(Rachel sticks a marshmellow into Monica's nose. Monica takes it out of her nose by closing one nostril, and blowing.)

OPENING CREDITS

(they walk over to the sink and discuss it for a moment)

(Phoebe kisses Rachel on the cheek, then joins her team.)

(Chandler is getting ready to kick off, Ross is holding the ball between his foot and finger.)

(Chandler throws the ball to kick-off.)

(Joey runs up field and fakes out Ross and scores a touchdown. His team all celebrates the touchdown.)

[cut to later, Ross's team has the ball.]

(Rachel runs a quick slant.)

(Chandler throws her the ball, which she drops.)

[cut to later, Monica's team has the ball.]

(Monica throws the ball over Joey's head, it's stopped from rolling away by a very beautiful woman.)

[cut to Ross and Monica.]

[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]

(she goes and sits down)

[cut to later, in Ross's huddle.]

(Rachel takes the ball from his hands and bounces it off of Ross's forehead and Chandler catches the rebound.)

(Chandler runs around behind Ross, who pitches him the ball. Chandler runs upfield, and Joey knocks the ball out of his hands.)

(Joey starts to return the fumble and Chandler grabs Joey's shirt and rips it off of his back.)

(Phoebe runs and scores a touchdown.)

[cut to Monica and Rachel's.]

COMMERCIAL BREAK

(Joey throws the ball to Chandler)

(Chandler catches the ball and starts to run upfield.)

(just as he gets in front of Margha, Monica comes up and tackles him)

(They both stare each other down as we hear 'Let's get ready to r-r-r-rum-ble!!!')

(A long football sequence follows.)

[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]

(Ross makes a 'Yeah. Right.' sound.)

[cut to the guys' team.]

[cut to the girls huddle.]

(Another football sequence follows)

[cut to the girls huddle]

(Phoebe snaps the ball to Monica, who pitches back to Rachel.)

(They all rush toward Rachel, who panics and runs away. She runs out of the park and up along the fence, she then comes back into the park and runs past Monica, as she gets to Monica, she throws the ball at Monica, and it hits her in the eye.)

(In slow motion, Phoebe snaps the ball, Rachel goes long. Joey and Chandler and all over Phoebe, leaving Rachel wide open. Ross starts to rush Monica, who sees Phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to Rachel. We see flying through the air, and then Rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then Rachel again, then the ball, then Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey staring at it in shock. Then with the grace of Jerry Rice (no offense to Jerry Rice), Rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. Both Phoebe and Monica erupt in celebration.)

(they all start to dive for the ball and Monica and Ross grab it at the same time.)

CLOSING CREDITS

(It starts snowing.)

(They both look up, and watch it start to snow. Then they both start fighting for the ball again.)

END