The Sniffing Accountant

To me government is basically parents or adults especially the IRS, the IRS is like Ward and June Cleaver, and we're all Wally and the Beaver and your accountant is Eddy Hascal showing you all these neat tricks to get away with stuff. Which is fine unless you get audited then you don't want some wise guy in a suit just standing there going 'You have a very lovely office here sir.' Because jail is the government's way of sending you to your room and when you meet Whitey and Lumpy in the joint, there's really gonna be something wrong with the Beaver.

Jerry, George and Elaine at he booth behind the cash register

Elaine feels George's material

Elaine looks out the window

Barry comes in

Jerry and Barry shake hands

Barry goes to bathroom

COSTANZA'S. GEORGE, ESTELLE AND FRANK ARE EATING DINNER. GEORGE IS POUNDING A KETCHUP BOTTLE.

Estelle leaves

George takes his plate and the ketchup and leaves.

Jake feels Elaine's coat material.

Elaine laughs as Jake leaves

Kramer enters

Newman enters

Jerry, Kramer and Newman begin thinking

Jerry, Kramer and Newman

Kramer leaves

Barry is drinking by the counter. Kramer enters

Kramer puts the cigarette back in his mouth the wrong way

Newman is now in the passenger seat

Newman takes a dental floss out of his mouth.

Newman puts dental floss on the dashboard. Jerry looks disgusted.

Kramer enters the bathroom, kicks the door open and takes a photograph

George leaves the office and goes to the elevator. A women there is waiting for the elevator. George feels her blouse material.

5A. JERRY, KRAMER, NEWMAN WRITING A LETTER. ELAINE READS ON THE COUCH.

Kramer puts the photograph in the envelope. Newman and Kramer laughs and Newman leaves.

Knock on the door. It's pizzaguy

Ralph sniffs and rubs his eyes.

Ralph leaves

Jerry leaves the door and comes back second later

Kramer looks very confused, and smiles at Jerry

NEWMAN IS TAKING THE LETTER TO THE MAILBOX. THERE'S A WOMAN AT SAME TIME AT THE LETTERBOX.

Newman feels the woman's coat material.

Newman rushes away dropping the letter on the ground. Johnny chases after him

Kramer and Elaine at the booth behind the cash register

Jerry enters and tosses a letter on the table

Newman enters and goes to the counter.

Jerry approaches Newman, but some women comes between and feels Jerry's shirt.

My accountant actually did take a big chunk of money from me and use it to buy drugs and the thing that was hardest for me to comprehend about this is the life choice of drug abuse and accounting. But actually it makes sense I mean why would an athlete or a musician take drugs? They have an interesting job but an accountant if ever a job required some hallucinogenic support this is the job. That should be the legal defense, you're in court "You're charged with possession of illegal narcotics" "But you're honor, I'm an accountant." "Bang, case closed. Bailiff give this man back his peyote buttons and tequila back for the drive home. Sorry to bother you sir, terribly sorry."