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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Do you realize that four weeks from today we're getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Do you realize you get louder each week?
    • monica
    • Monica
      There's still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I figured I'd buy those. Pat, I'd like to buy a vow. (Laughs)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?
    • monica
    • Monica
      No! But I know exactly what I'm going to say.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Do you happen to know what I'm going to say?
    • monica
    • Monica
      (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Let's just do it right now. Okay? It won't be hard. Just say what's in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (watching in her) (in his head) Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! What's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open that door.
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    • Scene 2

      Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (writing) Monica, there are no words... (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right, uh... (To Ross) Oh hey, you've done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I'm so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You should've seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
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    • Scene 3

      Monica and Chandler's, Monica has hit a writer's block as Rachel and Phoebe enter.

    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Monica what?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What is the emergency?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      You have to help me! I'm supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what she's been working on.)
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Thank you.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small. (Points.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh! Yeah! (Monica glares at her.)
    • [Cut to the guys.]
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, why don't you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, I'm not sure I can do that.
    • [Flashback to when Chandler was introduced to Monica in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
    • ross
    • Ross
      ...everyone, this is Chandler!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (seeing her) Okay.
    • [Cut to the girls.]
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
    • [Flashback to The One With The Jellyfish, Chandler and Monica are lying on the beach.]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      All right, there's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ennnh.
    • [Cut back to the girls.]
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well maybe you don't talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about y'know all the things that he's taught you. Like... (They all try to think about one example and don't succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.
    • [Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
    • monica
    • Monica
      Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out there's more than three), five, six, and seven!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) That's one?
    • monica
    • Monica
      It's kind of an important one!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, y'know-y'know what, I was looking at it upside down.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, y'know, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that could've meant.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 ...7.....7...7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7...(mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
    • [Cut to the guys.]
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (writing) Monica...
    • joey
    • Joey
      "...when I look back over our time together..."
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (writes what Joey said and waits for him to go on) Yeah?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well, I can't do everything! Look back over your time together.
    • [This starts a series of flashbacks beginning with Monica and Chandler in the waiting room in The One With the Birth.]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
    • monica
    • Monica
      No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You'll get one.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh yeah? When?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, no, no.
    • monica
    • Monica
      What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (trapped) Uh, uh.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in)
    • [Cut to Ross leaping into Chandler's Hotel room in London in The One With Ross's Wedding.]
    • ross
    • Ross
      (Screaming) I'm getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
    • [Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joey's apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Nice try.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Look, Monica...
    • monica
    • Monica
      Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      This is not going to work.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I bet this will work! (She starts dancing and Chandler cracks up.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You are so great! I love you!
    • (Monica stops suddenly and turns around slowly.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      What?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
    • monica
    • Monica
      You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No I didn't!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes, you did!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No I didn't!
    • monica
    • Monica
      You love me!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
    • (Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)
    • [Cut to Chandler trying to hint to Monica that he wanted to move in with her in The One After Vegas.]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Y'know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Then all your stuff would be here.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, what if all my stuff was here?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Then you'd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn't make any sense.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I'm saying?
    • [Cut to Chandler entering his and Monica's apartment alight with a thousand candles in The One With The Proposal.]
    • (He walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      You wanted it to be a surprise.
    • (He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh my God.
    • (Monica gets down on one knee.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler... In all my life... I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to...fall in love with my best...my best... There's a reason why girls don't do this!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought... (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes.
    • (The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! We're dying out here!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) We're engaged!!!
    • (Everyone screams and has a group hug.)
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    • Scene 4

      Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter.

    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey, what have you guys been up to?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
    • joey
    • Joey
      How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
    • ross
    • Ross
      How's Monica coming along with her vows?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well let's just say its she's lucky she has a sweet ass, 'cause she's not so good at the writing.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I can't believe in four weeks they're gonna be married!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Well let's just hope it works. Y'know nine out of ten marriages end in divorce?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Phoebe that's not true.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Yeah, you're right. How's the Mrs.?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I can't believe they've been together for three years.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (shocked) Has it been that long?!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.
    • [Flashback to Joey interrupting a bath Monica and Chandler are sharing in The One With All The Kissing. Monica dives underwater as Joey opens the door.]
    • (They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!
    • (Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I've had a very long, hard day.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Okay.
    • (Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey Joe!
    • (Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke (Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater) Diet Coke.
    • (Joey gives him a thumbs up and heads for the chicken.)
    • [Cut back to Central Perk.]
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I don't know why they didn't just tell us.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I know! I mean it's not like we weren't cool about it.
    • [This starts a series of flashbacks starting with Monica and Chandler forcing Joey to keep his new found knowledge of their secret relationship in Monica's bedroom in The One With All the Kips.]
    • joey
    • Joey
      (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
    • joey
    • Joey
      How?! When?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      It happened in London.
    • joey
    • Joey
      IN LONDON!!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
    • joey
    • Joey
      But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
    • (They both grab him and stop him.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
    • (Joey thinks it over.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
    • [Cut to Rachel listening to a phone conversation between Chandler and Monica in The One With All the Resolutions.]
    • monica
    • Monica
      (on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
    • monica
    • Monica
      (on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big...
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
    • [Cut to Phoebe in Ross's new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what they're about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      OH MY GOD!!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      YOU KNOW?!!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (entering) What's going on?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ohhh!!!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!
    • ross
    • Ross
      What?! What?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
    • ross
    • Ross
      Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)
    • (Ross starts jumping and screaming incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)
    • [Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own
    • [Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandler's, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Bye!
    • Everyone
      Bye!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Actually, I did!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
    • [Cut to later in that episode. Monica and Chandler are confronting Joey in his apartment about Phoebe's knowledge.]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Phoebe knows about us!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well I didn't tell them!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Them?! Who's them?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Joey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So...
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!
    • [Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandler's that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Are you kidding?!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      No!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I can not believe he would do that to Mon-Whoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?
    • joey
    • Joey
      No.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey!
    • joey
    • Joey
      They know you know.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I couldn't even if I wanted too.
    • [Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and he's panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!
    • monica
    • Monica
      She's bluffing!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
    • [Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ooh!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay!
    • joey
    • Joey
      I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.
    • joey
    • Joey
      It's not my first time.
    • [Cut to the bathroom.]
    • monica
    • Monica
      You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Of course.
    • [Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, you're-you're going?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You should be. I'm very bendy. (Pause) I'm gonna kiss you now.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Not if I kiss you first.
    • (They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Ooh.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Here it comes. Our first kiss.
    • (They slowly and hesitantly move their lips together and kiss gently. Phoebe has her eyes wide open in shock and Chandler is squinting. He finally breaks the kiss after only a short while and pushes Phoebe away.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      And why not?!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Because I'm in love with Monica!!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      You're-you're what?!
    • (Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Love her! That's right, I...LOVE...HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I just-I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
    • joey
    • Joey
      So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well actually, Ross doesn't.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
    • [Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
    • ross
    • Ross
      (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh... What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • Scene 5

      Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Y'know, you're friend's getting married, it's gotta change things.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      You really think it would be that different?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      How could it not be? I mean pretty soon they're gonna be having kids, and then they're just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe they're gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, things change.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I don't want them to move to a Volvo dealership!
    • ross
    • Ross
      It'll be okay Joe.
    • joey
    • Joey
      I'm sorry, I just...I like things the way they are.
    • [Flashback to the gang in Central Perk in The One Where Nana Dies Twice, they're all going through an old photo album.]
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hey, who's this little naked guy?
    • ross
    • Ross
      That little naked guy would be me.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Aww, look at the little thing.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Who are those people?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Got me.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
    • joey
    • Joey
      Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!
    • ross
    • Ross
      (looking) Nono, that would be me again.
    • [Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey, you guys!
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What's going on?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Well, we were just talkin' about you guys gettin' married and how great it is.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If that's what you really want.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh that's so sweet.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      So we both finished our vows.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh!
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, can we read them?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, I don't hear Chandler's and he doesn't hear mine.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Okay.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Okay.
    • (They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monica's and the guys read Chandler's. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.)
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      (To Monica) Oh, that's beautiful.
    • joey
    • Joey
      (To Chandler) (laughing) Funny one! That's good!
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      (To Monica) Monica, will-will you marry me?
    • (Ross laughs.)
    • joey
    • Joey
      What? I don't get it.
    • (Ross points to the explanation and he gets it.)
    • ross
    • Ross
      (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Chandler!!
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Don't worry honey, we'll make yours funnier.
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 6

      Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Joey are reading Chandler's new vows.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Okay, what do you guys think?
    • ross
    • Ross
      (quietly) Dude!
    • joey
    • Joey
      (starting to cry) I have never known love like this.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      You really like it?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Dude! How-how did you write this?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I stole Monica's and changed the name.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You can't do that!
    • joey
    • Joey
      If he goes first he can!
    • END