a chance to act as though I'm okay with it!
    • Mr. Bing
      (entering) Hello all!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hi...dad.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi Mr....Bing.
    • Mr. Bing
      Nora!
    • Mrs. Bing
      Charles.
    • monica
    • Monica
      It-it's so great to see you both here.
    • Mr. Bing
      Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
    • Mrs. Bing
      Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh my God! (He and Monica walk away.)
    • [Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      ...of course you can kick his ass son.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      You could kick anyone's ass you want too.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Thanks you guys. (Walks away happily and his parents smile.)
    • [Cut to Monica.]
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandler's dad and try to keep him away from Chandler's mom?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! But I don't know what he looks like!
    • monica
    • Monica
      He is the man in the black dress.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Man in the black dress... (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! I'm Rachel! I'm a friend of Monica and Chandler's!
    • Woman
      I'm Amanda.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh I get it! A...man...duh!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (clinking a wine glass) Can I have everyone's attention please? I'm uh; I'm Ross Geller.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Doctor Ross Geller.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Dad...dad, please! As I was saying umm, I'm Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and I'm the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, she's the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you'd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple we're here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
    • Everyone
      To the Bings!
    • (Everyone clinks glasses and Chandler freaks out again.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 6

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen.

    • monica
    • Monica
      All right, I'm gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'll do it.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Who wants it? Anybody?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I said I'll do it!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Nobody wants to do it? All right, I'll do it myself.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Monica! I'm not gonna screw it up!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Y'know what? You're right, I'm sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well of course that is what I'm here for!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay. Sorry. (Monica goes into the bathroom.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ugh! (To Phoebe) What grandmother?
    • new scene
    • Scene 7

      Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! Where have you been?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What? Are you going back to work?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Nice shades.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Thanks. Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes at least I won't get spit in the eyes, y'know?
    • ross
    • Ross
      And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Great! All right. I'll see you later. (He starts to leave.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey, where's Chandler?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Uh, I think he's in Rachel's room. See ya. (Exits.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (going up to Rachel's closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesn't see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesn't find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 8

      Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Is uh, is Monica here?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      She's steaming her dress, why? What's up?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I think Chandler's gone. (He hands her the note.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      He left that.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (reading the note) Tell Monica I'm sorry.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (walking up) What's up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica I'm sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 9

      The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh my God! Chandler just left though!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah but, maybe it's not what we think. Maybe it's tell Monica I'm sorry I...drank the last of the milk.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that he's changed his name, y'know? Tell Monica I'm sorry.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I think it means he freaked out and left!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Don't be so negative! Good God! Isn't it possible that Sorry is sitting in there (Joey and Rachel's apartment) right now?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Look-Okay, I'm just gonna-I'm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (pointing at Ross) Okay but if you don't find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!
    • (Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (scared) I will, I will find him.
    • new scene
    • Scene 10

      The Movie Set, Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches.

    • Richard
      Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (He's holding a script.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!
    • Richard
      Just the last two pages.
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right.
    • (They go onto the set.)
    • Richard
      I found the picture!
    • (He's still spitting and Joey holds his script in front of his face.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Picture? What picture?
    • Richard
      Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay uh, look I know you're a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff...
    • Richard
      Oh, thanks.
    • joey
    • Joey
      But you're spittin' all over me man!
    • Richard
      Well of course I am!
    • joey
    • Joey
      You know you've been spitting on me?!
    • Richard
      That's what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (wiping face) Wow! Didn't know that.
    • Richard
      Great!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Thanks! Okay-okay check it out! (Reading from the script) Picture? What picture? (He pauses then spits) Eh?
    • new scene
    • Scene 11

      Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
    • Gunther
      No. No, I haven't seen him.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh damn!
    • Gunther
      He's getting married tomorrow right?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes. Yes. Don't worry. Everything's fine. We'll uh, we'll see you tomorrow at the wedding.
    • Gunther
      I wasn't invited.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well then we'll-we'll see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (They're sitting by the window.) What-what...what you guys doing here?!
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Well you kids talk about this place so much, we thought we'd see what all the fuss is about.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Why?!
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves back.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (shocked) Gunther?!
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Your mother just added him to her list.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What? Your-your list?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Yeah, the list that-of people we're allowed to sleep...
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know I'm looking for him?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I'm looking for her.
    • (Ross points at him and exits.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 12

      The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.

    • The Director
      Action!
    • Richard
      I found the picture!
    • joey
    • Joey
      What picture?!
    • Richard
      The picture of my wife! In your pack!
    • joey
    • Joey
      You went through my personal property?
    • Richard
      Why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (pause) Because Vincent, we were lovers. (Pause) For two years!
    • The Director
      Cut! Wonderful!
    • (Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Great scene yeah?
    • Richard
      Oh you're awesome! And, in that last speech? You soaked me.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Thanks a lot.
    • The Assistant Director
      (To Joey) Here's your call sheet for tomorrow.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh, I'm-I'm not working tomorrow.
    • The Assistant Director
      You are now.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No! I can't! You gotta get me out of it! I've got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)
    • (The AD walks away wiping his face.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 13

      Monica and Chandler's, the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (closing the door) Ross said there's still no word from Chandler.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh man.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh but he did say that they found the grandmother wandering down fifth avenue.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay. Well there's one down.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (entering from her room, excitedly) I'm getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I don't care because today's my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Y'know she might not even notice he's gone.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (re-entering) I'm gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      God! Don't-We can't let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she'll be in the gown and then he won't show up and then she's gonna have to take off the gown...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You can't do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just...It's just so sad!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, but you've got to pull yourself together! Monica can't see you like this! Then she'll know something's wrong!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) There's no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah. (Looks.) Oh, that's gone too. This is Monica's bathroom right?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No-no! I-I...I found one.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay.
    • (Phoebe reaches into the trash can, pulls one out, and hands it to Rachel.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh thank you! (Wiping her nose.) Oh God! (She throws it out.) Can I have another one?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (looking into the trash can) Sure. (Reaching into the trash can.) Do you need some floss? (Grabs a piece of it.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesn't show up!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh here's a whole bunch.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, I mean she's gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Y'know? Then she'll have to come back here and live all alone.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (finding something interesting in the trash can) Oh my God!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it's positive. Monica's pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she won't be totally alone.
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 14

      Monica and Chandler's bathroom, the scene is continued from earlier.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I know! Monica's gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I'm still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Right.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No. Why?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Just for the future, this is hardly a commercial for it.
    • new scene
    • Scene 15

      Joey and Rachel's, Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Anything?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasn't heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandler's parents again!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You told them he was missing?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think I'm interested in them.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right, we've got to tell her he's gone. (Starts to leave.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      No! Hey! Hey! We can't!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ross, she's gonna start getting ready soon!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, can't you at least stall her a little? I'll-I'll go back to some of the places I went last night.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right, well how much time do you need?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      One hour.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Give me two.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Then why do you ask?!
    • (They all go into the hallway.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay, wish me luck.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay. I'm going with you.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Why?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ross, you're tired. You've been looking all night. And clearly you suck at this.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right, I'll see you guys later.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay. Wait, do you know how you're going to stall her?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I'll figure something out.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      All right. Good luck.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Thanks.
    • (Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandler's.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey! Okay, so I thought we'd start with my make up and then do my hair.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.
    • monica
    • Monica
      About what?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Umm... I'm never gonna getting married!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No Monica! I'm serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Any woman would be lucky to have ya.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (jumping up) Rachel! You okay?
    • new scene
    • Scene 16

      The Movie Set, Joey is reporting for work.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasn't supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. It's my best friend's, and I'm officiating so I really can't work past four.
    • The Director
      Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We can't stop filming just for you. It's not like it's your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'm having surgery!
    • The Director
      What?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn't want you to worry about me. But, I'm having surgery today.
    • The Director
      What kind of surgery?!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Transplant.
    • The Director
      But you're supposed to work on Monday.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hair transplant.
    • The Director
      But you're not bald.
    • joey
    • Joey
      It's not on my head.
    • The Director
      Look Joey, there's nothing I can do. Besides, you're probably gonna be out by four anyway. We've just got one short scene. It's just you and Richard, and God knows he's a pro. You'll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! You're here! Great! Great! Great! Let's get going buddy, we've got a scene to shoot!
    • Richard
      I'm wearing two belts.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Are you drunk?
    • Richard
      No!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yes you are!
    • Richard
      All right.
    • new scene
    • Scene 17

      A Street, Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place.

    • ross
    • Ross
      We are never gonna find him! He's one guy in a huge city!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      That is an old, Chinese woman!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      He could be in disguise, y'know.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Aw, y'know...Y'know, maybe we're-we're just approaching this all wrong. If you're Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think you'd go?
    • [Cut to an office building.]
    • ross
    • Ross
      So this is your office?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      How did you guys find me? I knew I should've hid at the gym!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What the hell are you doing?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that I'm related to Monica. How is she?
    • ross
    • Ross
      She's fine. She doesn't know you're gone. And she doesn't have to know, okay? Now come on, we're going home.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No! No! No! I can't do that!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Why not?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Because if I go home, we're gonna become the Bings! I can't be the Bings!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What's wrong with being the Bings?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Then you are neither of your parents!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      It's not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybody's! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And I've met me; I am not Paul Newman. I don't race cars! I don't make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I want to. I love her so much, but I'm afr...It's too huge.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Y'know, okay. You're right. It is huge. So why don't we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well yeah, but then...
    • ross
    • Ross
      (interrupting him) Yeah-No-but-but-but-but! We're just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, that's not scary right?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Depends on what you mean by we.
    • new scene
    • Scene 18

      Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still trying to stall Monica.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And that's every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again...
    • monica
    • Monica
      (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel I'm sorry! I have to start getting ready! I'm getting married today!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I know. At dusk. That's such a hard time for me.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (getting up) I'm gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. But wait!
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Let's go to lunch.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I can't go to lunch!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Right.
    • (Monica goes into the bathroom and Rachel thinks quickly.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh good God! I've fallen down! (She trips and falls.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (entering) What's going on?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Okay, you're-you're really freaking me out.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      We can't find Chandler...(Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)-'s vest. We can't find Chandler's vest.
    • monica
    • Monica
      How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (entering) Found the vest! I mean we're gonna have to keep an eye on it, y'know make sure we don't lose it again...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh wow! Okay. Don't scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
    • (Monica goes into the bathroom and Phoebe and Rachel breathe a sigh of relief.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 19

      The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both holding swords.

    • joey
    • Joey
      I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
    • Richard
      That can be arranged.
    • (Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several feet and Joey screams in pain and drops to his knees.)
    • The Director
      Let's reset.
    • joey
    • Joey
      What?! He got me! Owwwwww!!!
    • The Director
      Let's take it from there.
    • Richard
      (To Joey) Are you a little off today? It's going terribly slowly.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And I'm the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?
    • Richard
      Of course! I'm-I'm sorry. I-I'd hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Thank you. Thank you.
    • The Director
      Still rolling, annnnd action!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
    • Richard
      Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
    • new scene
    • Scene 20

      The Hotel, Monica's room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
    • (Rachel and Mrs. Geller enter.)
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Here comes the bride.
    • (Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh my God Monica!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I wanna wear this everyday.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You look so beautiful.
    • monica
    • Monica
      (starting to cry) I'm so happy for me.
    • (The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hello?
    • joey
    • Joey
      (on phone) Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah, we got him back. Everything's fine.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Damnit!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What? Why? Where are you?
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'm still on the set!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I know! I'm sorry! The guy's drunk, they won't let me go until we get this.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God! I'm gonna have to find another minister.
    • joey
    • Joey
      No! No, I'm the minister! All right, look-look, put 'em both on the phone, I'll marry them right now.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ugh! Joey, I have to go.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey! Don't you hang up on me! I'll marry you and me right now! I have the power!
    • (She hangs up anyway.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 21

      Chandler's Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.

    • ross
    • Ross
      There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasn't so scary, was it?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I'm telling you, just a little bit at a time.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah okay. Well, what's the next little bit?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like you've done everything else!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah. You're right. Hey I-I can do that.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, excuse me for a minute. (Starts to leave)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Wh-Hey-Whoa-whoa, where, where you going?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Okay.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay.
    • (Chandler goes out into the hall and lights up a cigarette.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh fresh air!
    • (He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe you're overreacting! You do that y'know.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, y'know. I mean there's no way Joey's gonna make it in time. So I'm gonna through the hotel and see if there's any other weddings going on.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay. Oh but don't tell them Monica's pregnant because, they frown on that.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay.
    • (They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and he's so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
    • COMMERCIAL BREAK
    • new scene
    • Scene 22

      The Hotel, Rachel is walking through the ballroom area and comes upon the sign for the Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {It's a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (He's wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?
    • The Rabbi
      I don't know. Are they Greek Orthodox?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yeah! Yeah. They're...they're-they're my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
    • new scene
    • Scene 23

      Monica's Hotel Room, Chandler and Monica's parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      I thought he was with you.
    • ross
    • Ross
      He-he was with me umm, we're playing a little game, y'know? Hide and seek.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      You can't ask us son, that's cheating.
    • ross
    • Ross
      (pause) You're right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Well, he better not come by here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress.
    • Mrs. Bing
      As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
    • Mr. Bing
      But that was after the wedding, it's not bad luck then.
    • Mrs. Bing
      Honey, it isn't good luck.
    • (Monica enters.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh my God! Monica!
    • monica
    • Monica
      I know! Hey, how's Chandler doin'?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Great. He's doing great. Don't you worry about Chandler.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Are you okay?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh-huh.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, you're-you're sweating.
    • ross
    • Ross
      These-these are beads of joy.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh that's sweet. Don't touch me.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah!
    • (They both go out into the hall.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What's going on?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Chandler's gone again!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!
    • (Ross just glares at her.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 24

      The Movie Set, Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guy's hammered!
    • The Director
      I'm sorry Joey, as long as he's here and he's conscious we're still shooting.
    • (He walks away and Joey does Ross's fist thing. He then enters Richard's dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
    • Richard
      You wouldn't happen to have a very big fork?
    • joey
    • Joey
      So I uh, I just talked to the director. That's it, we're done for the day.
    • Richard
      Well have we finished the scene?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah! You...you were wonderful.
    • Richard
      As were you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      So I got your car, it's right outside.
    • Richard
      Why? Are we done for the day?
    • joey
    • Joey
      That's what you told me.
    • Richard
      Oh, thank you. You're welcome. (He stands up, staggers to the couch, and starts to lie down.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a fireman's carry and carries him out.) Here we go.
    • Richard
      Is that my ass? (He's looking at Joey's.)
    • (And as Joey walks out the door, Richard grabs a bottle of Scotch, just as the door closes and carries it with him.)
    • new scene
    • Scene 25

      The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.

    • ross
    • Ross
      (turning a corner) There he is!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What?
    • (Ross runs over and tackles him.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey! Oh!
    • ross
    • Ross
      You're not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ross! (He starts to get up.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) I'm serious! You're not walking out on my sister!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (standing up) That's right! I'm not!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Then where the hell have you been?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I know about Monica.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You know?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?! What?! Talking about what?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You don't know?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Know what-If somebody doesn't tell me what's going on right now...
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What? You'll hi-ya?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Monica's pregnant.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh my God. Oh my God! And you're-you're...you're not freaking out?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes...
    • ross
    • Ross
      Cigarettes?!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and that's when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, y'know what? I thought anything that can fit into this, can't be scary.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well you obviously didn't see Chucky 3.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so she'd know I was okay.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Dude. (Hugs him.)
    • (Mr. Geller turns the corner.)
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Way to go son! I knew you'd find him!
    • new scene
    • Scene 26

      The moment we waited for has finally arrived. It's time for Monica and Chandler's wedding. We've got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we've got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm.

    • Mr. Bing
      Our little boy is getting married.
    • Mrs. Bing
      Oh look at you! So handsome!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) I'm so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
    • (He walks up onto the altar and notices the rabbi.)
    • The Rabbi
      Are you Chandler?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Are you Joey?
    • (Ross walks down the aisle with Phoebe and Rachel on his arms.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      Huh. This is nice.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I've never walked down the aisle knowing it can't end in divorce.
    • (Finally, Monica with her parents on her arms start down the aisle.)
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Oh I wish you're grandmother had lived to see this.
    • monica
    • Monica
      She's right there.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      I love you sweetheart. (He kisses her and they sit down.)
    • (Chandler steps off the altar to greet his bride-to-be.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Not now.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay.
    • (They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (To Chandler) Who is this?
    • The Rabbi
      I am Father Kalebasous.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (in Monica's ear) He's Greek Orthodox.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (leaning in) As are you...
    • The Rabbi
      Let us begin. Dearly beloved...
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering) That's my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I'm sorry I'm a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He's still in costume) but you won't be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let's get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I've known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
    • (She turns to get her vows from Rachel.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (To Rachel) He took off?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Go on! Go on. (She turns back to Chandler.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler, for so long I...I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now...here we are...with our future before us...and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don't want to. You go!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Chandler?
    • (Ross leans in to give Chandler his vows.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (To Ross) No, that's okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it's okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I'm sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I do.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I do.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah you do!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Rings?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Aw crap! Okay-uh...uh let's-let's do the rings.
    • (Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each other's fingers.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.
    • (They kiss and everyone applauds.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What baby?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Our baby.
    • monica
    • Monica
      We have a baby?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I didn't take a pregnancy test.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Then...who did?
    • [Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh and they're gonna have a baby.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Uh-huh.
    • (The camera zooms in on Rachel who has a very worried and frightened look on her face and she slowly takes a deep breath.)
    • [Fade to black.]
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • {Transcriber's Note
      There was no trailer for this episode. See you in season 8; which will start this fall.}
    • END