S02E06

Abductions

Full screenplay script transcript for The White Lotus S02E06: Abductions

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What are you doing?

Guest

I feel like

you don't believe me.

It's starting to drive me crazy.

Guest

It's not fair that

you don't believe me.

Guest

When have I ever lied to you?

I believe you.

Obviously, you don't.

Or you wouldn't be acting like this.

And it's...

Guest

It's fucked up. We've always

been honest with each other.

So, just... give me a break.

Staff

No, we haven't.

Guest

We haven't?

Guest

I mean,

we're not honest about...

Guest

About what?

Guest

About how we're not

attracted to each other...

anymore.

Guest

Or at least you're not attracted

Guest

to me, you know?

Guest

It's, like, I get it you're on

top of the world right now.

You could sleep with...

Guest

...whoever you want,

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Staff

and you're stuck with me and...

Guest

Stop saying that stuff!

Guest

Yeah, it makes sense that

Guest

you'd wanna have sex

with an Italian hooker.

Staff

You're not getting any.

Guest

I didn't have sex

with an Italian hooker.

Guest

Jesus, fuck!

Guest

I'm just saying

Guest

that it's not the cheating

Staff

that bothers me so much...

Guest

There was no cheating!

Guest

There was no cheating!

...as what it says about us.

Guest

What?

Guest

What does it say?

That maybe something has died.

Guest

We are too young

to be this old, Ethan.

Guest

I'm sure you don't want that

part of your life to be over.

Guest

Do you?

I don't.

Guest

I'm dealing with a lot, okay?

Work's been insane. And...

Okay.

Staff

I don't know.

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Guest

I... I...

We can work on it.

Guest

We can work on it, okay?

Guest

Do even want me?

I love you.

Staff

So depressing.

Guest

"I love you" is depressing?

No. No.

I love you, too.

Guest

Are you gonna go running

Guest

or what?

I don't know.

Staff

You want a coffee?

Guest

Yes, please.

Guest

You know, she's pretty convinced

Guest

you guys did something bad

Staff

when we were in Noto.

Guest

Ooh, something bad?

Staff

Mm.

Guest

Like what?

I don't know.

Staff

What'd you do this time?

Guest

I told you. We partied.

Staff

How hard did you party?

Guest

So hard, honey.

Staff

Yeah?

Guest

So...

Guest

fucking hard!

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Staff

Because you left me.

Guest

Oh.

Staff

Yeah. You abandoned me.

Guest

Yeah?

And now, you must pay.

Guest

What about you?

Guest

You fuck anyone in Noto?

Guest

Any fat Italian guys

Guest

with BO and a dirty dick?

Staff

Every single one.

Guest

You little...

Oh, yeah.

Staff

Oh, you're gonna pay.

Guest

Mm.

Staff

So, how was the opera?

Guest

Mm.

Staff

She died.

Guest

Who?

Staff

Madame Butterfly.

Guest

Oh.

Guest

How was your big night?

It was fun.

Yeah. We almost got arrested.

Guest

We didn't pay

Guest

for our arancini. So,

Staff

yeah.

Guest

Arancinis cost a dollar.

I know.

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Maybe you should

slow down with this guy.

Guest

Why?

Guest

Something about his relationship

with his uncle.

Guest

What about it?

Staff

I don't think it's his uncle.

Guest

It is.

Staff

Mm-mm.

Guest

Why would you say that?

Oh, it was just a...

It was just a strong hunch.

Guest

Okay?

Portia.

Guest

When I see you, I... I see

a younger version of me.

Guest

You know,

Guest

when I was a little girl,

Guest

my mother used to dress

me up like a little doll.

Guest

And I was always a little doll,

Guest

waiting for someone

to play with me.

Guest

You know,

Guest

when you're empty inside

Guest

and you have no direction,

Guest

you'll end up

Guest

in some crazy places, right?

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But you'll still be lost.

Guest

What are you

trying to say? Like...

Get your shit together, Portia.

Buongiorno, ladies.

Armond

Pineapple mimosa?

Guest

Mm. Yes.

Staff

Oh, sure.

Guest

How did we sleep?

Staff

Not great.

Staff

There were some

strange noises in the night.

Oh, no.

Staff

Well, we need you refreshed,

you're guest of honor tonight.

Oh.

Staff

Today's the big day!

Gonna visit the motherland.

Staff

Wouldn't it be cool

Staff

if we actually found

Staff

some blood relations?

Staff

You know, uh, Marty Fiorina,

Staff

he did something like this,

but in Puglia.

Staff

Found his entire

extended family.

Staff

They had a big lunch,

Staff

they drank wine,

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they took photos.

Oh. A real homecoming.

Guest

That would be nice.

Staff

I found us a translator.

Good thinking.

Sì.

Staff

Buongiorno!

Buongiorno.

Staff

Salvatore? Salvatore!

Staff

Hey!

Staff

Hey!

Guest

What are you trying to do?

Staff

What do you mean?

Staff

Are you trying not to pay us?

Guest

Were you not paid?

Staff

You owe us 1,300 Euros.

Staff

I'll get it sorted,

we have money.

Staff

I... I didn't realize you

Staff

hadn't been paid, okay?

Yes.

Guest

Ciao.

Staff

Ciao.

Staff

Salvatore?

Grazie.

Guest

Ah, sì?

Staff

Sì

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Grazie!

Hey.

Staff

What?

Staff

I just saw you

talking to those hookers.

I'm so hungover.

Staff

I think the only thing I can do

today is lay on the beach.

Detox.

Guest

Please stop gas lighting me.

Staff

I'm not gas lighting you.

Staff

Look, I can explain,

Staff

just can we please

Staff

not talk about it right now?

Okay, whatever.

Guest

I'm over it. I don't...

Staff

I don't care anymore.

Staff

Just looking at all those

sausages made me wanna puke.

Staff

Oh!

Staff

Oh, my God!

Guest

Sorry.

Staff

Shit!

Staff

Scared the widdle baby, did I?

Right.

I got the car for the day.

Staff

Do you wanna take a drive?

Staff

We'll go down to Cefalù,

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we'll drink some Peronis,

eat some ice cream.

Staff

What do you think?

Guest

Sure, yeah!

Staff

Yeah?

I'm down for anything.

Staff

I just wanna be back

for the party thing later.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Guest

We'll be back. Don't worry.

Staff

Okay.

Staff

Uh, go grab all your shit,

Staff

meet me by the car, all right?

Staff

Got me uncle's credit card, so,

you know.

Guest

All right. Go.

Staff

Oh, fuck!

Guest

Oh my God!

Staff

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,

Guest

I was just teasing.

Staff

So mean!

Staff

Shit!

Is that...

Staff

Wouldn't it be incredible

Staff

if we actually found

Staff

some distant relatives?

Would be amazing.

Staff

Just try not to fall before

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we get you in the car, Dad.

Guest

Oh. Thanks a lot, Dom!

Staff

Hey, guys.

This is Lucia.

She's going to translate for us.

Staff

This is my dad, Dominic,

and my grandfather, Bert.

Staff

My pleasure. Good morning!

Guest

Hi.

Staff

Hi.

Guest

I've seen you around.

Staff

Ah, yes! I am always around.

Guest

I love this hotel, so...

Staff

Hey, Lucia?

Oh! Just... just one second.

Staff

Sorry, Albie,

Staff

I thought you meant, um,

Staff

someone who worked here

in the hotel.

Staff

Is there a problem?

Staff

Oh, I... I don't know

if this is a good idea.

Staff

Dad, she's coming, okay?

So, be polite.

You're overreacting.

Guest

Giving yourself away.

Staff

What? Giving what away?

That you slept with her.

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Stop it, please.

I don't want her to come.

Staff

What's wrong with you?

Staff

Can't you just be cool?

Get it together.

Okay, guys. What...

Uh, let's... let's do this.

Staff

You seem to know

a lot of the staff here.

Staff

Uh. Yes. Uh, he is the brother

of a friend of mine.

Guest

Ah!

Staff

Thank you.

Staff

So, tell us about yourself,

Staff

my dear. Where are you from?

I'm from Catania.

Staff

Ah. How do you speak

Staff

such good English?

From school.

And... from my work.

Staff

Oh, what do you?

Hospitality.

Staff

High unemployment rate

in Sicily, I hear, so it's...

Staff

it's great that you're employed!

Thank you, yes. I'm lucky.

Staff

I really wanna get a massage

before we go home.

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Do you wanna get massages today?

Yeah, sure.

Staff

'Kay, I'm gonna call and see

if they have any availability.

Staff

Want me

Staff

to get you another towel?

Staff

Dude!

Staff

Can we sit here?

Guest

You are fucking me up here!

Staff

What? How?

Staff

Harper is, like, 100 percent

convinced I cheated on her.

Guest

But you didn't, man.

Staff

I know that!

Staff

But, could you at least,

Staff

like, I dunno,

Staff

vouch for me or something?

Staff

Hi! I was wondering,

Staff

do you have room for two

Staff

for a massage today?

Oh. Okay.

Yeah. Daphne Sullivan.

109.

Okay.

Staff

I got the last massage,

but it's, like, right now.

Guest

Are you sure you don't want it?

Staff

No, you take it.

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You're the one going home

to a house full of kids.

Staff

Um. Okay, I'm gonna go,

Staff

'cause I wanna use

the steam room.

Yeah. Yeah, totally.

Staff

So... but

Staff

I'll see you in a few hours?

Guest

Take your time.

Staff

Bye.

Staff

E, you wanna go

Staff

get some drinks, man?

No, I'm good.

Guest

I'll go.

Staff

Yeah?

Yeah. Let's do it.

Hmm.

Staff

Do you have any goals?

Staff

What?

Guest

Goals?

Staff

Yeah.

Guest

What are some of your goals?

Staff

I don't know.

Staff

Be satisfied?

Yeah, that'd be nice.

Staff

I think you just gotta live

Staff

every day as it comes,

Staff

do you know what I mean?

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Like, that's what I'd do anyway.

Staff

Who knows if we're even

Staff

gonna be here tomorrow?

Yeah.

That's very true.

The world's a fucked-up place.

So...

Staff

What's wrong with it?

Staff

Are you joking?

Staff

Pretty fucking good world,

I'd say.

Staff

Literally everything's

falling apart.

Staff

You'd rather live in

Staff

the Middle Ages then, would ya?

Staff

When they were ripping

Staff

each other to shreds, yeah?

Staff

They were way worse

than ISIS or any of them lot.

Staff

Like, it's a fucking miracle

anyone's even left in Europe.

Staff

All we've been doing is just

Staff

fuckin' hacking

Staff

each other to bits

Staff

and burning

each other at the stake.

I'm ready for another beer.

Staff

All I'm saying is, right,

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we're fucking lucky,

Staff

do you know what I mean?

Like, we're living in the...

Staff

best time

Staff

in the history of the world,

on the best fucking planet.

Staff

If you can't be satisfied

living now, here...

you're never gonna be satisfied.

Staff

So, let's get pissed, eh?

Guest

Come on.

Staff

My...

Guest

I'll grab that.

Staff

Wait! Wait!

Not much to it.

Guest

Hmm.

Staff

No wonder they all left.

Staff

Who would I have been

Staff

if I lived here?

Staff

You wouldn't have lived here,

you would've left.

Staff

There are people who stay

and there are people who leave.

Guest

And I'm someone who leaves?

Staff

Hmm,

'cause you got wanderlust.

You get that from me.

All righty.

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Okay. All right, um,

you're not gonna believe this.

Staff

We just talked

Staff

to that woman and she said

Staff

that there is a Di Grasso family

Staff

still living here

and she knows them.

Guest

You're kidding!

Staff

Amazing!

Staff

They live a mile down the road,

and she gave us the address.

Guest

Let's go!

Staff

Oh!

Guest

What's wrong?

Staff

Alessio.

Guest

He followed us here?

Staff

Albie, come on.

Staff

Could you please drive?

Guest

Please?

Staff

Something wrong?

Dad, start the car. Let's go.

Staff

What?

Staff

Can you tell me

Staff

what's going on, please?

Guest

There's some guys following us.

Staff

Who?

Just some guys Lucia knows.

Staff

What should I do?

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Just pull over. Stop!

I'll talk to him.

Staff

What should we do?

Staff

What do we do here?

Dad, I don't know.

Guest

Hey.

Staff

What's going on here?

No.

I'm going with him.

Staff

No, we're not gonna let

that happen. We can handle him.

No, you can't.

Staff

Do you want us

Staff

to call the police?

The police? No! No, no, no, no.

Listen, guys. I'm fine.

Staff

He's upset,

I just have to talk with him.

Staff

We can't let you go

with him. No.

Staff

Yeah, but we're also not

gonna escalate things further.

Staff

Please! Don't let this

spoil your day.

Have your reunion and...

see you tonight. Okay? I'm fine.

Guest

You're sure?

Staff

Yes.

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Okay.

Guest

All right.

Staff

I will call you.

Guest

Okay.

Staff

I'm fine.

Staff

What happened?

Staff

You're gonna just

Staff

let her get abducted?

That's what she wanted, Dad.

Oh, no.

Staff

Don't go with him!

Staff

No, that was yesterday!

Staff

Hello?

Guest

Hold on, just one second.

Staff

Hello?

Staff

What the fuck?

Staff

Jesus!

Staff

So impatient!

Staff

Why did you latch the door?

I didn't know I did.

What? You obviously did.

Staff

Habit, I guess?

Staff

Since when is latching

Staff

the door your habit?

Staff

I had a tequila shot at the bar,

I wasn't really thinking.

Staff

You had a tequila shot, and then

Staff

you had to come up to get a hat?

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Yeah, I felt like

I was getting burned.

Let's go back down.

Staff

Why is this door open?

Is it? I don't know.

Guest

I have no idea.

Staff

Was Cameron in here?

Guest

No.

Staff

Where is he?

Uh. Pr... probably in his room.

Staff

He said had

Staff

to get something, too. Why?

Staff

So, you came up here together?

Staff

Yeah? So?

Staff

What is your deal?

Guest

This door should be locked.

Staff

Then lock it.

Hey, guys. Wait up.

Came to get my book. Come on.

Staff

Are you coming?

Staff

Now what?

We came all this way.

Might as well go in.

Yeah.

Staff

Hello, uh,

we don't, uh, speak...

Non parlo Italiano.

But, uh, my name...

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is Dominic Di Grasso.

Di Grasso.

Staff

You are Di Grasso, sì?

Sì.

Staff

My mother was

from Testa dell'Acqua.

From here.

She left to go to America.

Sì.

Staff

Now, uh, we've come back

to find where we're from.

Staff

Um, we think that,

uh, we are related.

You're our relatives.

Staff

You and I are cousins!

Cousins.

Um...

Guest

Cugini!

Staff

Cugini.

Staff

Huh?

Staff

Could we say

Staff

buongiorno, uh, a tua madre?

Eh.

Woah.

Grazie.

Signora.

Staff

We are your cousins

from America.

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My mother was

Staff

from Testa dell'Acqua!

Staff

From here!

Staff

Huh?

No, no.

No, no, no, no.

Staff

We come in peace!

I think we should leave.

Guest

No, we're related. We're rel...

Staff

Come on. Dad, Nonno, let's go.

Nonno, we should go. Let's go.

Guest

Sorry. Sorry.

Staff

Sorry, guys.

Staff

Bah!

Let's get outta here.

Not quite what I imagined.

He is a slimeball.

Staff

I didn't mean to say he's, like,

my best friend or anything.

Staff

I just want you

to admit it, that's all.

Staff

Yeah. I'd... he can

be a fun time. That's all.

That's all I meant.

Staff

You wanna try this?

It's actually kinda good.

Staff

Why are you in a good mood?

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What?

Staff

Now, all of a sudden,

Staff

you're in a good mood? Why?

Staff

Because we're in Sicily,

Staff

and it's beautiful!

And because...

Staff

at the bar, Cameron confirmed

everything that you said.

Guest

He did?

Staff

Yeah. Basically.

Staff

Hi!

Guest

What's up, honey?

Staff

Okay, guys.

Guest

Don't hate me, but, wow!

Staff

What?

Guest

That massage was amazing!

Staff

Oh, really?

Guest

Yeah.

Staff

Oh, that's awesome.

Guest

I'm happy for you.

Staff

Yeah?

Guest

Yeah.

Staff

Well,

Staff

then you'll also be happy

Staff

to know that my masseur

Guest

was so hot.

Staff

What?

Guest

Yeah.

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Staff

No!

Staff

Kinda looked like

Timothée Chalamet.

Guest

Oh, nice!

Staff

But he had muscles.

Guest

What?

Staff

Mm-hmm.

Staff

Timothée Sham-a-lay?

Staff

Tell me

he didn't touch your boobs.

Guest

I asked him to.

Staff

Dirty slut!

Guest

Are you jealous?

Staff

Yeah.

Guest

Yeah?

Staff

I want a fucking divorce!

Guest

Cam! Stop it!

Staff

Oh! You are...

Guest

Just kidding.

Staff

Mm.

Staff

Whoo! Fucking hell!

Staff

I fucking love beer,

Guest

know what I mean?

Staff

Yeah, I know.

Staff

How's your thing?

Guest

It's good, yeah.

Staff

Yeah?

Staff

Uh, do you feel like we should

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head back to the house soon?

Staff

I feel like the party's probably

starting. I mean...

No, no, no, no, no.

Fuck that, fuck that.

Uh, let's get another one.

Staff

Geezer?

Staff

Can we get, uh, two more, yeah?

Nice one.

Nah, don't worry.

Staff

My uncle's parties, they start

late and they finish late.

So, we're good.

Fuck me sideways.

Oh, my God.

You look stunning.

No, stunning.

Guest

Turn around.

Staff

No.

Guest

Come on.

Staff

No, my ass looks big.

No, it d... Come on.

Staff

Let's see your big,

Staff

beautiful arse

Staff

in that amazing

symphony of salmon.

Staff

Yes!

Guest

And there's more good news.

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Staff

Yeah?

Staff

I found the perfect

arm candy for you tonight.

Staff

What do you mean?

Staff

I mean literally the sexiest

heterosexual in Palermo.

Guest

Oh. Who is this person?

Staff

Niccolò. Gorgeous.

Staff

Notoriously well-hung. Not that

I've seen it firsthand...

...he said, crestfallen.

But believe me, I've tried.

Staff

Well, what does he do

Staff

for a living?

Oh, this and that.

Staff

Niccolò may or may not have ties

Staff

to a very influential

local family.

Staff

Oh, he joined the mafia?

Staff

Did I say that?

I didn't say that.

Staff

We don't use

that word in Palermo.

Staff

I know Niccolò because

Staff

he supplies all my parties

with the best party favors.

Staff

Yeah, but,

I'm not gonna be his type.

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Don't be ridiculous.

It's in the bag, as they say.

Come on. There are people here.

Here's Penelope Bianchi.

Guest

Nice to meet you.

Staff

Nice to meet you.

Staff

My dear friend,

Emily Fitzroy. Peppe Tasca.

What an honor.

Staff

They're lovely people,

but we could be there all night.

Okay.

Oh, Niccolò. Here he is.

Hello. Hey.

Guest

Hello.

Staff

Hi.

Guest

Nice to meet you.

Staff

It's nice to meet you.

Guest

Piacere.

Staff

Mm.

Guest

Yes. I'm from Palermo.

Staff

Oh.

Oh. Oh, okay.

Staff

Little pick-me-up?

Staff

I'm, uh... I haven't done that

in a long time.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

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Guest

Let's do it.

Staff

Uh. Okay.

Guest

Okay.

Staff

Here.

Guest

Do you feel it?

Staff

I do.

Guest

Yeah.

Staff

It's very pure.

Yeah. And fresh, yeah.

Staff

Well, this is going

Staff

rather well, isn't it?

I... I love your giant pupils.

Guest

Thank you.

Staff

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We will have fun tonight.

Guest

Ciao.

Staff

Ciao.

Ah! Uh, sì. Sì. Uh...

Okay.

Ah! Sì.

No, no, no.

Grazie.

Okay.

Ah.

Grazie.

Guest

Um...

Staff

Uh...

Okay. Okay. Grazie.

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Grazie.

Staff

I don't know why they keep

giving us these menus.

Staff

We know 'em

back to front by now.

Staff

You... you okay, man?

Staff

Harper told me that you,

uh, said something to her.

Yeah.

Staff

Of course. I said, uh, you know,

Staff

you had done nothing wrong

and you've been a good boy.

Stop flirting with my wife.

I'm not a fool.

All right.

Staff

D... Dude, are you being serious?

Staff

Were you in our room?

Guest

What? When?

Staff

Today.

Staff

Were you? In our room?

Staff

I know you got naked

in front of her.

Guest

What?

Staff

On the first day...

Staff

What... what are you

Staff

talking about?

Staff

...when you borrowed

my bathing suit.

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I know what you're doing, man.

Staff

E, are you... losing it?

Staff

Were you

Staff

in our fucking room, man?

Just tell me the tru...

Staff

Oh, well,

you have to get a studio.

Staff

Can't be consistent

Staff

with the classes, you know?

Yeah.

I struggle with that, too.

Oh, my gosh, wow.

Staff

I actually think

Staff

little Timmy Chalamet

did fuck up my back.

Guest

It's starting to really hurt.

Staff

Oh, sorry.

No.

Guest

Do you have any aspirin?

Staff

Uh. I think I might.

Guest

Thank you.

Staff

Yeah.

Thanks.

Grazie.

Staff

Dad?

Staff

You okay?

Staff

You always think

there's gonna be a homecoming.

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The embrace of a woman...

Staff

who tells you

you've done all right.

Well, there is no homecoming.

Not for me, not anymore.

Not very hungry.

Staff

Think I'ma just get

a drink at the lounge.

Grazie.

Staff

You know,

you're really very good.

Staff

Well, you're better

than the last guy.

Guest

Oh.

Staff

He was... terrible.

Grazie.

Well, I have one fan.

Thank you.

Guest

Thank you.

Staff

Yeah.

I love Palermo.

Palermo loves you.

Guest

Ah!

Staff

I'm... Wait.

Staff

Don't tell anyone, okay?

Guest

About this room.

Staff

No.

Guest

Nobody knows.

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Staff

This is our secret place.

Guest

Wow.

Staff

Oh, wait a minute.

Staff

Can we look in your cocaine bag?

Guest

Yeah, sure.

Staff

'Cause I...

Guest

I want some more.

Staff

Yeah.

Ooh, look.

Guest

Yeah.

Staff

You got a gun.

Guest

Wow! You...

Staff

And I always carry it with me.

You got a...

Staff

What were you doing with a gun?

Staff

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Yeah.

Guest

That is so sexy.

Staff

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Guest

I want it.

Staff

You wanna start?

Yeah.

Guest

Oh, yeah.

Staff

Oh.

Huh.

No.

Okay.

Hey.

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Hey, hey.

Okay.

Staff

What does he want from you?

He wants to control me.

He won't let me go, you know.

Staff

What would it take

Staff

for him to let you go?

Money. He says I owe him.

I make a lot of money for him.

I told you, he is crazy.

But it's not your problem.

Staff

Why we going?

It's too early.

No, it's... it's time to go.

Staff

Oi!

Staff

Watch where

Staff

you're fucking going, you cunt!

Sorry. Sorry.

Guest

Hey, hey. Hey.

Staff

What's wrong with ya?

Staff

Dickhead!

Sorry.

Guest

Hey. Look, look. Let's just...

Staff

Vaffanculo...

Guest

Let's...

Staff

...you fuckin' prick.

Staff

You wanna go to the party?

Guest

Let's go to the party. Yeah?

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Staff

What? Oh.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, we can't drive.

We're too drunk.

Staff

It's all right. We'll just

Staff

get a hotel, yeah?

I got my uncle's credit card.

Staff

Yeah?

Why is it so sad? Smile.

Staff

Ah, it's just a bunch

of fuckin' gays and old hags.

Staff

We'll make our own party, yeah?

And we'll be satisfied.

Staff

United!

Staff

United!

Staff

Hello?

Guest

Hold on, just one second.

Staff

Hello?

Jesus! So impatient.

I found my Ambien.

Staff

Do you want one?

Guest

Huh?

Staff

Do you want an Ambien?

Uh. No.

Guest

Oh.

Staff

Away from the public, okay?

Staff

Yeah?

Oh. I don't speak Italian.

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Thought I told you.

Guest

Okay. I come back.

Staff

Mm. Okay.

Guest

Just give me one second.

Staff

Mm. Mm.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Wow.

Oh.

Staff

Wow!

Uh. I'm... I'm so nervous.

Just sit down.

Mm.

It's just...

You're just really handsome.

Guest

Yeah?

Staff

I don't know...

Mm.

Hey.

Staff

Oh, it's a nice room, innit?

Staff

Yeah. It's fine,

I guess.

Well, it's free.

Staff

Must be nice

to have a rich uncle.

Yeah, well...

...he's not rich.

Staff

Not really anyway. He's spent

Staff

most of it, hasn't he?

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Got his boat.

His house.

Staff

These fucking princesses,

Staff

and lords,

Staff

and these posh fuckers, yeah?

They got their palazzos.

They ain't got no money.

Staff

He was gonna have

to sell Villa Pisano.

Staff

It's his family's fucking house!

Staff

Your family, too, though, right?

Staff

Because he's your uncle. Right?

Staff

That would have

fucking killed him.

Staff

But he doesn't have to?

Staff

Well, he's coming

Staff

into money now, isn't he?

Staff

Is he?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And he's gonna help his friends.

'Cause he's... he's...

he's very giving.

I'm just happy that...

Staff

that I get to, you know,

help him now.

'Cause he's helped me.

Staff

How are you helping him?

I was in a fucking hole.

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You know, you complain

Staff

about your life, yeah?

Staff

But really,

Staff

you should just shut it,

Staff

'cause you ain't never been

in a fuckin' hole like that.

Nah.

And then he comes along and...

You know, no one's perfect.

Staff

Sometimes you do things

you don't wanna do.

Guest

You know?

Staff

No...

Staff

What do you mean?

Staff

What kind of hole?

Fucking deep hole, man.

Very fucking deep.