S02E07

Arrivederci

Full screenplay script transcript for The White Lotus S02E07: Arrivederci

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Hey, listen, you gotta get back

Guest

in bed now, okay?

Guest

It's the middle

of the night there.

Staff

Can you...

Guest

Where's Daddy?

Guest

Can you give the phone

Guest

to Grammy, please?

Staff

I want Daddy.

Guest

Ca... Cameron?

Staff

Hey, Cam?

Guest

Where's Daddy?

Staff

Cameron?

Guest

Daddy.

Guest

Cameron!

He wants to talk to you.

Yeah. Oh.

Guest

Hey, buddy. How are you?

Staff

Good!

Guest

We love you.

Guest

We'll see you tomorrow!

Music Playing

♪ I'm gonna help you.

I don't want you to go.

Maybe you can come to L.A.

Buongiorno.

Here she is.

The new diva of Palermo.

Staff

Do you want some coffee?

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Guest

I'd love some. Thanks.

Staff

Hugo.

Guest

Okay.

Guest

So, how was Niccolò?

Guest

I... I mean, the whole night

was like a dream.

Guest

We just wanted you

to have the perfect send-off.

Guest

Oh, send-off. What?

Guest

We have to leave Villa Pisano

and bring you back to Taormina.

Oh.

Guest

You know, I just wish

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I could grab you all

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and fold you up in my trunk

and take you with me.

Staff

Aww.

Guest

I do.

Well, we could probably all fit.

That's true.

Guest

It's a wonderful thing

to make a...

A new friend so late in life.

Guest

Late in life?

It's... it's a French saying.

Guest

"Tard dans la vie."

Staff

Oh.

Guest

Late. Yes, it's, a...

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Staff

Oh, okay.

Guest

French.

Staff

French saying.

Guest

So many French sayings.

Guest

Hey, has anyone seen Portia?

Staff

Is she here?

Guest

No.

Guest

Did anyone see her at the party?

Guest

She's probably traipsing

Guest

through the fields

with Jack somewhere.

Guest

This is my luck, you know?

My bad luck with assistants.

They become my boss.

Guest

I'm taking orders from them

and they're bossing me around.

Guest

And they, you know,

Guest

start stealing my medications

and... and then they disappear.

Guest

This is just how it goes

with me.

Guest

What are you doing?

I... I can't find my phone.

Guest

Where's my phone?

Guest

How should I know?

Guest

Well, I was charging it

all night.

It was right here.

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Staff

So I...

Guest

I'm sure you'll find it.

It's gotta be somewhere.

Just come back to bed.

I need my phone.

I need to call Tanya.

It's fine. I texted my uncle.

It's all good.

Come on.

It's all gonna be fine.

My phone, it's so weird.

Maybe you left it at the bar.

Guest

No, I definitely had it

Guest

last night

Guest

'cause I was trying to find you

Guest

on Instagram

and I couldn't find you.

I don't do that shit.

Guest

Not even Instagram?

Staff

Oh, Dio.

Guest

Buongiorno.

Valentina...

Guest

Apparently,

he just got super ragey at work.

Guest

Ragey? Adam?

Yeah. He just lost...

Guest

He threw a... a yogurt

at his assistant's face.

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He got fired

Guest

'cause he threw a yogurt?

Staff

Jesus.

Guest

Yes. You can't throw

a yogurt at someone's face.

It's his assistant.

Guest

Who cares?

I ran into his wife at the gym.

She's awful.

Oh, my God.

Two kids in private school.

Guest

I mean, his family can help them

a little bit, but...

Guest

Christ. When did the world

Guest

become run by nuns?

Guest

I mean, you're not even supposed

Guest

to succeed anymore, right?

Staff

Mm-hmm.

Guest

'Cause if you succeed,

Guest

oh, shit, you might make

someone else feel bad.

Guest

You might cause harm

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to all the sad losers

in the world.

You're an idiot.

Staff

Hey.

Guest

Hey.

Guest

How'd you sleep?

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Fine. Um, Dad?

Guest

Yeah?

I need 50,000 euros.

Guest

Fifty thousand euros?

Guest

What for?

Oh, no, not for that girl.

Well, forget it.

Guest

I have all the bank account

Guest

information,

Guest

so you can just

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call your accountant

and have him wire the money.

Guest

Yeah. Sure. I'll just call him

right now. Yeah.

Gimme the...

No.

Staff

What?

Guest

You can make someone's life.

Fifty thousand euros? And...

Guest

And you just met this girl,

Staff

like, what, three days ago?

Guest

So what?

Come on, Albie. Get real.

Guest

Lots of people need help

in the world.

I'm not an NGO.

You don't need it.

It's nothing to you.

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No, it's nothing to you

'cause you don't work for money.

It's pretty much nothing to you.

Guest

I mean, what? You're just gonna

Guest

go through life trying to rescue

Guest

every desperate girl

Guest

you come across?

Maybe. Yeah.

Well, good luck with that.

Don't expect me to subsidize.

Think of it as a karmic payment.

Staff

A karmic payment?

Guest

Yeah.

Staff

For what?

Guest

For all the shit you've done.

Ten thousand euros.

Staff

Are we negotiating?

Guest

No. I don't know. I mean...

Guest

What... She doesn't need

50,000 euros.

Staff

Yes, she does.

Guest

Why does she need it?

There's a dude stalking her.

You saw him.

And she's stuck and... Whatever.

I just... Fifty thousand dollars.

I can't. I could never...

Staff

Not in good conscience ever...

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Guest

Conscience?

Guest

Now you have a conscience?

Guest

Over this?

Just do it. Just give it.

Guest

And then what?

Guest

Are you gonna have

Guest

some kind of relationship

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with this girl?

Why not, you know? I like her.

Guest

We've been talking

about her coming to visit L.A.

Come on, man. Albie. I mean...

Guest

How are you gonna

Guest

make it in life

Staff

if you're this big a mark?

Guest

I'm not a mark.

I'll help you out with Mom.

Music Playing

♪ Give me 50...

and I'll help you with Mom.

Staff

How are you gonna help me?

Guest

I don't know.

Guest

I'll tell her how sorry you are

Guest

and how this whole trip,

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all you could think about

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was her,

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and how it seems like

you've really changed.

Yadda, yadda.

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You would do that?

Staff

Morning.

Guest

Morning.

Guest

What are we talking about?

Staff

Nothing.

Guest

Nothing.

Guest

I had a dream that we went

to visit our relatives.

Guest

They turned out to be

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a bunch of banshees

and chased us out of town.

Ah. Wow.

Okay.

Staff

Ciao.

Guest

Ciao.

Staff

Ah, no?

Guest

No.

Ah, okay.

Guest

Ah!

Staff

Sì.

Guest

Grazie, grazie.

Salvatore.

Salvatore. Salvato...

Salvatore.

Scusa, eh.

Grazie.

Guest

Hello? Hello?

Guest

What are you doing?

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Staff

Oh, hi.

Guest

Hi.

Guest

You know,

Guest

I came in here last night,

you know, and I saw this photo.

Guest

And I thought I dreamt it,

but here it is.

Guest

I mean, who is this?

Steve.

Oh.

Guest

He worked on a dude ranch

Guest

I stumbled on

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when I was bumming around

in my aspiring Kerouac days.

Guest

We used to go fly-fishing

and drop acid together.

Guest

What ever happened to him?

Guest

Do you know?

I don't really know.

Guest

Lost touch. Haven't spoken

to him in decades.

I mean, my God.

He looks just like Greg.

Staff

Greg?

Guest

My husband.

Only he has hair.

Guest

Well,

the resemblance is uncanny.

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Well, we're heading out.

Guest

We need to be at the dock

in half an hour.

Guest

Matteo is staying back,

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unfortunately,

but he wanted to say goodbye.

Staff

Arrivederci, Tanya.

Guest

Oh. My God, Matteo.

Buona fortuna.

Staff

Oh.

Guest

Buona fortuna.

Hey.

Staff

Shall we?

Guest

Oh. Yeah.

He's really crying.

Guest

Yes. Italians, they tend

to get a little overwrought.

Guest

What's wrong?

You fucked him.

Staff

What?

Guest

I know what you did.

Guest

You fucked him

Guest

to get back at me,

but I did nothing wrong.

Staff

Are you okay?

Guest

I know you did something.

I didn't.

You're lying.

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You're not a good liar.

Guest

Because I'm not lying

and I don't lie.

Guest

You just called him an idiot

at breakfast.

That was the tell.

Guest

You would not have done that

Guest

if something hadn't happened

between you.

Staff

That doesn't make any sense.

Guest

Stop fucking with me, Harper.

Guest

I can forgive you,

but just be honest with me.

Staff

I saw you at the fucking bar.

Guest

What bar?

You know the bar.

Guest

I was in the water

Guest

and you guys were doing shots

Guest

and flirting and whispering

to each other.

Guest

And then I come up here

Guest

and the fucking door is latched?

Staff

Why was the door latched?

Guest

I don't know.

Yeah, right.

I don't know.

Guest

You're reading into it, okay?

Guest

It... It's not like you found

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a condom on the couch.

Guest

The difference

Guest

is, I didn't do anything!

Guest

Did I?

Staff

How do I know?

Guest

Because I fucking told you.

You asked me so I told you.

I told you the whole truth.

Guest

Well, I'm telling you

Guest

I didn't do anything, okay?

Guest

Haven't I always been honest

Guest

with you?

Yeah. But you're lying now.

Staff

Ethan, fuck off.

Guest

Just be honest with me.

Just tell me what happened.

Guest

I can't move on from this

Guest

until you tell me

exactly the truth.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, we did shots at the bar.

Staff

Mm-hmm.

Guest

And...

Guest

And, yeah,

Guest

I was really mad at you

Guest

because of the hookers

Guest

and the condom

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Staff

and the whole situation.

Guest

And then?

And then...

Guest

And then he said,

Guest

"Let's go upstairs."

Guest

The night before at dinner,

under the table, he...

Guest

he kept touching my leg

or something. I don't know.

I was drunk, obviously.

S...

So we went upstairs.

I let him in the room.

He latched the door.

And then he kissed me.

Guest

But that was it, okay?

That was all.

You came up right away.

Guest

He went through

the connecting door.

Guest

And he kissed me

for like two seconds.

It was nothing. And I was drunk.

Guest

And I'm not even attracted

to him anyway.

Guest

He's disgusting, okay?

It was a drunk, stupid nothing.

Guest

I regretted it

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immediately, okay? That was it.

Guest

So it wasn't for the hat?

Guest

The hat?

Guest

You said you came up here

for a fucking hat.

It's not funny.

I know.

No, it wasn't for the hat.

Guest

But it was nothing, okay?

It was a drunk, dumb nothing.

It was less than nothing.

Guest

And the real issue is that

Guest

you're not attracted

to me anyway.

You don't want have sex with me.

You make up excuses.

You'd rather watch porn.

That is the problem.

Guest

Not Cameron kissing me

for two seconds.

You're still lying to me.

Staff

I'm not.

Guest

Yes, you are.

Guest

I came up, like,

Guest

ten minutes after you

Guest

and you're telling me

Guest

that all you did was kiss?

You're minimizing it.

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N... No.

We went up the wrong path.

Staff

We were drunk.

Guest

Bullshit. Fucking bullshit.

Staff

It's not bullshit.

Guest

Stop bullshitting me, please.

Ethan, I swear to God.

Guest

All right. You didn't fuck him,

Guest

but what happened?

Guest

Did you suck his dick?

Guest

Did you blow him?

Staff

No.

Guest

Did he get his dick out?

Guest

No. What?

You're lying to me.

Guest

I... I told you what happened,

so, I...

Guest

All right. I don't know

Guest

what the fuck happened,

Guest

but one thing that I do know

is he tried to fuck you.

Guest

Where are you going?

Guest

Coming!

Guest

Oh, hey, Ethan. What's going on?

Guest

Where the fuck is Cameron?

Guest

Um, he's at the beach,

taking a swim.

Guest

Is everything okay?

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Cameron!

Guest

Cameron!

Guest

Hey! Hey!

Guest

Hey, buddy, what's up?

Staff

Are you trying to fuck my wife?

Guest

What?

Guest

Are you trying

Guest

to fuck my wife, huh?

Staff

Are you?

Guest

I have no idea

Guest

what you're fucking

talking about, man.

Guest

Is that why you invited us

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out here

Guest

on this dumb fucking vacation?

Guest

Dude. Do you think

Guest

I invited you here

Staff

so I could fuck your wife?

Guest

Why do you do this, man?

Guest

'Cause I make more money

Guest

than you now?

Staff

Jesus Christ!

Guest

To make yourself feel better

Staff

about yourself, huh?

Guest

No. No, look.

Staff

We're friends, man.

Guest

Don't fucking touch me.

I'm happy for you, buddy.

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Staff

We're friends?

Guest

Yeah.

We are not friends.

Guest

This is not some girl

that I have a crush on.

It's my fucking wife.

Staff

Come on.

Guest

Friends don't try to fuck

Guest

each other's

Guest

fucking wives, asshole!

You're fucking crazy.

Fuck.

Guest

Hey, let him go! Let him go!

Guest

What the fuck?

Guest

Hey, hey, hey!

Guest

Get the fuck off me, man!

Get outta here, man.

Come on. Enough.

Guest

I'm still just confused about

Guest

where my phone went, you know?

'Cause like...

I got a feeling you'll find it.

Well, I kinda need it now.

Guest

I'm here for work,

Guest

and Tanya's my boss,

and I have to call her and...

Guest

Yeah, well,

Guest

she can't talk to you now anyway

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'cause she's on the boat.

Guest

She is?

Guest

They're heading back

to Taormina.

Guest

But what about me?

Guest

How am I supposed to get back?

Well, I'm driving ya.

Guest

I thought, you know,

you'd like that.

It's our last day together.

Guest

I wanna show you

around the island.

Guest

Want you to be satisfied,

Guest

don't I?

All right.

I'm gonna take a shit...

Guest

and then I'm gonna

Guest

get you a drink

'cause you need to tranquillo.

Guest

All right?

What a life you have.

I mean, this boat, your villa...

Guest

Oh, my God, everything you have

is a work of art.

Guest

So many incredible palazzi

Guest

in Sicily

are in a terrible state.

Guest

We spend half our lives

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raising money

Guest

to keep these historic estates

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from falling into ruin,

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don't we, Didier, darling?

Guest

I do the same in the south

of France, you know.

Staff

Noblesse oblige.

Guest

Yeah. And, you know,

Guest

there aren't

Guest

enough people out there

Guest

that are worried

about old buildings.

Guest

We're here on Earth

Guest

such a short time,

but our houses live on.

We must be good stewards.

So glad you agree.

Oh, jeez. Wait, hold on.

Guest

Don't normally get reception out

on the water.

Guest

Hello?

Portia? Portia... I can't hear...

Hold on a second. Hold on.

Excuse me.

Guest

And what number is this, anyway?

Uh, it's... it's Jack's.

Guest

I lost my phone

Guest

and I have this weird feeling

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that he...

That he took it or something.

Guest

Oh. Yeah, well,

I wouldn't be surprised.

Guest

Listen, Portia,

Guest

I know you really like him,

but...

Guest

The other night I was walking

around the villa and...

Well...

Guest

I saw Jack and his uncle

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and, you know,

Guest

they were, like... they were,

like, naked and stuff like that.

Guest

They w... They were naked?

Guest

Doing what?

Well...

He was kinda fucking his uncle.

Guest

What?

Guest

I didn't have the heart

to tell you before.

Staff

Portia? Portia?

Guest

Yeah.

Yeah. I... I f...

Guest

I feel like something bad

is happening.

Staff

What do you mean, "bad"?

Guest

I don't know.

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I just have this

Guest

really weird feeling

Guest

that something bad

is gonna happen.

Guest

To you or to me?

Guest

Jack got really drunk last night

Guest

and he was saying how like, um,

Guest

Quentin has no money,

Guest

and he almost lost his house,

Guest

and he's about to come

Guest

into this giant windfall

Guest

or something,

and Jack is helping him.

That doesn't make any sense.

Look, I...

I'm on his yacht right now.

Staff

He has money.

Guest

Yeah.

Guest

I just have this... this really

creepy feeling right now.

Wait a minute.

Guest

Wait a minute. Something weird

Guest

did happen last night!

Staff

What?

Guest

I was in Quentin's bedroom,

Guest

and there was this photo

of a guy on his desk.

And it looked just like Greg.

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Greg? There was

Guest

a picture of Greg?

Well, it couldn't be Greg.

Guest

I mean, he doesn't know

any gay guys in Sicily.

Guest

But then he did insist

that we come to Sicily.

The prenup. The prenup.

Guest

The prenup!

Guest

What... what about the prenup?

Guest

If we divorce,

he gets basically nothing.

But, if...

Staff

If what?

Guest

If I...

Staff

Die?

Guest

Oh.

Staff

Oh, my God.

Guest

Um, Tanya.

Staff

Oh, my God.

Guest

Uh...

Portia, meet me in Taormina.

Guest

We gotta get

the fuck outta here.

Yeah. Uh, okay. Uh...

You're gonna be...

Guest

You're gonna be fine though,

Guest

Tanya, okay?

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I... I really feel like

Guest

we're just over thinking

Staff

this whole thing. And...

Guest

Oi!

Sh...

Guest

Portia?

Um...

Guest

Was that an international call?

'Cause that...

That costs me money.

Guest

I need to get back to Taormina,

like... like right away.

Your flight's not till tomorrow.

It's our last day together.

But...

Staff

Yeah. Um...

Guest

Why are you acting funny?

Yeah.

I feel like I...

I need to get back now.

Staff

Yeah.

Guest

Yeah.

You'll get back.

There's no rush.

Come on.

I wanna show you Sicily.

Okay. Um...

Yeah.

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Hello.

Guest

How was Portia?

Guest

Has Hades carried her off

Guest

into the Underworld?

Guest

So, uh, how much longer

Guest

to Taormina?

Just a few hours.

Guest

Enjoy the Ionian Sea

while you still can.

Ethan.

Come here. Sit down.

Staff

Hey.

Guest

Hi.

Guest

You okay? You haven't really

Guest

seemed like yourself

the past couple of days.

Guest

Work stuff?

Guest

What is it?

Guest

You wanna know?

Yeah.

I think...

Guest

You think what?

Cameron and Harper.

Guest

Cameron and Harper, what?

Maybe something happened.

Guest

I don't think you have

anything to worry about.

Guest

I mean, we never really know

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what goes on in people's minds

Guest

or what they do, right?

Guest

You spend every second

Guest

with somebody

Guest

and there's still this part

that's a mystery.

Guest

You know?

Guest

You don't have

Guest

to know everything

to love someone.

Guest

A little mystery?

It's kinda sexy.

I'm a mystery to myself.

Guest

Honestly, I surprise myself

all the time.

I think you just... you just...

Guest

do whatever you have to do

Guest

not to feel like a victim

of life.

Guest

You know?

Just use your imagination.

Guest

Have you been over there yet,

Guest

to I so la Bella?

Guest

I really wanna go

before we leave.

It looks so pretty.

Come on. Walk with me.

Guest

Well, now that we're here,

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c... can we get off the boat?

Guest

Oh, well,

Guest

I thought we'd have

our last dinner on board.

Guest

No, I... I really just wanna

get back to my hotel.

Guest

Oh, no. Are you bored of us?

Staff

No. No, no, no. I...

Guest

The thing is

Guest

we're about as close

as we can get on a big boat.

Guest

The good news is that Niccolò,

Guest

your paramour,

Guest

is arriving this evening

Guest

on a little dinghy

Guest

and he's going to escort you

personally to the shore.

Guest

Just me and him?

Guest

One last rendezvous?

Guest

What's not fun about that?

Ah.

Hey.

Ciao.

Grazie.

Um...

Staff

Um...

Guest

Hmm.

Okay.

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Sì.

Ah.

Mm.

Ciao.

Rocco.

Grazie, Valentina.

Sì.

Hey.

Um...

Guest

Huh?

Hmm.

Um...

Eh.

Mm...

Guest

Hmm?

Staff

Huh?

Guest

Eh.

Guest

Huh?

Hey.

Ciao.

Guest

See? Told you

they wouldn't tow it.

Guest

Can you just cut the shit,

Guest

like, have I been kidnapped

Guest

or what's... what's going on?

Guest

What? What are you on about?

No.

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Like, I... I know you stole

my phone, so...

Guest

Are you mental?

Guest

Please, can you just

Guest

tell me the truth?

Guest

I know you've been lying to me

Guest

and I know

Quentin isn't your uncle.

Wh... Yes, he is.

Wh... I...

Guest

Yeah? So you fuck your uncle?

Wha... Fu...

Guest

Well, I was gonna show you

around the island, but...

I'm not really in the mood now.

Guess I'll just drive you back.

I can just...

I can just get a cab.

It takes a couple of hours.

You can't afford a cab.

Guest

Anyway, me uncle

made me promise to drive ya.

Guest

You don't want me to get

Guest

in trouble now, do ya?

Guest

Just let me do me job. Yeah?

Guest

How am I your job?

Guest

Like, you've just been,

like, assigned to me this...

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Staff

Oi!

Guest

Oh.

Just leave it alone.

Guest

Yeah?

Okay.

Guest

Oh. Shit!

This boat is huge.

Yes. Hey. Hi. Yeah.

Staff

Hi. Okay.

Guest

Buona sera, signora.

Hi. Hey.

Guest

Do you speak English?

Staff

No.

Guest

No inglese? Okay.

Guest

Hey. Do you know these gays?

Staff

Do you know these gays?

Guest

Gay?

Guest

I know it sounds crazy,

Guest

but my husband,

he knows Quentin.

Guest

See, he brought me to Sicily

Guest

and then he left,

so he could have an alibi.

Guest

And then these gays,

Guest

they take me off to Palermo

Guest

and then they set me up

Guest

with this guy who's in the mafia

Guest

and he's coming here I... I think

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to try to throw me off the boat.

Guest

They're going to do

Guest

Greg's dirty work for him

Guest

because he's gonna pay them

Guest

with my money

Guest

so they can decorate

their houses or some shit.

Guest

I may... may be paranoid,

Guest

but I need you to drive me

Guest

in the boat,

drive the boat to the shore.

Guest

Please?

Guest

These gays,

they're trying to murder me.

Can...

Staff

Mi capisci?

Guest

Sì.

Staff

Mi... Yeah?

Guest

Sì.

Guest

Oh. Yeah?

Uh...

Staff

Eh.

Guest

What?

Staff

You're gay?

Guest

Sì.

Tutti.

Oh, my God.

Guest

I actually had

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that thought, too.

Yeah.

He's got that red face thing.

Staff

It looks a little swollen.

Guest

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Hold on one second.

Staff

Hi.

Guest

Good evening. Welcome.

Guest

Um... Dinner for two,

Guest

I think. Right, two?

Yeah. I guess, yeah.

Guest

Mia, Mia!

Staff

Hey, can we sit here? Perfect.

Guest

Yes.

Staff

Yeah.

Guest

There you go.

Oh.

Staff

Guys.

Guest

Hey.

Staff

Sure.

Guest

You gotta be kidding me.

Staff

Hey.

Guest

There you are.

Guest

How are you?

Staff

Did you get my text?

Guest

No.

Oh, I just texted you.

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You guys gonna eat alone?

Staff

It's our last night. Come on.

Guest

Thanks. Yeah.

Guest

Hey, uh, can we get two more

Staff

place settings for here?

Guest

Thank you.

Staff

Certainly.

Guest

Thanks.

Guest

Oh, and a bottle

of your best champagne.

Staff

I'll go get that.

Guest

It's so nice out here.

Wow.

Okay.

Scusi. Scusi.

Staff

Mm-hmm?

Guest

I got the job. Singing here.

Staff

Oh, congratulations.

Guest

Grazie.

Guest

Grazie. Grazie Mille. Grazie!

Staff

Grazie. Grazie, grazie.

Guest

Prego.

I did it.

Guest

You did what?

My karmic payment.

Money's transferred.

It's all handled.

Guest

But let's not make it

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a big deal.

Guest

I'd like to pretend

Guest

it never happened, okay?

Guest

And although it's not

Guest

why I did it,

Guest

maybe at some point, you can

Guest

put in a word for me

with your mother.

I already did.

Guest

Yeah?

Sweet girl.

Guest

You know,

she could be my granddaughter.

Guest

But, uh, when she hugged me

Guest

just now,

I got a little aroused.

Staff

God.

Guest

No, no, it's a...

A natural reaction.

Guest

Our Achilles' heel

is an Achilles' cock.

It's like a... a Greek curse.

Guest

Um, I wanna... Can I pass

on dinner tonight? I'm gonna...

I love you. Thank you.

Love you.

Oh.

Guest

What was that all about?

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Guys, I just wanted to say,

this has been an amazing trip.

When some...

Guest

Flunky in the housing office

Guest

at Yale

Guest

decided to put me and E

Guest

in the same dorm room,

Guest

who would've known that

Guest

all these years later,

Guest

we'd still be

Guest

in each other's lives?

I think that's pretty cool, man.

Guest

And, Harper,

Guest

it has been fantastic

Guest

to finally get

to know you properly.

And, baby...

thanks for putting up with me.

Staff

I love you.

Guest

I love you.

Cheers, guys. To friendship.

To travel. To the good life.

Staff

Cheers.

Guest

Cheers.

Next year, the Maldives.

Hmm.

More scuba, less pasta.

I have some good news.

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What?

Check your bank account.

Brava.

Guest

Not a lasagne fan?

I'm distracted.

Guest

Well, Niccolò

is quite distracting.

You're a lucky woman.

We're all very jealous.

Very, very.

Guest

Well, thanks

for the introduction.

Guest

I wanted you to have

the most magical time in Sicily.

It was the least I could do.

Here he is.

Aw.

Guest

Well, whenever you're ready

Guest

Niccolò can take you

back to Taormina.

Do I... Wait...

Guest

But what about Didier

Guest

and wh... what's-his-face?

Guest

I mean, don't they have

Guest

to go back to the hotel, too?

Guest

No, Didier and Hugo

are sleeping on the boat.

Guest

So, it'll just be

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you and Niccolò.

Quite romantic in the moonlight.

Guest

Would you like to go?

No. No. No, no.

Guest

I would like

another glass of white wine.

Guest

We've got all the time

in the world.

Guest

Ethan?

Guest

What's gonna happen to us?

Thank you.

Hey.

Guest

You answered. How are you?

I miss you.

Guest

Listen, I can't talk

Guest

right now, okay?

Guest

But, um, I guess, just... call

me when you get back into town.

Yeah, yeah, I will, for sure.

Staff

Bye.

Guest

Okay. Bye.

Guest

Why did we stop?

Guest

Jack?

Guest

Jack?

Guest

Where are we?

Guest

I thought you said

Guest

you were gonna take me

back to Taormina.

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We're not going to Taormina.

Guest

Huh?

This is Catania.

The airport is just that way.

Guest

Do you want my advice?

Don't go to the hotel.

Don't wait around.

Guest

Just get on

Guest

your flight tomorrow,

get the fuck out of Sicily.

Guest

All right?

These people are powerful.

You don't wanna fuck with 'em.

Guest

Look, I know you're smart,

Guest

all right?

Smarter than me. So...

just don't be stupid.

Wait, wait, wait.

Well, it's about that time.

Guest

Wouldn't you say?

All right. I g...

I have to use the powder room.

Well, you know where it is.

Guest

Tanya?

Guest

Uh. Yeah?

Guest

Tanya?

Guest

Is everything all right?

Staff

Yeah.

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Guest

Tanya.

Staff

Tanya?

Guest

Yeah.

Staff

Tanya.

Guest

Yeah. In a minute.

Guest

Tanya, is everything all right?

Staff

Yeah.

Guest

Tanya?

In a minute.

Guest

You... This isn't

Guest

a bathroom, is it?

It's a bedroom.

Guest

Do you need some help?

Guest

Tanya?

Staff

Yeah?

Guest

Can we come in?

Yeah.

Guest

Should we have a little talk?

Guest

Is Greg having an affair?

Tell me, I know you know. I...

Guest

Tell me!

Guest

What?

Oh, shit.

Wait a minute.

No, wait a minute. I can't.

Guest

Can I get there? Can I?

I can't get off.

Oh, I can't.

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You've got this.

Hey.

Guest

Portia?

Hi.

Hey.

Guest

Uh, where's your, uh,

Guest

dad and grandfather?

Oh, they're just over there.

Yeah.

Guest

Where's your boss?

Guest

She's not answering her phone

right now.

Guest

Oh, did you hear that one of

Guest

the guests drowned at the hotel?

Guest

Do you know who?

No, it was crazy.

Guest

They found a bunch

of dead bodies on a yacht, too.

Guest

How was Palermo?

Not great.

Guest

And what about the guy?

Staff

He's deranged.

Guest

Oh.

Guest

Yeah. And what about the girl,

Staff

you know, that...

Guest

Oh, yeah.

She played me.

Oh.

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So... Uh...

Staff

Can I get your number?

Guest

Yeah.

Staff

Sure.

Guest

Oh, cool.

You could just put it in.

Yeah, and give me yours.

Yeah.

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