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S02E04

In the Sandbox

Full screenplay script transcript for The White Lotus S02E04: In the Sandbox

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Oh, shit.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, wakey, wakey.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Let's go. We gotta go.
Hello.
You never sleep this late.
Ah, it was, uh...
Guest
Yeah, it was... it wa... It
was a late night. Yeah.
Guest
What'd you guys do?
Uh. We just drank all day.
Guest
Cameron, um,
Guest
Cameron wanted
to drink, so, uh...
Yeah, I drank too much.
Well, I've been abducted.
Guest
She fully planned to
spend the night here.
Guest
She rented this gigantic villa,
Guest
and it was a done
deal when we got here.
Guest
And she didn't even tell
me until we got out of the car.
Guest
I tried calling you
multiple times.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll miss you.
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You sound weird. I guess I'll
see you in a couple of hours.
Guest
Yeah, I'll see you when
you get back. Love you.
Bye.
Guest
Okay. Here we
go. Uh, 15, 16, 17...
Guest
Sh... Ah. Eighteen
hundred, that's...
That's all I got right now.
Staff
You don't have the money?
Guest
No,
Guest
but I'm gonna get
the rest. It's all good.
I'll go to the bank.
We're here until Friday.
Guest
I'll leave it in an
envelope at the front desk.
Oh, yeah. Good idea. Do that.
Staff
Yeah. What's your name?
Guest
Lucia.
Staff
Lucia.
Guest
Greco.
Lucia Greco. Perfect.
Okay, let's go.
Guest
Choo-choo! Here we
go. Okay.
Guest
Grazie Mille. And, um,
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thanks for all the fun. Bye.
Guest
"Thanks for fun?"
Luci.
Guest
Buongiorno, eh?
Buongiorno.
Ciao, Valentina.
Staff
Ciao.
Guest
Ciao, Isabella.
Staff
Happy to take them off you.
Guest
Thank you.
No.
Ah.
Buongiorno.
Buongiorno.
Guest
Hello. I
Guest
was hoping to buy a present
Guest
for my wife today. Uh,
Guest
she couldn't make it,
Staff
unfortunately.
Guest
Hmm.
Guest
Uh, maybe a nice
Guest
piece of jewelry,
Guest
so I was wondering
Guest
if there's a store
you'd recommend.
No, I don't know.
Guest
But you could, uh,
Guest
walk along the corso,
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and you'll find something.
Guest
There's a wonderful
store called Pancrazi.
Guest
It's very near,
and it's very nice.
Great. Grazie.
Staff
You're welcome.
Guest
Prego.
Grazie.
Ah.
Okay. Grazie Mille.
I'm just gonna get some fruit...
Guest
really quick. I'll
be right back.
Guest
Okay?
Staff
Hey!
Guest
Hey.
Guest
How'd you sleep?
Staff
Uh, not good.
Guest
No?
Guest
No. We... we really
should've hung out.
I'm sorry that I was...
I don't know why...
Just... Last night was...
No. It's... it's fine.
Don't... don't be sorry.
Guest
Yeah. Uh, we should
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definitely hang out today.
Okay. Yeah. That'd be fun.
Guest
Yeah, I... I just
Guest
have to get out
Guest
of babysitting, you know?
It's been a lot.
Guest
I just have to deal with
that. And then, um...
Guest
Yeah, maybe we can, like,
plan something after breakfast.
Okay. Good luck.
Staff
Cool.
Guest
Okay.
See you in a bit. Bye.
Guest
So, I know
Guest
I'm, like, on the clock,
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Rachel
technically, for today.
Rachel
Uh, but I was just wondering
Rachel
if... if it'd be okay with you
Rachel
if I just hung out with that
Rachel
guy that I met here for a little?
He's nice and smart.
He went to Stanford and...
and he's not non-binary.
Yeah, I just mess everything up.
Rachel
I feel like if I
Rachel
won the lottery,
I'd throw away the ticket.
So, I just feel like I...
Rachel
should give him a
Rachel
chance, you know?
Rachel
I don't know what's
going on with Greg...
But I think it's bullshit.
So chic.
Oh, oh...
Thank you.
You have impeccable style.
Rachel
The moment I saw you last night,
Rachel
I said to Matteo, "Finally, a
Rachel
glamorous woman in Taormina."
Thank you.
Oh, it's just the color.
Rachel
All the women here
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dress like they're going
to a funeral on the beach.
But you, thank God you're here.
We're just going to breakfast.
Rachel
Do you wanna join us?
Rachel
Oh, no, that's okay,
'cause we just ate.
Rachel
Do you think we might see
Rachel
you at the beach club later?
Rachel
Oh, yeah,
Rachel
I... I've never been to
Rachel
the beach club. Is it nice?
Come down, have a cocktail.
Rachel
We always get the best seats
Rachel
'cause Marco's an old
friend who looks after us.
Rachel
Are you English?
Guest
Ah. I am.
Staff
Oh.
Yes, originally.
But I live here now in Palermo.
Staff
We've got a couple of
Staff
friends staying in the hotel,
Staff
so we took the boat
'round to meet them.
Staff
You have a boat, huh?
Yes, come down.
Come see the boat.
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We'll save you two chairs.
See you later. I hope.
Bye-bye.
Those guys are nice.
Mia...
No, no. Ah, Lucia.
Staff
Oh!
Guest
Luci.
Staff
Mount Etna.
We should climb it.
Staff
Not sure you're
up for that, Nonno.
Yeah. I could do it.
Staff
That looks
inviting. Let's try it.
Guest
Um, I'm gonna just... head back to the room...
Staff
Come on!
Have something with me.
I just ate.
Staff
Well, perhaps
you'll have a drink.
Dude.
Jesus Christ.
This is all your fault.
Come on. We had fun.
Staff
Bro code?
Staff
Bro code?
Yeah, baby, bro code.
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Sure, yeah, whatever. Bro code.
Thank you.
I love you.
Guest
I just wanna be inside you.
Staff
No, thank you.
Guest
Please.
Staff
No, ma'am.
Guest
I
Staff
wanna do stuff to you.
Guest
No.
Staff
I wanna make you feel good.
Guest
Oh, fuck!
Staff
You okay?
Staff
You okay, buddy?
Staff
So, I was really
high last night.
Staff
Um, and I said a
couple things I hope...
Stay between us.
Mm. You didn't say anything.
Staff
I have trouble keeping
Staff
girlfriends sometimes. I mean,
you know how girls are.
Staff
They pretend they
Staff
wanna be your friend,
Staff
but really they just wanna
Staff
get something out of you
Staff
and then talk shit and
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stab you in the back.
But I feel like I can trust you.
Staff
Can I?
For sure.
Plus, you don't know anybody.
Staff
I mean, you don't know
any of the people that I know.
No. I mean, probably not.
Staff
Mia?
Mia.
Staff
Portia says she's
heading down to the beach club.
I might meet her there.
Staff
Oh, your dad and I
can join you for lunch.
Staff
Uh, maybe. I was kinda thinking
Staff
of just having a day,
you know, for myself.
Staff
I don't understand,
Staff
you don't eat lunch?
Staff
I think, let's just
Staff
play it by ear, yeah?
Yeah, all right.
Uh... So... Sorry.
Staff
Sorry, wrong room!
Staff
Yes!
Staff
I'm so sorry! We... We
Staff
thought it was our room!
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Guest
Arrivederci.
Staff
We are sorry.
Staff
Buona giornata!
Staff
That's the
weirdest voice I've ever heard.
Guest
Hey! Hi! So glad you came!
Staff
Hello.
Come back around and up.
Okay.
Staff
Bellissima. Sorry,
I'm already drunk.
Hello.
Staff
What can I get you to drink?
Wow, yeah. Um, okay.
All right here. Okay.
Staff
I'm gonna have some
rosé if you have it.
Guest
Rosé?
Staff
Yeah.
Staff
So, you've met Matteo
Staff
and these are our friends
in for the weekend...
Guest
Oh, hi.
Staff
Hugo and Didier.
Guest
Hello.
Staff
Hey.
Guest
Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.
Staff
Hi.
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Guest
You're French, right?
Staff
Yes!
Oh, my gosh.
Staff
Didier's family have the most
Staff
incredible family estate in Èze,
Staff
which you have to
Staff
see before it crumbles
entirely to the ground.
Staff
It is my masterpiece
but it's ruined my life.
Guest
Yes.
Staff
Of course, yeah.
Staff
Yeah. Take it from me,
I know how that is. I do.
Guest
Yeah.
Staff
Jack! Jack!
This is my naughty nephew, Jack.
Staff
All right, all
right. Hello, hello.
It's nice to meet you, darling.
Guest
Oh.
Staff
Oh, shit! I know you.
You were by the pool last night.
Guest
I was. Yeah, um. Hi, again.
Staff
Yeah.
Staff
You been in it?
Staff
It's not heated, is it?
Um, I... I don't know.
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I haven't been in it.
Staff
Should we get some
Staff
panelle, some fritto misto?
Staff
Finger food is always
a must. Anyway...
Guest
Oh! Thank you.
Staff
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Guest
That's it!
Staff
Let's go.
Guest
Oh!
Staff
Salute!
Staff
Salute!
Yes.
Guest
I've never been.
Staff
Really?
Guest
No, I ain't been to shit.
Staff
Hm.
I'm from Essex, so...
Well, I've been to Essex.
Staff
So, uh, how long
Staff
have you been in Sicily?
Two months in Palermo.
Guest
Two months?
Staff
Mm.
That's... that's amazing.
Staff
Yeah, it's all right, if you
don't mind a bunch of...
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gays grabbing your
arse and copping a feel.
Staff
Do you mind?
Staff
No, no, but, like, you
know, these guys get...
Staff
pissed. And some of them
Staff
are really fucking strong
as well.
Staff
They have these
parties out in the villa.
Mm-hmm.
Staff
And the only women they
invite are just old, rich hags.
Staff
I mean, like, you know,
they're nice and that, but...
Staff
I didn't come to Sicily to
have tea with old ladies.
Yeah.
Staff
I've, um... I was
Staff
kind of hoping that
Staff
Sicily would be more of
an adventure, you know.
But so far, it's just been...
soul-crushing.
Guest
Soul-crushing?
Staff
Mm-hmm.
Fucking hell.
Staff
All right. Well then, if
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you want an adventure,
Staff
stick with me!
Staff
'Cause I know how to
have fun in the sandbox.
If you know what I mean.
Staff
Don't know what
you mean by that.
I'll teach you.
Okay.
Hmm.
Matteo.
All or a...
Oh.
This place is so beautiful.
It is.
I just wanna know the...
Staff
What... what is that?
I so la Bella.
Staff
There's a story
attached to that island.
Guest
Yeah.
Staff
There's a house on it.
Staff
It was owned by a
Staff
wealthy Swedish family,
Staff
and the old matriarch
was the last one living in it.
Staff
And there were these
Staff
powerful local investors,
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if you know what I mean,
Staff
who wanted the house,
wanted the island.
Staff
But the old battle-ax
wouldn't budge.
Staff
They made her
all kinds of offers.
Staff
And then one day,
Staff
her body was found
Staff
in a heap at the
bottom of the rocks.
Staff
They killed her?
Staff
Oh, my God!
Staff
But now, the house
Staff
is open to the public,
so maybe it was worth it.
We should go and see it.
Staff
You're just here with
Staff
your assistant, right?
No, no, I... I...
Staff
I actually came here
with my husband, uh...
but he left.
Staff
He left you alone in Sicily?
Staff
Why would he leave you?
Guest
It's a long story and...
Staff
Well, we have all day.
Staff
Tell me everything
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from the beginning.
Well...
I was born in San Francisco.
Oh, from the very beginning.
Guest
Okay.
Staff
And, um...
Guest
Hi.
Staff
Here you go, miss.
Thank you.
Bye.
Guest
Thank you so much.
Staff
Thank you, Francesco.
Bye, thank you.
Hey.
Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so glad to be back.
Nice dress.
Daphne bought it for me in Noto.
Staff
They didn't clean the room?
Oh, yeah, sorry.
The maid did come.
I was just still in bed, so...
Staff
How'd it go?
It's what I thought.
It's a front.
Staff
The whole thing, the
whole kissy, perfect thing.
Guest
It's a front.
Staff
Yeah.
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He cheats on her.
Staff
Why do you say that?
Because she basically told me.
And I think she does it, too.
Guest
Really?
Staff
Yes.
I mean, she was super vague.
Staff
But the point is, they
Staff
have a twisted relationship,
and we are fine.
Compared to them...
we are fine.
I'm happy to see you.
Staff
Yeah?
Staff
You got drunk?
The Jet Skiing was fun.
Staff
Oh, and she has no
women friends, like, at all.
Staff
I'm, like, basically
Staff
her best friend now,
and I barely know her.
Staff
Isn't that crazy?
Staff
Why does she have
Staff
no female friends?
Staff
Because she basically realized
Staff
that they were all talking
shit behind her back.
Staff
Kinda like you are now?
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Okay, so she gave me an edible,
which I know was a mistake.
I know, I know, I know.
Staff
I might need to
go to the bathroom.
Staff
But I started tripping out,
like... crazy.
You know how I get.
Guest
Yeah.
Staff
It was a disaster.
Staff
I'm, like, going down
the wormhole, like...
so high. Just, like...
Guest
Mm-hmm.
Staff
Everything that's coming out of her mouth,
Staff
I'm just like, "What?"
Guest
I gotta...
Staff
I'm like, "Wow!"
Staff
You know? And, like,
Staff
she thinks that, like,
Staff
everybody wants to be her,
Guest
everybody wants her life.
Staff
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
I think I can rally.
Staff
So, uh, what do
Staff
you wanna do today?
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Do you wanna do
Staff
something just us?
Staff
Do you want me to see
Staff
what they wanna do, or...?
Um, I guess.
All right.
Cool.
Staff
Hey! Hi, so, uh,
yeah, what do you...
Staff
Go to the beach?
Um...
Guest
Huh?
Staff
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, hi. Excuse...
Excus-ez me, sorry.
Um, I... You can't sit there.
Staff
I'm just... I'm
saving this seat.
Staff
You don't want us to sit here?
Staff
Oh, I'm just... I'm
saving it for my friend.
Staff
Can we sit
Staff
here until your friend comes?
Staff
Uh... I just... I think she's
Staff
coming any minute now,
Guest
so...
Staff
Oh.
Yeah.
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I've seen you around.
Yeah! I've seen you around.
Cool, taste the rainbow.
Staff
Sounds like something
out of Willy Wonka.
Staff
So what's Palermo like?
Palermo's fucking wild.
It's mental, man. People just...
Staff
They party in the street,
Staff
and they fight in the street,
and they fuck in the street.
It's my kind of town.
Is this villa just like...
Ah, Portia, it's the tits.
It's so fucking nice.
You gotta come see it.
Guest
I would love to come see it.
Staff
Would ya?
Guest
Yes.
Staff
Yeah?
Staff
I don't think there's
ever been a...
Staff
A woman under
sixty inside of it.
Guest
So, you would be the first.
Staff
I'm all right with that.
Hey.
Um, hey, I'm... I'm Albie.
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All right, geez.
Staff
So, I... I saved you
a chair over there.
Staff
I think I got the
last one, so...
Yeah. Thank you. Um...
Staff
Yeah, I think I just need
Staff
to be here with Tanya
Staff
just a little longer,
Staff
and these guys just
ordered us all this food, so...
Staff
Um, yeah, seems like
Staff
there's a party going
on or something.
Staff
I mean, I do wanna hangout,
so I'll come find you and...
Guest
Yeah, I'm...
Staff
Yeah.
Guest
I'm right over there.
Staff
Okay, I just...
Guest
Albie!
Staff
You know.
Guest
We got a table. Hi, Portia.
Staff
Hey!
Guest
Yeah, I'll... I'll find you, okay?
Staff
Um...
Well, I'll... Uh, yeah.
I'll see you later.
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Guest
See ya.
Staff
Nice to meet you.
Staff
Who's he?
Staff
Oh, gosh, he's this guy that
I... I... I met at the hotel, and...
Guest
I think he likes you.
Staff
Mm-hmm.
Guest
Albie!
Staff
Hey.
I want you to see what I got.
Staff
What do you think?
Staff
Like, what?
It's for your mom.
Staff
Think she'll like it?
It's nice, right? Wasn't cheap.
Oh! It's perfect.
She's gonna love it.
Staff
I got some
earrings for Cara, too.
Staff
You can't
just buy people off, Dad.
It's a gesture, Albie.
Staff
Like I said, I'm
happy to talk to her.
Staff
No. She's not
gonna listen to you.
She respects me.
Staff
Not in this area,
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no, she does not.
Staff
The only person that
Staff
she'd actually listen to
is probably...
But, whatever.
Staff
I'm not gonna be your
advocate in this, Dad.
I get it. I understand.
That's fine. That's fair.
Staff
I just think,
Staff
probably want the family
to stay together, but...
Staff
That is... Wow, that
is so manipulative.
Staff
What?
I have to go.
I have to go.
Sorry.
Uh, no, no, no.
He'll be all right.
He'll be all right.
Staff
Ciao, how are you dear?
Guest
I think, uh...
Staff
Sì.
I think we're ready to order.
Guest
Go first.
Staff
Tell me something.
What are these numbers...
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Guest
Wow.
Staff
Beside all these dishes?
Guest
Yeah.
Staff
Are those the prices?
Staff
Why are you
Staff
worried about the price?
Staff
It's not like you're paying
for anything, all right.
Staff
Nice!
Guest
Menus.
Staff
Four spritzers. Thanks.
We shouldn't even be drinking.
Staff
Oh, come
on. Hair of the dog, man.
Staff
I just don't
wanna throw up again.
Staff
Wow, you
Staff
guys really drank a lot, huh?
Staff
Oh, my God. You
should've seen him.
Tearing up the dance floor.
Staff
Really?
Staff
Can't drink like that
anymore. I'm out of practice.
Hmm.
Staff
Well, I did some damage myself,
Staff
and I have the
receipts to prove it.
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So Christmas is going
to be molto Italiano.
Oh, kill me now.
Staff
Are you okay?
Sì.
Staff
Yeah!
Staff
No, Mia. No!
Vado.
Staff
So, you see?
It's just been a series of...
very bad decisions.
Guest
No. You've had very bad luck.
Staff
I know, I know.
Staff
You're like the... the heroine
of your own Italian opera.
Staff
Does that mean I'm doomed?
No. Of course, it doesn't.
You're too fabulous to be sad.
Look where you are.
Drink your rosé.
Staff
Best thing about luck
is, it can always change.
Staff
Do you really believe that?
No.
Wow.
Your friend didn't come.
Staff
Oh, yeah. No, she came, but, uh,
she's over there.
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I don't want her
to see me pointing.
She left you alone.
That's not nice.
It's fine, honestly.
It's no big deal.
Staff
Can I have her chair?
Yeah. Sure, I mean...
Guest
Yeah?
Staff
Might as well.
Hi. I'm Lucia.
Guest
Albie. Hi.
Staff
Hi.
Staff
Um, so, w... where you from?
Um... I'm from Catania.
Guest
Oh, cool.
Staff
Yeah.
Staff
I think... I think we're
going there at some point.
Guest
Ciao.
Staff
Ciao.
Staff
Hmm?
Okay.
Sì.
Staff
Ciao! Ciao!
Staff
So, do you
Staff
like this blue Sicilian water?
It's beautiful.
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Yeah,
beautiful. I have an idea.
Staff
Do you want to go for a swim?
Um...
Guest
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Staff
Yeah.
Guest
Yeah. Let's go.
Staff
Let's go.
Guest
Whoo!
Staff
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Staff
Eh?
Staff
You said your name is Lucia?
Guest
"Lucia." Yes.
Staff
ALBIE. Lucia.
Staff
So, you live
Staff
in Los Angeles, right?
Yeah.
Staff
I always wanted
to go to Los Angeles.
Staff
That is my dream!
Staff
You've only ever
Staff
lived in Sicily?
Guest
Yeah.
Staff
Wow!
Guest
Your English is really good.
Staff
Really?
Guest
Yeah. It's amazing.
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Staff
Thank you.
Yeah.
Staff
Luci!
Staff
Ciao!
Staff
What she want?
Uh...
Staff
She always ask for
something, but I don't care.
Staff
How do you say,
Staff
"I don't care," in Italian?
Staff
Uh, "Non me ne fotte!"
Staff
Hmm?
Staff
Next time, leave
your husband. Come to Èze.
Yeah. We know everybody.
Guest
Really?
Staff
We... We take you everywhere.
Staff
You understand
Staff
little bit French?
Oui, un pet it peu.
Guest
Tell us.
Staff
Ooh!
Yeah. Look, listen.
Come on.
Staff
Oh!
Staff
Yeah, 'cause, like, Jack Dorsey,
he does barrel saunas.
Guest
Crazy.
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Staff
I think he only eats dinner.
Guest
What?
Staff
Or, like, he fasts at the weekends.
Staff
I wanna get one
Staff
of those hyperbaric,
Guest
uh, chambers, you know?
Staff
Mm.
Guest
Put it in... put it in the house.
Staff
Why?
So I can fucking live forever.
A hundred and eighty years old.
I don't wanna live forever.
I really don't wanna be old.
Guest
Oh, baby.
Staff
No.
Staff
You're... you're
never gonna be old to me.
Guest
No?
Staff
No, never.
Staff
What about your workout,
man? You're looking jacked.
Staff
Uh, I don't
Staff
know. I just, like, go running
Staff
and I do some, like,
body weight stuff...
Uh-huh.
Guest
Hmm? Ah.
Staff
Your hair.
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Ah! Uh...
Staff
Are you ready?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Staff
What is going on with you?
Staff
You've been acting
like a zombie all day.
Staff
Is it them? Like, do
Staff
you not want to go
Staff
to dinner with them?
Staff
Are you sick of them?
Staff
Are you ever going
Staff
to talk to me again?
Staff
What happened yesterday?
We just...
went Jet Skiing, and then...
and then we drank too much.
Staff
Who were you with?
Um...
each other, and...
I guess we talked to s...
Like, other people at the bar.
Staff
What other people?
Staff
Like, no one
I would ever talk to again.
Just random people.
Guest
Random guys or random girls?
Staff
Random both. Why?
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What?
Guest
Okay.
Staff
What are...
Staff
What are you
worried about? Like...
Oh, my God.
Hey.
Guest
Hey!
Staff
Hey! What's up?
Guest
You guys ready?
Staff
Yes!
Guest
Let's do it. I'm hungry.
Staff
Me too.
Guest
I like that outfit.
Staff
Thank you!
Staff
You know, two months
ago, I couldn't even fit into it.
Guest
Baby weight is such a bitch.
Staff
Yeah.
Staff
You coming, big guy?
Yeah.
Yeah, I just gotta get a key.
Staff
Don't you?
Staff
If you're looking for a friend,
gay guys are really the best.
Staff
Because, let's face it,
women are kinda...
depressing.
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Oh.
Staff
You think?
Staff
Yeah. I think most
women are drips.
But it's not their fault.
Staff
Yeah. They have a lot
to be depressed about.
But you know, they are not fun.
These gay guys are fun.
Staff
I think that nephew
really likes you.
Guest
No. No.
Staff
Yeah. I do.
Staff
Do you like him?
Guest
He is pretty hot.
Staff
What's up? Buonasera.
You look stunning.
Guest
Missed me?
Staff
A little.
Staff
Did you miss me?
I put on fresh underwear for ya.
Staff
Why? Did you shit your
Staff
pants?
Guest
No. They're my sexy underwear.
Staff
Oh.
Staff
I put 'em on for special
Staff
occasions, don't I?
Staff
It's all right. I'll model
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them for you later.
We'll see about that.
He's worse than usual.
Guest
Hey.
Staff
Hey.
Staff
Do you guys, um, mind
Staff
if I skip dinner tonight?
Staff
I... I met someone at the beach,
Staff
and I was kind of hoping
to have dinner with her.
"Her"? Yeah.
Staff
Sure, go do your
thing. We're fine.
Cool. Thanks. Um...
Guest
I'll see you at breakfast.
Staff
See you then.
Yep.
Guest
Good luck!
Staff
Good night.
Good for him.
Staff
Jealous?
Staff
Of what?
Guest
Come on. A little?
Staff
No!
I am. A little.
Staff
I may never see a
naked woman again.
Staff
Although, I did see
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one today in my room.
Staff
The same girls I saw coming
Staff
out of your room yesterday
were in my room today.
Staff
I walked in on them, and
one of them was half-naked.
Staff
What were they
Staff
doing in your room?
I have no idea.
But it was a nice surprise.
Staff
Actually, I think
Staff
it's fun. You know?
Staff
Oh, my God!
Four for dinner.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Sì.
Uh...
Ah.
Sì.
Prego.
Uh...
Ah. Sì.
Guest
Okay.
Staff
Okay.
Sì.
Okay.
Guest
Valentina!
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Staff
Huh?
Hey. Ciao.
Guest
Mia.
Staff
Lucia.
All or a...
Ciao. Hi.
Hi. Hey.
Staff
Um. So, my dad's cool if
Staff
you still wanna have dinner?
Oh, really? Great.
Guest
Um, let's have a drink first.
Staff
Okay, sure. Yeah.
Staff
Do you remember my friend, Mia?
Of course, hi. Ciao.
Guest
Piacere. Mia. Ciao.
Staff
Albie.
Staff
Um, so... so what
Staff
are we drinking?
Guest
Gin and tonic?
Staff
Sure. I'll do...
Guest
I'll... Three Gin and tonics?
Staff
Uh, for me, spritz.
Staff
T... Okay. Two gin and tonics
Guest
and a spritz.
Staff
Yeah.
Hey.
Those are the girls.
The ones in my room.
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Now, Albie's with them.
Staff
Like father, like father,
like son.
That was disturbing.
Staff
I have this really,
really close girlfriend.
Staff
She has a son that has autism,
Staff
so we decided to do
a 10K to raise money.
Staff
And, um, and I
trained a bunch for it.
Staff
And I'm going,
Staff
and there's this guy
Staff
that's sort of
running next to me.
Staff
And all of a sudden, he
just drops to the ground.
Staff
Out of nowhere. I
mean, it was, like, surreal.
And he died.
Hey. Uh...
Staff
I just want to say thank
Staff
you so much for today
Staff
because lately I've just
been really low and...
I don't know, I feel like...
Guest
I feel so much better now.
Staff
Oh, good.
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Well, I am a huge
advocate for distraction.
Staff
My whole life has been
one long distraction.
Well, I just...
Staff
I want to thank
Staff
you for including us
and, um, just...
Staff
You know, all of you for
being so friendly, you know.
Staff
Why don't you come with
us to Palermo tomorrow.
Staff
We're taking Hugo
and Didier on the boat.
Staff
We're having a
big party at the villa.
And the boat.
Staff
It's like, a really big party?
Guest
Oh, yes.
Staff
Yes.
Guest
Mm-hmm.
Staff
Yes.
Staff
And we'll find you
Staff
a terribly well-hung Italian
stud. Heterosexual even.
I mean, I'm married, but...
We won't tell.
It is tempting.
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Guest
Come.
Staff
So, yes?
Guest
Yeah.
Staff
Yes.
Oh. Please? Tanya.
I think you're coming.
W... Yes! I will.
Staff
Well, no singing around
the piano tonight, girls.
Well, I just hope he's not dead.
Staff
Well, maybe they'll
find a better one.
Staff
Quentin's very
nice. I like him a lot.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Staff
Where are you going?
I don't know.
No, you're not going to bed.
It's still early.
Let's get fucked.
Okay.
Guest
Yes, geezer.
Staff
Hi!
Uh, two gin and tonics...
Dos Jägermeister.
Guest
Dos Red Bull.
Staff
I'll just have...
Staff
I'll just have
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one... One gin and tonic.
Guest
What?
Staff
Grazie. For me, just...
Staff
Do you know the
Staff
Italian gestures?
Staff
Uh, okay. Uh-huh. Like this?
Staff
One... One Jägermeister,
one Red Bull.
And this. When you...
When you don't give a fuck.
Yeah, sorry. Yeah.
You don't care about something.
Guest
Like... like this.
Staff
Oh, okay.
Guest
Like, "I don't care."
Staff
Yeah.
Guest
And... and then...
Staff
Like, I don't care.
Staff
I feel like we should, um,
go drink over there, or...
not be here. I don't know. Hm.
Staff
What? What's
Staff
wrong with you, why?
You feel...
Staff
He's having a
fucking great time.
He's doing all right.
He's just so sweet.
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Guest
Yeah, he's lovely.
Staff
Mm-hmm.
Staff
You clearly want
Staff
to make him jealous,
so let's make him jealous.
Staff
I don't want to
make him jealous.
Guest
Yeah, you do.
Staff
No.
Guest
Yeah, you fucking do.
Staff
Oh.
And then I graduated.
I went to Stanford.
Guest
Mm-hmm.
Staff
Yeah. And, um,
I moved back home.
Staff
And I was like, "Now what?"
And, um...
Um...
Staff
I think, I'm... I think,
I'm going to leave.
Guest
Mm.
Staff
I'm gonna go.
Don't let her win.
That's a twist.
Guest
Fucking... Hello!
Staff
Mm-hmm.
Wow...
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Yeah.
Guest
Um... Mm-mm.
Staff
You all right? You look uncomfortable.
Staff
Let's, uh, let's go
to my room. Yes.
Staff
Fucking... Right!
I think we won.
Here we go. Come here.
Guest
Oh, yeah. That's the good stuff.
Staff
Yeah.
I, uh, missed you last night.
Guest
I missed you too, baby.
Staff
Mm...
Staff
Don't you ever leave
Staff
me again. Okay?
Guest
I won't.
Staff
You promise?
Yeah, I promise.
Staff
What happened last night?
Nothing. I told you.
I mean...
Staff
There was one
thing that happened.
I guess, you were right.
Staff
Cameron asked me to
invest money with him. So...
Staff
Probably is the reason
they invited us on vacation.
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That's it?
Staff
What are you worried about?
Nothing.
Staff
Oh!
Guest
Wow!
Staff
Sexy, right?
Staff
Do you like them?
Guest
Yeah?
Staff
Yes, they're really great.
Guest
Yeah?
Staff
Yeah. I think...
Ooh, hello.
You're naughty.
Hi.
Hi.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I think I'm gonna cum.
Can I cum? I'm gonna cu...
I'm cumming.
Oh, my God.