1 ContributorThe Cadillac (Part 1) Script LyricsEpisode 124 – The Cadillac (1)… Read More JERRY'S APARTMENT
Jerry enters, carrying a couple of bags and his mail. No sooner has he put his bags down than Kramer enters.
Jerry gets out his wallet, extracts a cheque from within it and hands it to Kramer.
Kramer reads the cheque, and a look of astonishment comes to his face.
Kramer has to sit on the couch, he's so shocked.
Kramer and Jerry smile in agreement.
Jerry is talking on the phone as George enters and hangs up his coat.
Jerry hangs up and turns to George.
Jerry walks to the kitchen.
Jerry opens the fridge door and gets out a piece of pie on a plate.
Jerry opens the freezer compartment and gets out a tub of ice cream.
Jerry puts a scoop of ice cream on the pie.
George wanders to the couch, Jerry following with his plate of pie and ice cream.
The two sit on the couch.
Jerry takes a mouthful of pie.
There is a knock at the door.
Jerry puts down the plate, gets up and opens the door, to reveal a guy in a Plaza Cable cap.
The guy leaves. Jerry closes the door and returns to the couch.
Jerry sits beside George again.
Jerry heads for the fridge, just as Kramer enters.
George sits on his couch, watching My Cousin Vinnie on video. Onscreen, Marisa Tomei, is in court, explaining transmission systems.
Susan enters
Susan stands behind George as she speaks.
George daren't say anything, but from his expression it's clear he wishes Susan looked like that.
Susan leaves to the bedroom.
When Susan has gone, George picks up the phone and dials, keeping an eye open in case Susan returns.
Elaine is sitting up in bed, reading a newspaper as she speaks to George.
Susan hears from the bedroom.
Elaine hangs up her phone in disgust.
Susan walks back in on George at this point. George quickly slips the phone under a cushion to conceal it, and goes back to watching My Cousin Vinnie, to provide an excuse for his raised voice.
Susan looks at him oddly.
Jerry is packing some gear into a bag, while Elaine watches and Kramer peers out into the hall through Jerry's peephole.
Elaine seems to become a lot more interested in Jerry. She moves over to the table where Jerry's packing, and turns the 'flirt' knob to the 'on' position.
Kramer sees something through the peephole. He motions Jerry and Elaine to quieten down.
Nick, the cable guy is standing by Kramer's door. George wanders up to Jerry's door and, as he gets there, is addressed.
George moves to open Jerry's door, but the cable guy is still talking.
Peering through the peephole, Kramer makes a noise of excited satisfaction.
The cable guy stalks away. Inside Jerry's, Kramer turns to speak to Jerry and Elaine.
Kramer lowers his eye to the peephole again, just as George opens the door. The door cracks Kramer on the forehead with a thump. George enters. Kramer peers round George to check the cable guy's gone.
Kramer exits and crosses the hall to his apartment. George closes the door behind himself, and takes off his coat. He notices Elaine.
Jerry is standing by the kitchen counter. He has a stack of bank notes and is counting them. Elaine is mesmerised by the sight of all that currency. She stands by the counter, her eyes locked onto the money.
Elaine looks almost dizzy at the prospect of all that cash.
Elaine picks up the phone and dials a number.
Jerry resumes his counting, but has lost track of where he was up to. He stands, holding one bill, trying to recall. Elaine has obviously been paying more attention, even as she dialled the phone.
Elaine waits for the phone to be picked up.
As Jerry goes to leave the kitchen, Elaine is sure to keep in his path, smiling flirtatiously.
Jerry is finally allowed out of the kitchen by Elaine, and heads for the bedroom. The phone is picked up at the other end of Elaine's line. As Elaine speaks, George stands beside her, doing a little selection of dances.
(Something about the tone of her voice causes George to cease dancing.
Elaine turns to an expectant George.
Morty is eating a cookie at the kitchen table. Helen comes over and grabs the box he's eating from.
Helen puts both boxes of cookies away in a cupboard.
The door opens and Jerry enters, carrying his bags.
Helen darts out of the door eagerly.
Morty follows Helen outside.
Standing at the kerb is a brand new, silver, Cadillac, gleaming in the Floridian sunshine. Jerry leads Morty and Helen over to it.
Morty and Helen both look astonished.
Helen wrests the keys from Morty's grasp and hands them back to Jerry.
Morty grabs the keys back from Jerry.
Helen makes another grab for the keys, and she and Morty struggle for possession, watched by Jerry.
Kramer sits on his couch reading a newspaper. Beside him, on a table, are his phone and an answering machine. The phone rings, but Kramer doesn't answer, instead allowing the machine to pick up.
Kramer smiles on hearing the voice.
Kramer puts down his paper and stretches out on the couch to listen.
Kramer waves his fist, mocking the cable guy's anger. He laughs to himself.
Morty is sitting in the Cadillac, with Jerry leaning on the door. They're going through the features of the car.
Jack Klompus approaches the car.
Morty gets out of the car, shuts the door and leans against it.
Jack angrily stalks away.
George sits, talking enthusiastically to someone.
The person he's talking to is Katy, who's unconscious, wearing an oxygen mask and has an intravenous drip in her.
Katy is still unconscious.
Kramer is reading a magazine on the couch. The phone rings and he answers it.
Kramer smiles, as he recognises the voice.
Kramer walks over to his window, and uses his fingers to open a couple of blades on his blinds. Peering through, he can see a public phone box across the street. Parked beside the box is a truck emblazoned with the Plaza Cable insignia, and in the box is the familiar figure of Nick, the cable guy.
Kramer puts the phone down beside a radio and switches it on. It plays cheesy music into the phone. Kramer gets up and heads out the door.
Nick, the cable guy, stands in the phone box. He's listening to the cheesy music on the phone, and getting impatient. He glances at his watch. Suddenly, a car horn blares and a shout is heard.
The cable guy turns, to see Kramer leaning out of the window of a cab as it passes.
Kramer waves and smiles happily at the dumbstruck cable guy, as the cab accelerates away.
George sits on the couch, watching Only You on the video. Onscreen, the ever-lovely Marisa is delivering her lines.
Susan enters, with a bag of groceries.
Susan wanders away into the kitchen with the groceries, looking bemused by George. George watches her go, staring at the kitchen door as he slips off into a daydream.
George stares at the kitchen door, which glows with golden light. Then Marisa Tomei slinks out of the kitchen in a long black dress, and her hair up. She comes and sits beside George on the couch, looking at him lovingly.
George leans across and takes Marisa in his arms. They kiss and slowly recline onto the couch.
Susan returns from the kitchen, to find George kissing, and slowly reclining onto the couch with, a cushion. George runs a hand across his head, in the fashion of a loving Marisa's caress. Then he raises his head from the cushion to see Susan observing him. She turns and goes back into the kitchen, wordlessly. George puts the cushion on the arm of the couch and lies down.
Jerry sits on the couch and Helen is in the kitchen, as an anxious Morty delivers his news.
There's a knock at the door, and then it is opened and Evelyn walks in.
Morty sits by the table.
Morty thumps the table with his fist.
Jerry puts his face in his hands.
