OPENING CREDITS

[Flashback, year 1987. Chandler enters the school's corridor. Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Both have a funny 80s hair and clothes.]

[We get back to the Class of '91 reunion, where Ross and Chandler are still looking at Missy.]

(the first word is cream)

(the second word is mayonnaise)

(The third word is ketchup)

(The fourth word is soda)

(someone knocks at the door)

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(he uses his remote to turn on the music, "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell, and starts dancing for Phoebe. He shakes his butt, moves his shoulders back, grabs his crotch and hops towards Phoebe. Phoebe is half horrified and half scared. He takes his hat off and throws it away, does some "Can Can" high kicks and swings his butt in front of Phoebe who looks at it in disgust. Then he tears open his shirt and shows her his chest and she flinches.)

(Camera goes to Joey. The clock is at 20 sec. The word "Legislature" appears. He looks at it blank faced and his eyes shift between Henrietta and his screen)

(Chandler looks at the other two guys, embarrassed)

(An 80's Rachel and fat Monica walk into the party room. Both with funny hair-do's and clothes)

(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross. He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)

(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)

(Roy then sits on Phoebe's lap, looking exhausted)

(the screen says "6 to win" and "types of trees")

(Joey hears the bell which means his answer is correct and is surprised. The screen now says "5 to win" and "Spanish words")

(There's the next bell, and the correct answer. The screen changes to "4 to win" and "things that burn". Gene now realizes that he got two correct answers and gets up in his seat.)

(and another bell for the correct answer. "3 to win" and "What a dog might say")

(the bell sounds again, "2 to win" and "pizza toppings")

(there's 10 seconds left, "1 to win" and "Supermodels")

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(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)

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