The Chicken Roaster

George asks the store worker a question

KRAMER AND JERRY AND ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET TALKING ABOUT THE NEW CHICKEN SHACK.

Kramer exits

Jerry and Seth walk off down the sidewalk

George puts on a giant Russian hat

Elaine laughs

George takes off the hat.

Jerry thinks for a minute

Seth laughs

Seth pauses to think, and then gets worried.

Elaine clicks over to the call waiting, putting Jerry on hold in the process. The screen is a 3 panel shot -- Ipswitch, Elaine, Jerry

Jerry looks at his shirt

screen still has 3 panels, but Ipswitch's panel is now black, leaving Elaine and Jerry in their own panels

Elaine hangs up - her panel goes black, leaving Jerry still on hold

George takes off hat and sits in booth

Jerry notices a red dot on his door, Using his hand, he traces the red light coming from Kramer's peep hole. Jerry knocks on Kramer's door. Kramer opens the door -- a huge red light is flooding the apartment as well as a pronounced buzzing sound. Kramer is smoking away on a cigar. Jerry is taken-a-back by the bright red light.

ELAINE'S OFFICE, ELAINE IS TRYING TO CONVINCE THE ACCOUNTING GUY THAT ALL OF HER EXPENSES ARE BUSINESS RELATED

Elaine turns on Waterpik to water the plants.

Elaine, surprised at the cost of the hat, turns and accidentally hits Roger with water from Waterpik -- he tries to block the water stream from hitting him.

Exit Seth. Kramer comes over, walks into the doorjam. Red light still blaring

Kramer takes a pitcher of red liquid from the fridge and pours it on his cereal.

Kramer takes a big spoonful of cereal with tomato juice!

Spits out cereal

Kramer takes the bowl to the trash can and proceeds to spill the cereal and tomato juice all over Jerry's wall in the area around the trash can

Kramer attempts to cleans the mess with a dish rag....

Squeezes juice from rag into pitcher and puts it back in the fridge

Kramer makes a peace sign and a pop noise.

Kramer opens door and leans way back from the overwhelming red neon light

GEORGE IS DROPPING OFF THE SALES WOMAN THAT SOLD HIM THE HAT.

George puts down the bags he came in with

Phone rings

George places his hat on her chair, behind a pillow.

Heather turns and looks as the door shuts

GEORGE AND ELAINE ARE IN ELAINE'S OFFICE. GEORGE IS LOOKING AT A BUNCH OF FAKE BUTTERFLIES ON THE WALL

George tries to dial but gets a busy tone

George dials again on speaker phone and Heather answers

Heather hangs up

JERRY IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SEES SETH EMPTYING A GARBAGE FOR KENNY ROGERS ROASTERS

Kramer opens his window revealing a banner saying "BAD CHICKEN"

Jerry is interrupted by the sound of a toilet flush, out comes Newman from the bathroom who then tosses a newspaper on the table

Jerry puts on giant sunglasses and goes to Kramer's apartment. Newman starts eating chicken

Kramer looks at the chicken.

Kramer reaches for some and Newman growls,

Kramer takes a piece of chicken and looks like he loves it

Elaine stands in the doorway, off to the side

George starts to leave, so Elaine grabs him by the ear and pulls him back in

Elaine drags George in by his ear

George and Elaine exit the apartment looking tired. The door shuts hard.

George holds up a golden clock he had hidden in his jacket.

George smiles

CUT TO JERRY'S APARTMENT, KRAMER IS IN JERRY'S BED EATING KENNY ROGERS CHICKEN. KRAMER WIPES HIS FACE ON JERRY'S SHEETS, AND DOING SO FOUND ANOTHER PIECE OF CHICKEN. KRAMER THROWS IT ON THE FLOOR.

CUT TO KRAMER'S APARTMENT, JERRY IS WIDE AWAKE IN THE DARK (RED).

Creaking sound, then the sound of a door opening

Enter Jerry, his hair is like Kramer's. Jerry enters doing Kramer's slide. The red light floods the hallway from Kramer's apartment

rubs his eyes with the palms of his hands - fingers outstretched

Exit Elaine and Jerry. Newman reveals himself, he was hiding in the bathroom.

Newman and Kramer start open the grocery bag.

Jerry opens container. Newman takes a piece

Newman drinks mustard like a shot of Henningin's whiskey. He slaps his hand on the counter 7 times, adjusts his coat, coughs and exits

JERRY'S APARTMENT, KRAMER, TAPPING HIS FORK ON THE TABLE WITH AN EMPTY PLATE IN FRONT OF HIM. HE IS WAITING FOR NEWMAN. JERRY COMES IN. RED LIGHT FLOODS THE HALLWAY

surprised to see Jerry, Kramer removes the napkin from his shirt front and wipes his mouth like he just finished a meal.

SHOT OF A MAP - MYANMAR, BURMA. ELAINE IS VISITING PETERMAN IN THE BURMESE JUNGLE. SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS. ELAINE IS LEAD BY A BOY AND TOLD TO SIT. THEY ARE IN SILHOUETTE. THIS SCENE IS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE MOVIE APOCALYPSE NOW

The sound of water dripping, as Peterman squeezes a cloth onto the back of his neck, ala Colonel Kurtz in the movie Apocalypse Now

A boy cuts a pineapple with a large knife in the background. Elaine is startled and turns to look at him. Peterman scolds him in another language

GEORGE AND HEATHER ARE AT A BENCH IN THE PARK. GEORGE IS HOLDING A WHITE PAPER BAG. HE SITS AT THE OPPOSITE END OF THE BENCH AND SETS THE BAG DOWN NEXT TO HIM

George moves his bag

Clock starts ringing

Heather walks off leaving George on the bench. It starts raining

JERRY ENTERS THE CHICKEN STAND WEARING THE NUTRIA RAT HAT. THE RAIN HAS MADE THE HAT WET

As Jerry talks he tries to wave his rat hat dry, because of the wetness, the hat falls apart, fur flying into everyone's plate

KRAMER IN BED EATING CHICKEN WHEN ... THE KENNY ROGERS RED CHICKEN LIGHT GOES OUT

Kramer at his window with a sign saying "KENNY COME BACK"

Creek!

the sound of scampered feet, and a shadow of the ventriloquist dummy runs across the back room wall