OPENING CREDITS

(Monica leaves)

(Ross and Joey enter)

(there's a lot of shouting and yelling)

(Rachel, Phoebe and Emma arrive)

[Cut to the hall]

(Rachel comes out of her apartment)

[time lapse - they are still in the hall]

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

[cut to the hall]

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

[cut to the hall]

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

[cut to the hall]

(Rachel comes out of the apartment holding a pot. Joey holds in anticipation and Rachel opens it)

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

(Monica looks insulted)

[cut to hall]

(Rachel finally manages to open the door, but the door chain is on.)

(Joey sticks his head through the gap. Monica and Chandler are now sitting at the dinner table. There is another smaller table full of food standing in front of the front door)

(Monica and Chandler do not look amused by Joeys head in the door)

(Monica is now smiling)

(Ross head appears above Joey's, Rachel's below Joey's and Phoebe's at the bottom)

(Monica takes it and reads the label)

(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)

(When Joey tries to pull back his head, he notices he is stuck)

(Chandler gives Monica a footlong "eye dropper" with the turkey grease in it)

(She squirts some of the grease along Joey's face.)

(And he starts licking the grease which trickles down his face. Monica also squirts some on the other side of his face, and his tongue follows her movements.)

(Joey tries to pull back at all his might.)

(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)

(Rachel, Ross and Phoebe have their hands full and are stuffing all kinds of things down Joeys pants.)

(The chain breaks loose from the wall, and because Joey was pushing with all his might, he propells into the kitchen, towards the table with all the food. This table has wheels underneath it, and when Joey falls on this table, he rides into the living room, with all the food falling off, until finally Joey also falls off... Joey gets up quickly, a bit agitated, and acting as nothing happened. He is covered in food stains.)

(He licks his fingers, liking it. He offers Chandler a taste.)

(Monica enters from the spare bedroom.)

(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)

(They all cheer and Rachel, Ross and Phoebe join in for a group hug. Joey also joins, but he stands back a bit, because he is all sticky of the food on him)

(They all cheer and hug again, but Joey's eating the food off his shirt)

COMMERCIAL BREAK

(Monica and Chandler are looking curiously at Joey.)

END