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    • new scene
    • Scene 1

      Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters

    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey. Hold on a second. (shoots a goal) Huh?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Nice, nice. Hey I got somethin' for you. (hands Chandler an envelope)
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What's this?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey, this is a little extra somethin' for uh, ya know, always bein' there for me. [hands Chandler a jewelry box]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Wow, I don't know what to say. [opens the box and pulls out an incredibly gaudy gold bracelet] Wow, I, I don't know what to say.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Heh, what d'ya say?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I don't know. It's a bracelet.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Isn't it? And it's engraved too, check it out.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Put it on.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, now? [puts it in his desk drawer] No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. [sets a chair in front of the drawer]
    • joey
    • Joey
      Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I so am.
    • joey
    • Joey
      You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
    • OPENING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 2

      A kitchen somewhere. Monica is interviewing for a job

    • Interviewer
      Well, this all looks good.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Great.
    • Interviewer
      And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
    • Interviewer
      Alright, lets see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.
    • monica
    • Monica
      A salad? Really I, I could do something a little more complicated if you like.
    • Interviewer
      No, just a salad will be fine.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You got it.
    • Interviewer
      Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.
    • Interviewer
      Uh-huh. Is it dirty?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
    • Interviewer
      Don't, I like it dirty.
    • monica
    • Monica
      That's your call.
    • Interviewer
      So, uh, what are you going to do next?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
    • Interviewer
      Are they, uh, firm?
    • monica
    • Monica
      They'r alright.
    • Interviewer
      You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
    • monica
    • Monica
      No really, they're OK.
    • Interviewer
      You gonna slice them up real nice?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
    • Interviewer
      Aaaahhhhhhh.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
    • new scene
    • Scene 3

      Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
    • ross
    • Ross
      [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hang in there, it's gonna happen.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Because she's your lobster.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, she's goin' somewhere.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like. . .
    • [Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey, you feelin' better?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      So, do you have any other possibilities?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.
    • monica
    • Monica
      No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ya know, the man's got a point. [gestures with his arm and the bracelet falls off]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      What is that sparkly thing?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      That thing, it's a uhh. . . yeah it's, it's a little flashy.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No no, no no, it's not flashy, not for a Goodfella.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Man, man that is sharp. It must have cost you quite a few debloons.
    • new scene
    • Scene 4

      Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica answers the door and lets her parents in. They are carrying boxes.

    • monica
    • Monica
      Hi.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Hi.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Hi darling.
    • monica
    • Monica
      So, what's this.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Some of your old stuff.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Gosh, we talked about that but your brother has so many science trophies and plaques and merit badges, well we didn't want to disturb them.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, God forbid.
    • [Rachel enters with a laundry basket]
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Oh, hi Rachel.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Oh, we were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up, dear.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, well, you know, they're just separated so, you know, never know, we'll see.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What, what incident?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold. [shuffles her into her room]
    • new scene
    • Scene 5

      Central Perk. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting on couches. A beautiful woman is looking at Chandler.

    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Do you want a refill?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, I'm alright, thanks.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      [walks over to the woman] I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
    • Gail
      I'm Gail.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Chandler. [waves his arm around, exposing the bracelet]
    • Gail
      I, I really have to be somewhere but it was nice meeting you.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What? [realizes it was the bracelet] Oh this is excellent. You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      It's not that bad.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Chandler, Chandler.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
    • new scene
    • Scene 6

      Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.

    • ross
    • Ross
      Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      I think she's OK.
    • ross
    • Ross
      [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What are you, what are you doin'?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, oh my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids.
    • Man
      Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
    • ross
    • Ross
      OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      I was saving you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh. . .
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      OK, Ross, listen to me, I am not yours to save.
    • ross
    • Ross
      But, you are.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh, uh, well you're, umm, you're my lobster.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Do the claws again.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Rach. OK, forget, forget the lobsters OK. We're, let's talk, what about us?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ross, there is no us, OK.
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, but. . .
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No, listen to me. I fell for you and I get clobbered. You then fall for me and I again, somehow, get clobbered. I'm tired of being clobbered, ya know, it's, it's just not worth it.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Well, but, but. . .
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      NO but Ross. We are never gonna happen, OK. Accept that.
    • ross
    • Ross
      E-except, except that what?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      No, no, ACC-cept that.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh.
    • new scene
    • Scene 7

      Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
    • joey
    • Joey
      If you hated the bracelet so much, Chandler, you should have just said so.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?
    • joey
    • Joey
      Well, what about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
    • joey
    • Joey
      You know what the. . . [sees Chandler on his knees, holding the couch cushions]
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]
    • new scene
    • Scene 8

      Monica and Rachel's apartment. Mr. and Mrs. Geller are watching tennis on TV, Monica is sitting at the table

    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying, it's right there.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hey guys.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
    • ross
    • Ross
      No, he's at uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Oh, Jack look, there's that house paint commercial that cracks you up. [the Gellers return to watching TV and Ross goes over to Monica]
    • monica
    • Monica
      Where have you been?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Emotional hell. So, did they lend you the money yet?
    • monica
    • Monica
      No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
    • ross
    • Ross
      C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Why?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Because they made me.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      You were fired? What're you gonna do?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
    • ross
    • Ross
      In the bank.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
    • monica
    • Monica
      Anything larger back there?
    • new scene
    • Scene 9

      Central Perk. Chandler and Phoebe enter.

    • chandler
    • Chandler
      I can't believe it.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, you're right I, I should play in the hay. Forget about the fact that I just dropped 400 dollars to replace a bracelet that I hated to begin with. Bring on the hay. [sits down at the bar]
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      [comes up from behind the bar and startles Chandler] Hey. I've got something that's gonna make you happy. Guess what Gunther found? [holds up Chandler's bracelet]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      Hey now you have two. [Chandler looks annoyed] Oh, now you have two.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      What am I gonna do, huh? [Joey walks in behind him]
    • joey
    • Joey
      Hey.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Hey.
    • joey
    • Joey
      How come you have two?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Well this one's for you.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Get out.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      That's what they'll call us.
    • new scene
    • Scene 10

      Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Ross are standing in the kitchen. Ross is filling out a check

    • ross
    • Ross
      Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You have dinosaur checks?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      [Standing in living room with Chandler and Joey. She pulls a huge bathing suit out of a box] Hey, Mon, what is this?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
    • joey
    • Joey
      [pulls out a VCR tape] Hey Monica, what's on this video tape?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Hey, you got me, put it in.
    • ross
    • Ross
      [Rachel enters] Oh.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Hi.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Hi.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God.
    • joey
    • Joey
      What is with your nose?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      They had to reduce it because of, of my deviated septum.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.
    • monica
    • Monica
      You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
    • Everyone
      Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Over here dad. [he pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen]
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
    • joey
    • Joey
      Some girl ate Monica.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, you look so great.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Ahh, so do you, beautiful. [they hug]
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oops.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      What?
    • monica
    • Monica
      Shoot, I think I got mayonaise on you.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Everybody smile.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Oh, dad, turn it off.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      It is off.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Dad, it is not. What's with the red light?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      It's the off light. Right Ross? [pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache]
    • joey
    • Joey
      Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.
    • ross
    • Ross
      You look pretty tonight.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
    • ross
    • Ross
      Oh, you know, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna hang out, work on my music.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      [the shoulders of her dress keep falling off her shoulders] Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down, I can't. . .
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh, the guys are here.
    • ross
    • Ross
      this summer?
    • chandler
    • Chandler
      Work on your music?
    • [Ross is sitting on the stairs with a laptop keyboard playing 'Axel-F']
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Oh my God, look there's Roy Gublik.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      Where's Chip, why isn't he here yet?
    • Roy
      He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]
    • monica
    • Monica
      I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
    • monica
    • Monica
      If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
    • Roy
      Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Doubtful.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Dad, she won't want to go with me.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Of course she would, you're a college man.
    • ross
    • Ross
      I don't know.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Well, c'mon. Don't ya want to find out?
    • rachel
    • Rachel
      I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
    • ross
    • Ross
      OK. Hold my board.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Atta boy. [Ross scrambles upstairs to change]
    • ross
    • Ross
      OK, you guys, ya know, I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
    • Everyone
      No, no, no.
    • ross
    • Ross
      OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      C'mon kid, let's go.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Ahh, are you hadsome.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Let's show 'em.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Uh, just a sec dad. [to himself] OK, be cool, just be cool. [walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable] OK dad.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      [going downstairs] Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no. [Chip has shown up and the four are leaving]
    • Rachel, Monica, Roy, and Chip
      Bye.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Press the button.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Which one? Which button, Jack.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      The button, the button.
    • monica
    • Monica
      I can't believe you did that.
    • ross
    • Ross
      Yeah, well.
    • [Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
    • phoebe
    • Phoebe
      See, he's her lobster.
    • CLOSING CREDITS
    • new scene
    • Scene 11

      Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is watching the rest of the tape

    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Dance with him.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Mom, I'm hungry.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Dance with your father.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
    • monica
    • Monica
      Alright.
    • [the tape cuts to Monica's parents under the covers]
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mrs. Geller
      Oh, Jack.
    • Mr. Geller
    • Mr. Geller
      Oh, Judy. Oh, Judy.
    • Both
      Oh, ohhhhh.
    • [Monica is visibly upset]
    • END