(Ross enters and his hair is a mess.)

(Joey starts giggling.)

(Joey busts out laughing.)

OPENING CREDITS

(Phoebe laughs.)

(He goes into the kitchen.)

(She heads for the kitchen door and just after she goes through the door...)

(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)

(Danny enters.)

(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)

(He looks around and flashes her his badge and she laughs.)

(He goes to the bathroom and Phoebe puts some pepper and salt on her food. With the salt she takes a bit and throws it over her left shoulder as she faces us.)

(Joey starts playing with a toy alligator and has it attack him.)

(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)

(They go into his bedroom.)

(They start playing.)

COMMERCIAL BREAK

(There's a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)

(She opens the door and Rachel hides behind it.)

(He leaves and she closes the door.)

(They don't move, just look all around them.)

(He looks at them.)

(He exits.)

(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)

(Pause.)

(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)

(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)

(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")

(Monica obeys.)

(Rachel returns.)

(He walks off.)

(They go get a drink.)

(He tries to get up again and starts falling backwards and Chandler catches him.)

(Ross enters.)

(Chandler and Joey smile, but when Ross turns away look at each other with looks of horror.)

CLOSING CREDITS

(Chandler does so.)

END