The Label Maker

Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify. Because the players are always changing, the team can move to another city, you're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it. You know what I mean, you are standing and cheering and yelling for your clothes to beat the clothes from another city. Fans will be so in love with a player but if he goes to another team, they boo him. This is the same human being in a different shirt, they *hate* him now. Boo! different shirt!! Boo.

(Jerry hangs up, there's a pounding on the door.)

(More pounding. Jerry opens the door and Kramer backs in carrying a board game.)

(Newman walks in.)

(Kramer leaves, Elaine enters.)

GEORGE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND, BONNIE, ARE ENTERING HER APARTMENT.

(Scott walks into the kitchen.)

(Scott returns from the kitchen eating an apple, and heads back to the bedroom.)

(George leaves, Newman enters, or would except Jerry tries slamming the door on him.)

(Scott enters.)

(Elaine enters.)

JERRY IS IN THE HALLWAY APPROACHING HIS APARTMENT DOOR. KRAMER WALKS OUT OF HIS APARTMENT.

(Cut to the interior of Jerry's apartment. Newman sneaks out from the bedroom towards the table where the Risk board is sitting. He accidentally knocks some CDs off the shelving unit, making a lot of noise.)

(Jerry begins opening the door, Newman does not have enough time to change the board pieces.)

(Jerry runs to the bedroom, catching a glimpse of Newman climbing out the open window and up the fire escape. Jerry and Kramer rush to the window.)

(Tim's grin disappears.)

(They share a laugh. Scott enters from the back holding a cardboard box. He places it on a stack of similar boxes.)

(Kramer and Newman are seated at the Risk board on the living room table.)

JERRY AND GEORGE ARE OUT ON THE STREET, TIM WHATLEY COMES RUNNING UP.

(Kramer runs out the door, leaving Newman alone with the Risk board, but only for a moment. He runs back in and grabs the board.)

(Kramer runs out carrying the board, Newman follows a moment later.)

(Back on the street, Kramer's car is jacked up and the driver is just taking off. Kramer comes running after it, yelling at the driver and balancing the game board with Newman at his heels.)

GEORGE WALKS INTO BONNIE'S APARTMENT, *EVERYTHING* IS BOXED UP AND BONNIE IS TAPING UP THE LAST OF THE BOXES. HE KNOCKS TO GET HER ATTENTION.

KRAMER AND NEWMAN ARE ON A SUBWAY CAR, THE RISK BOARD SITS ON THEIR LAPS.

(This comment perks up the ears of what appears to be a Russian immigrant.)

(The Ukrainian pounds the game board, destroying it and sending army pieces flying.)

TIM WHATLEY APPROACHES HIS BUILDING, ELAINE IS WAITING AT THE DOOR.

(They embrace passionately.)

FIRST THE EXTERIOR, THEN THE INTERIOR OF A MAIL TRUCK. BOXES ARE BEING JOSTLED. A CLOSE-UP OF A BOX LABELED WITH "SCOTT THOMAS" AND A STREET ADDRESS IS SHOWN. THE LABELS FALL OFF THE BOX, ONE BY ONE.

GEORGE IS BRINGING A PORTABLE TV TO BONNIE'S SO THEY CAN WATCH THE GAME.

(Just then, Scott enters.)

(Scott walks towards George, the camera moves in on a close-up of an increasingly horrified George, and freezes.)